Katie Hayes #26 takes no advice she can't be told, Olives first rave at 9 days old

[QueenBarb2]

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[liverpool245]

well girls i had a routine blood test last week and got a call today from my doctor and I’m pregnant.. after loosing my son I was dreading the day I got pregnant again but I’m over the moon.. safe to say I won’t be taking ANY fucking tips from Kate!

btw Kate if your reading this.. my pregnancy is actually classed as a ‘rainbow’ baby due to giving birth to my still born son not like the shit you tried to blag everyone with

 

[Leahhutchinson]

Just read on the support a cake course which costs £120, you make an 'oh snarlin' themed cake hahahahaha fuck off

Why doesn't she try and support her 9 day old baby's head first rather than a victoria sponge?

 

[Moonhead]

Katie Hayes #27 Purple Aki got I Am Midwife the sacki

 

[Lurkymclurkinson1]

@QueenBarb2
Is this you

 

[Yorkshiretea123]

Wouldn’t say a party but a get together of a few yeh ! Obviously she will deny it Cos it’s not about her so she doesn’t need to show it

She even makes him dress different

Well he’s aba the size of a fuckin Ken doll, so why not dress him up

IM A PANEL BOY
IN A PANEL WORLLLD

LIFE IN 2 X 4
ITS FANTASTIC

BRUSH MY TURKEY HAIR
DRESSED TO MATCH HAZE DER

CANT HAVE A PLAYSTATION
IM KHMS CREATION

ESCORTS: COME ON MATTY LETS GO PARTY !!!

 

[Dancerdownunder]

Lots of new followers so here’s a recap poem

Olive Hayes (sorry Haze) The baby who went to her first garden rave...at only 9 days.

Katie told us just one hour but that’s not why we took offence, we’re in a worldwide pandemic have you got no commonsense.

Whilst oliff was at the rave she lay across two chairs, then a man named leccy legs appeared and suddenly she was no longer scared.

He shown her how to salsa and operate the pram then off She went to market to buy some teddy ham.

Miss piggy also went to market to purchase home made pies i think thats were she met delo although I think she forgets her lies.

#Porky pies and wandering eyes

If only you would stay home bondings such an important time, but instead your out drinking cocktails vodka gin and wine.

Olives mommy is insecure and possibly bonkers mad, and I think poor Oliff is wishing that man leccy legs was her dad.

Not showing Oliffs face, Kate your such a hypocrite I’m sick of seeing her hand, her two hairs and a nit.

THM is an aspiring influencer with followers near and far but one day karma will come...and expose who you really are.

If you seen her in the street she looks different to her squares, the only real thing about her is actually her fake hair.

Promoting products daily that haven’t even been tried, giving misleading information to new mums quite frankly...a pack of lies.

Pretending life is perfect with a vagina sewn up like a clam, we still don’t know Oliffs hair colour due to the filters used on Instagram.

We know you edit photos and the signs to look out for and It won’t be long until your followers also know the score.

I followed her page for makeup now all I get is titty talk we don’t give a damn about you expressing your making us want to balk.

You tell us something different about breastfeeding every day, and now you’ve admitted you have flat nipples wow..polish tits fair play.

I am midwife has been fired from a comment shared by Kate, she uses things to her advantage and attempts to manipulate.

Turning up at a “trolls” house in the middle of the night, oh Kate I was meant to ask...you did you ever paint the wall white?

Drama seems to surround her, yet it’s all a websites fault, but note everything she says we now take with a pinch of salt.

THM makes mistakes and begs to be left alone, but then will go an post a story another one we cant condone.

I would love nothing more for you to share this on your daily posts,
so all of your followers can realise that your nothing but a hoax.

Notes for illiterate readers eg I AM MIDWIFE

meaning of condone - (behaviour that is considered morally wrong or offensive)

• meaning of hoax - a humorous or malicious deception.

FED IS BREAST MMMKAY

 

[QueenBarb2]

MEANWHILE, AT CHEZ’S MOULDY FALLING DOWN SELF BUILD..



CHEZ: BAYLAY? JUST GONNA SHEOWW ME BIG CHIN ON CAMERA DO A QUICK Q&A SO DAT EVERYONE FINKS IVE ALREADY QUARENTINED AND I CAN START POSTIN WHAT AM ACTUALLY DOING NOW BABE

BAYLAY: YOU ARE 40 MOMMA

CHEZ: YOU GOT IT FROM YO MOMMA! I WEAR WHAT DA FUCK I WANT

BAYLAY: YOU GONNA USE YA NEW DYSON AIRWRAP ON ME HEAD OR WHA??

CHEZ: YEAH BABE SIT HERE IM JUST GONNA SET ME PHONE UP ILL PUT IT ON ME STORIES..

*baylay runs out of site to the en-suite, a tiny turtle head has appeared and she needs to drop it in the bog quick*

CHEZ: *talking to phone* GUUUYZZZ AM JUST GONNA.. *notices BAYLAY’s phone ringing* - PRETEND TO BE BAYLAY... HAHAHA.. AND SEE WHAT HER FELLA SAYS TO HER ON THE BLOWER ONE MIN

*notices the phone ringing, clears her throat and swings her elongated head round”

CHEZ: IYA.. *sniffs her own armpit*

BAYLAY BF: BAYLAY YOU GONNA SUCK UZ OFF TONIGHT DEN ON YA MA’s BALCONY OR WHA?

CHEZ: HAHAHAHAHA ITS CHEZ!!!!

*baylay comes back into shot and sits down, to be asked the same question again*

CHEZ: JUS NEED TO DO ME HOOVER LINES ONE SEC BAYYYLAAAAAY...

*Chez climbs onto her Shark and points in the direction she wants to go, it moves that fast it startled her and she pissed her RI jeans*

 

[MrsSavage]

Imagine how fucking awkward it is when they actually are at home

THM: WERE THE FUCK SHUD I PUT HER DIY DADDIO MMMMMMMMKAY.

DELO: DUNNO, ON THE MARBLE ISLAND? AW NO PUT HER IN THE KITCHEN? NOT NEAR THE EXTENSION THO ITS LIKE A FUCKEN SAUNA

*both chucking OHD between themselves like the fucking Chuckle brothers*

Truffle truffle vision, truffle vision

 

[Yellowsocks]

My favourites

My favourites

The Indiana jones caption gets me I liked it so had to hide that and hide the other names

 

[IChongTwirls]

Hello my lovely tattle bastards I’m signing out of here for a while. I suffer with anxiety and I’m having a real battle with it at the moment (triggered by antibiotics for a water infection. Girls, when you’ve shagged your fella, go for a piss afterwards and thank me later!) so I’m drastically reducing the time I spend on my phone whilst also unfollowing any one that breeds vulgarity, negativity and self indulgent promotion YES Kate that means you! No doubt I’ll be back lurking and posting soon but just want to say how funny you lot are and keep calling that bitch out on her bullshit. See you on the flip side fuckers

 

[Yellowsocks]

She looks like this in real life:

 

[Abongo]

Thread 27# STOP TRYING TO MAKE GREMLINS HAPPEN. ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

 

[Yorkshiretea123]

THM THE MUSICAL - BROADWAYS LATEST PHENOMENON

NOW STARRING AT THE EMPIRE - KERRY KATONA IS KHM, in the latest musical masterpiece - THE CRYIN MING*

*No affiliation with the Lion King* (super allowed)

With the hit song - Can you Chong a twirl tonight?

 

[Vixta]

I was just looking up oh snarlin address to report Chezza and noticed these recent reviews

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

KHM. Her perfect dream life
Dream baby - liar, and you trapped him
Perfect fella - no he’s a cheat
Perfect walk in - no it’s your living room
Perfect home - no you can’t wait to move but can’t afford it and you’re up to your eyes in debt
Perfect car - no it’s old with a private reg to disguise its age
Perfect oh darlin - again NO
Perfect wardrobe - it’s all blag
Perfect mates - they all slag you off

So your perfect life is actually anything but perfect and dreamy!

Wind your neck in you whopper, everyone over the age of 12 sees through your shit!

 

[Hereforthegossss]

I just find the repetitive cycle of behaviour very strange !!
Goes like this....
Do something controversial, post it all over social media, read tattle for the verdicts. Have a rant on social media when you don't like what you've read, hope a Z lister will have your back and then make out they're your best mate as you share your dismay at the 'trolls', then sit for days reposting comments about yourself and how 'you're amazing' 'you're an inspiration'.
I have literally never seen another so called 'influencer' just sit reposting messages and posts about themselves on their stories about how unreal they are etc.
It's literally a constant play out of the same thing every few weeks. In between this make out life is PERFECT !!!!
Also pathetic how the first attack back to the 'trolls/gremlins' is to make out anyone who disagrees with you is jealous or a scruff ? or what's the new one lives in a dump of a house ?? The irony of it being said by people who contact companies & workmen begging for free work and furnishings ??The constant need for validation and worship from strangers is just beyond weird !!!!

 

[QueenBarb2]

So she’s saying she copied the name.

“When we were trying I said Olive”

Was that with Phil??

...

SOME TIME IN 2018

*Phil stood in front of the bed and same pillows & bedding Delo is yet to slip his wandering eye into*

PLF: WE TRYIN FOR A BABA GERL DEN?
DAT WHAT YA SAYIN?
COZ AM NOT GERRIN MARRIED TO YA, YA CRAZY MESS.

THM: DEFFO TRYING RA NOW MMKAY..
GET YA LONG FUCKIN FINGERZ OUT LETZ GET GOIN MMMKAY

*THM runs at the bed, belly flops and lies on her front like a cat on heat...*

THM: OH YEAH - ITS IN!!! DAT YA WILLY OR YA FINGERS??? .... OLIVE!! MMMKAY.

 

[NormalPerson]

Ok, big bad Chezza. On 1st August you went out with your husband - the picture is on your grid. Remember, you had 70’s hair and Mark couldn’t find his jeans? Say you went away the day after, 2nd August, until 9th August??? You’d have still only completed one week of quarantine by now?

If you’re going to pretend you had a social media break to hide the fact you’ve been abroad and not quarantined afterwards, you should have dragged it out at least a few more days to make your story add up.

You’re either as thick as truffle momma or you think everyone else is.

 

[pommybear]

Kate and Chez trying to keep up with their lies