Missing the banter guuuuyyyyyyzzzzzz 
Katie Hayes #22 VROOOOOM VROOOOM Olives about to exit the womb
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I’m actually impressed that she hasn’t been on the gram already. Maybe the fact the baby is here has changed her perspective on life a little and she’s actually realised that social media doesn’t matter one little bit
Probs got takeaway oysters delivered to the hozzy #gifted
Wonder if the section was planned? Even if it was she will say it was an emergency!
Katie Hayes #23 Va Va Vroom Vroom, Baby Trolive has left the womb
I just wanna know is the room painted white yet?!
I managed to use the word phallus in a sentence today after seeing it yesterday and I was dead proud of myself. My fella got the dog some turkey necks, they were bleeping vile and I picked it up and it was all floppy, I turned round to him and said 'It feels like a flaccid phallus' I was in bits laughing at myself, I think I'm dead funny sometimes and he was looking at me like he didn't know if he needed to get me sectioned 
I doubt that, she’s probably holding out for OK mag to contact her
or she’s not posting so she gets lots more messages asking her has she given birth. It must be KILLING her not to post on Insta since she posts every single thing, and hardly anything to do with makeup (which is why I followed her back in the day)
According to my calculations, her due date would be 30/31st July from her posts.
*edit 30th July to 3rd Aug on further inspection
Late to the party but had a snoop after others were speculating
*edit 30th July to 3rd Aug on further inspection
Late to the party but had a snoop after others were speculating
More chance of a pig flying
And paneled
We aim to entertain go look for KateHayesmakeup on Instagram
if she’s last a week staying off the gram I’ll eat my crusty socks for breakfast with a side of tea with an ivy leaf in it
Katie Hayes #23 Baby Olive’s finally here whilst Tattle’s got conspiracy fear.
I've just been looking at her pageWe aim to entertain go look for KateHayesmakeup on Instagram
if she’s last a week staying off the gram I’ll eat my crusty socks for breakfast with a side of tea with an ivy leaf in it
Or maybe the baby comes out black and DJ Indesit realise he’s off the hookOr maybe the baby looks like a shrivelled raisin so isn’t insta worthy
now wouldn’t that be a plot twist!Welcome to the tit show that is THM’s lifeI've just been looking at her page
She’s probably staying off the gram to drum up interest and whip her followers/army in to a frenzy waiting for news. Either that or shes been brought down to earth with a bag like the rest of us, because having a section is no joke at all, its major surgery, and a huge shock to the system. From personal experience the recovery is brutal. I think shes going to seriously regret doing away with her living room, she will be banished to the bedroom to rest when she gets home because there is no way she will be able to relax on that green sofa.
Call me shallow but I was tit-scared I’d have babies that could double as cabbage patch dolls!Or maybe the baby looks like a shrivelled raisin so isn’t insta worthy
LL was off for 4 day’s then posted a raw 
1st pic don’t think we will get that from THM.
Bet she’s praying they don’t keep her in long as Dirty Delo will we out wetting the babies head tomorrow night before he’s locked back in the shed.
1st pic don’t think we will get that from THM.Bet she’s praying they don’t keep her in long as Dirty Delo will we out wetting the babies head tomorrow night before he’s locked back in the shed.
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