Katie Hayes #71 I am John Elton

[Eyeofthetiger]

I had to go get my toddler a water pistol as a reward for trying a food that wasn’t a nugget or a chip... no sign of it in my home bargains!

I imagine if you were trying to make a name for yourself a cheap range in a shop would be massive. But I thought she had already ‘made it’, own salon, interviews, gifted tat

 

[FoxyNasa]

The power pony pic was posted on 29th Jan, the one with the sunglasses 12th Feb. I’m assuming the H&B was so somewhere in between? But she doesn’t edit does she

Isn’t she the most repugnant thing you’ve ever laid eyes on. In the pink pic she’s just face and neck. They blend into one another

 

[Glittercandy12]

That promo video is hysterical

Stick on nails, a blending sponge, brushes, face cloth, head band, a bag full of plastic tat, hair clips, eyelashes, and looks like a tanning mitt, wow so original truff, exactly what’s needed in the make up/beauty market at the moment.

it’s her favourite shop literally and if you follower her you’ll know,
never heard her mention going there or saying it’s her favourite tbh

 

[cheshirelady75]

I think its really bad of HM using such massibky filtered altered photographs. I know its not Harrods but its not the bloody point! Not exactly a good example given their target market. Also her lower leg looks sore...varicose veins on their way!!

 

[Rothsey]

At least she’s not pretending she doesn’t read here anymore.

What have I missed has she said something?

 

[Okay guyss]

I think its really bad of HM using such massibky filtered altered photographs. I know its not Harrods but its not the bloody point! Not exactly a good example given their target market. Also her lower leg looks sore...varicose veins on their way!!

She some times shaves some parts of her body off

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Can we just address how bleeping unhygienic she’s asmitted
to being while fake crying on her stories - she said her make up came off during WATER BABIES! I know we’ve seen before that she wears a full face to swimming but it makes me feel bleeping ILL

Water Babies today dipping on that pool. was probably her first wash for days , since before she'd had that cottage cheese baby sick and milk sweater shirt on yesterday.
Can't believe she's gone to x3 classes today after carrying on yesterday saying she was on deaths door !
She's a mucky cow

 

[cheshirelady75]

She some times shaves some parts of her body off

Sometimes? All the time more like

I'm chuckling someone has just posted shes the most hard working girl....maybe rephrase

 

[Okay guyss]

Also bad bad cheap packaging I can see by looking at it looks like poundland packaging carnt wait to see n hear the reviews on it all

 

[Glittercandy12]

Look who’s following them aswel
On the hb post it is

 

[Icantspell]

Soz was meant to post this one first, a nice person I follow getting blocked off truff!

I know J, she’s an amazing person I go to her for all my beauty treatments I just seen this on her insta & was about to message her.

 

[Pebs19]

Sure she brags about having the worldest skinniest legs, the picture says something else

 

[gossip29]

160 views already

 

[Trollinell]

Look who’s following them aswel
On the hb post it is

I can’t see that? Who is it?

 

[Thekinsley]

She said she was going home to pop Olive to bed, yet she’s sharing every up her arse, creamed kecks response to her out of this world revel, obviously on insta. Pack it in and go be with your baby you skid mark

 

[Grh]

Imagine sitting there recording yourself fake crying and keep looking at the camera to make sure you got it

Also, 99% of the people that go to home bargains probably don’t have a clue who she is

 

[PollyPage]

I don’t think there will be any queues for you to get into love

Me neither, this will all be in TJ Hughes by Christmas along with the rest of the excess stock of perfumes by genuinely famous people

 

[Dancerdownunder]

Chezza’s like here ya go lad a big bouquet of flowers (under her breath good riddance)

 

[Belle Amie]

She is waiting for the right time to propose to herself. If she is going to pass off flowers and balloons from a shoot as a bespoke gift from daddy diy, then I’m sure she is capable of arranging her own engagement

In all seriousness though, I would imagine a proposal will be inbound once proppet gets older and looses the ‘cute’ appeal so she can generate more content with wedding shite. I’m sure I read somewhere that the reason influencers have babies close together is because by the time they are one, they start to loose their appeal to brands and by the time they are two - it more or less dries up. Oliff is not far off a year old now, I call a proposal by the end of the year, milk that for about a year, milk the wedding then 6 months after that - another bespoke on the way.

How the duck do influencers manage to get pregnant at the drop of a hat for social engagement and here I am 6 months of trying and not even a sniff! But anyway..

I’m not finished this thread yet but duck me ive sobbed!
This has been the best 15 pages to catch up on hahhahahah
My life’s been made today

My apologies to you all for the influx of notifications

I’m mortified for ya Kate I really am, kiss goodbye to a deal with Selfridges, Boots or Superdrug now.
bleeping Home and Bargains hah

 

[Glittercandy12]

What’s this about

Look who following her who’s made that commented, you might not see though if your not following the person it’s a mua

I can’t see that? Who is it?

It’s a random woman but theres someone truff knows from OD who is following her so must know the woman who’s commented

Edit oh I’ll just say it’s sian following the woman who’s commented “oh no “ but the womans private so sian must know her