Hahaha am howlin at thisI managed to use the word phallus in a sentence today after seeing it yesterday and I was dead proud of myself. My fella got the dog some turkey necks, they were bleeping vile and I picked it up and it was all floppy, I turned round to him and said 'It feels like a flaccid phallus' I was in bits laughing at myself, I think I'm dead funny sometimes and he was looking at me like he didn't know if he needed to get me sectioned