Katie Hayes #26 takes no advice she can't be told, Olives first rave at 9 days old

[Charlie Farlie]

So early for this but my shout before I forget;

Kate Hayes #27 I AM FLAT NIPS

What about
#27 I AM FLAT NIPS AND HUGE FEET.

 

[Lovemyladygarden]

What about
#27 I AM FLAT NIPS AND HUGE FEET.

Did anyone else recoil when she said “because you know, I have flat nipples” like OMFG

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Did anyone else recoil when she said “because you know, I have flat nipples” like OMFG

When did she say this

If I see with my own eyes evidence of her selling gifted items I will make a full on bleep of her in the worst possible way I promise you

 

[lollianna]

What the duck are flat nipples?!

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

I don’t want to discuss my feeding journey because it’s personal but my nipples are flat.. Okaaaay then.

 

[Melmoo]

I don’t want to discuss my feeding journey because it’s personal but my nipples are flat.. Okaaaay then.

I actually feel sick. Big fat flat nipples wtaf is going on..

 

[Whatsthefuss]

DJ Indesit’s a lucky guy with those flat burger nips

 

[IChongTwirls]

What the duck are flat nipples?!

Something that Katie suffers with apparently which is why olive chongs milk from a bottle

 

[erin182]

Medela should gift her some of these

 

[Thedutchess]

Someone in the last thread said there’s been 1000 deaths the other day in the UK from rona and I tit myself and went to look but it’s infections not deaths. Jeeezus tattle bastards please don’t scare me like that Obv THM is super immune to it anyway

Hahahaha

What about
#27 I AM FLAT NIPS AND HUGE FEET.

You forgot the chubby finger

She’s gained 1000+ followers since yesterday so it’s obviously working for her.

Who does she think she is with the troll shite? Jessie Nelson at least she actually has status and trolls Katie doesn’t!

What the duck are flat nipples?!

Not being funny but I call bullshit...it is a thing but it’s not common, means you’ve never or rarely get A nip on.

 

[lurker1mill]

“Fed is breast”

 

[gigi_93]

Flicking my nipples now to check they’re not flat

 

[Perfectsmile01]

Coming soon at Oh Snarlin.........learn how to support your flat nips.....course ran by DJ Delo/Indesit....music provided by him with the 'Jazzy Covid Tube' and entertainment by him at the rave with the spaghetti legs you know the one!

 

[bell86]

Originally started following for the make up, before finding tattle for my daily laughs !!
This flat nipple chat and milk bags is seriously giving me the dry boak !
back to uncle fester comparisons and face tune fails please

 

[Verydemanding]

FED IS BREAST - that’s a new one

Also she’s not once said the word “Medela”, she 100% does not know how to pronounce it, but it’s meant to be really good

 

[Thefrogsgogz]

Does she mean she’s got big fat burger nips
Never mind “fed is breast guyzzz” all the breast

 

[Leahhutchinson]

Ok so I am even more confused... please someone tell me I didn't imagine that only the other day she posted saying how much milk she was producing and she had it in little bags labled to put in the freezer?

 

[Rgeb]

New thread title thanks to @MrsSavage with a whopping 112 likes!

Catch up here.. https://tattle.life/tags/katie-hayes/

Recap of last thread..

OHD continues to be dragged all over the place by THM and Daddy Delo. Shops, restaurants, Oh Snarlin, you name it. After some tan and momma glam, Olive also had the dubious pleasure of her first tacky garden rave when Kate took her to a 30th birthday party, dresses in white and bouncing around the gazebo to a saxophonist. People drinking smoking and gurning all over the place (treated to the minute details of the party from a million insta stories from the bday girl Naomi) and Olive’s car seat was balanced on two chairs whilst the parents were drinking - as long as Kate’s the centre of attention though. Naomi’s bonkers dancing dad is the new star of the thread Commentary on here of course lead to THM’s first red letter rant since giving birth, Maria Fowler stick in her irrelevant 2pence, and loads of reposts of stories criticising trolls and screen records of her inbox her apparent midwife piped up with a sarcastic message following the party - THM then outed her and they all tit themselves when someone on here suggested she could be reported to the NMC

Background for any new members..

1. Editing photos so much that she is unrecognisable in real life

2. Using someone else’s scan photos (in early threads thought to be her cousin Hollies)

3. Flaunting all of lockdown rules and asking ridiculous questions about others in lockdown. Putting herself, baby and others at risk by stomping round unnecessarily to McD’s, B&Q, Builders Yards, Liverpool 1 when she should be SHEILDING

4. The service she provides is a shambles, she is so rude and multiple people have said they have heard her slag other people off in the work environment. Totally unprofessional.

5. Portraying a perfect family life when daddy diy allegedly plays away a lot.

6. Offering advice on topics she is not qualified or even remotely in a position to. Such as baby vaccinations, mental health, miscarriages etc etc.

1. Promoting drinking in pregnancy... Confiding in her insta viewers after discussing having a Red Wine (or was it Prosecco??) with the words “I was thinking, is the baby drinking this?”
8. Having her hair done before lockdown restrictions lifted and before hairdressers opened (thought to have been to her cousin Hollies hair salon during lockdown)

9. Having a pregnancy photoshoot in which she had her hair and makeup done, again prior to lockdown restrictions being lifted.

10. Deletes comments from anyone that disagrees with her. They are TROLLS.

11. Held a babyshower at the weekend, said she only had 30 guests but we have seen evidence she may have had more.

12. Had makeup done again (twice in a week) against gov guidelines.

13. Had over 20 Vendors set up the dreamy baby shower, none of whom seemed to be wearing ppe.

14. SHOCKING Dior make up “learn your own face” IGTV with terrible editing filter on it

15. Posted a photo on her insta of nursery with a dummy clip in a drawer with the name OLIVE on it (which was screenshotted and shared on here) before swiftly deleting it and uploading a scribbled out version

16. Stole 4K from the tills of Savers In Heswall whilst working there in her younger years, her Uncle (Hollies Dad) had to pay it for her to avoid legal proceedings

17. We have atleast 6 different accounts now confirming she has/had BOG Breath whilst painting their faces

18. Matt has dabbled in coke and escort partys whilst with Kate

19. Charging her staff who work in the salon rent throughout lockdown

20. Begging on Insta business accounts for free stuff, constantly.

21. Not paying her poor Mum during lockdown and she had to resort to doing odd cleaning jobs here and there to get by

22. Been known to advertise her friends hair extension brand “Hairchoice” but openly tells people they are tit and wears other brands

23. Posts about “trolls” purely to gain followers, will wear big comedy glasses and hoody for her “poor me” IGTV’s

24. Had her Living Room ripped out, replaced with a walk in wardrobe full of “bespoke furnishings” from Delamere Group

25. A company that Kate was receiving gifted items from the “Mum and Me” app received an Instagram complaint from a girl called Aimee and the Mum and Me app owner sent Kate her details over, which lead to Kate stomping up to Aimees house with DJ Indesit and confronting Aimees Mother. This then Lead to Aimee putting an apology on her Insta Stories.

26. Posted a “body confident” Instagram grid post of herself as a child and a highly edited photo shoot shot, completely missing whatever point she was trying to make

27. Will block your account if you comment on her Instagram posts with anything other than ICONIC

28. Was gifted a £1200 ELECTRIC (wtf) Cybex pram which she said she had only just opened the day she posted the IGTV, even though she said earlier that week that Her and Matt had built the pram and forgot to take photos because they were lost in the moment

29. Claims to have donated LOADS of stuff to her midwife and has recently posted on her grid a giveaway of all her unwanted gifted stuff “tag mums who need help” How patronising!?

30. Filmed herself moaning about Trolls once again, but in a moving vehicle with NO SEATBELT ON.

31. Posts screenshots of messages she has to sent to herself telling her she is “Phenominal” and also one claiming to be “Health Visitor”

32.Word has it Olive has finally exited the bespoke dreamy womb, big announcement in Ok still pending.

33. Twit and Twa# have finally met there match with Deena over painting the wall white, Boss babe is in hiding in Arrow Park maternity ward and pepperami head has fled to Ibiza

34. Claims the reason she left Peaches & Cream Liverpool to work on her own was down to “bullying”

35. Has the most dreamy content baby ever born

36. Has motherhood down to a tee, so much so, she's already giving her AMAAAAZING advice out

37. Shows her tyre tit juice daily. Vom

38. Promoting hair growth vitamins and saying she's lost no hair, when she has extensions and the babies 7 days old.

39. Flaunting more gifted tat she doesn't and shouldn't receive

40. Giving tit advice and making new/young mums feel bad because of the nonsense she spouts

41. Taking OHD to a Garden Rave at 9 days old

Nicknames used..

THM - Truffle Hog Momma

DJ INDESIT - Matt’s nickname after djing on the washing machine

Daddy DIY - Kates nickname for Matt used regularly

Pepperami - Cheryl Taylor (business owner of Oh Snarlin)

Oh Snarlin - Oh Darlin business owned by THM & Pepperami

MMMMKAY - a word that is used after most sentences in a patronising tone

Trolive - Olive

Hollie - Kates cousin

THM’s ex - Philly Long Fingers

SW - Secret Warehouse - NOT SLIMMING WORLDView attachment 214376

gets me every time that photo. Catfishing at its finest

 

[Yorkshiretea123]

Originally started following for the make up, before finding tattle for my daily laughs !!
This flat nipple chat and milk bags is seriously giving me the dry boak !
back to uncle fester comparisons and face tune fails please

I agree I thought I was on mumsnet for a second, then realised that I’ve never been on mumsnet because I would never admit to going on there, even tho it’s super allowed. Queen Barb has saved these threads with her screenplays all hail @QueenBarb

 

[brumbrum16]

'Fed is breast'

Yet again I can't breathe that girl is so dopey its unreal

What's she gonna come out with next..
'Love my little Angle'

Hahaha bloody mongol