Whispering Angel is only the best rosé when someone gifts it to her, when she’s buying herself it’s a £4 miniature from M&S!
The lifestyle she tries to portray - eating truffle and fancy ingredients, drinks fancy wine, living in a Truffle McMansion that her dreamy partner has panelled and made super bespoke, huuuuge walk in with loads of designer stuff, tanned and blonde baby who is super advanced beyond her months.
Lifestyle she’s actually living - doesn’t know that bacon isn’t veggie, drowns everything in truffle oil that contains 0% actual truffle, lives in a 3 bed semi that her ex renovated for her in the first place, has a partner who runs a bath or watches the baby once in a blue moon between his benders, hasn’t got a lounge and her wardrobe is actually filled with fake tat from Dubai / Ali Express. Baby is super cute but definitely fair and ginger and has been wedged at a toddler table to prove how bespoke she is.
What. A. Life. What a facade. That’s without the facade of her appearance!! She must be exhausted mentally from keeping up the pretence for what? Some silicone weaning plates and collection 2000 freebies??