Sorry but why does she sound like she’s sanding down wood while applying that tan 
Katie Hayes #180 The “other girl” with the tommy tit tattoo
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Did she seriously just say that dress does wonders for her figure 
I swear that bleep has reverse body dysmorphia
caramella are defo her main trolls the state of this
I swear that bleep has reverse body dysmorphiacaramella are defo her main trolls the state of this
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Still no ring on her Caramella ad!
When I said I lolled I had tears…. Sanding woodSorry but why does she sound like she’s sanding down wood while applying that tan
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In other news I feel like Kate today. My house was absolutely disgusting- however I have scrubbed it from top to bottom- dusted the lot. Feels great! It’s been like 3 weeks since I did a deep deep clean like that- not sure how she lives if I’m honest
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Also- if she claims she’s a size 10 then so am I!
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I think she’s pregnant- roll on the announcement- big truck O with the clear blue digital in her gob and tears from her
“Like see them roles there, you can’t even see them”
Who’s going to tell her then?
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Who’s going to tell her then?
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And now she's channelling the Queen with that daft bag and old lady bootsDid she seriously just say that dress does wonders for her figure
caramella are defo her main trolls the state of this
I love it when she does a Caramella ad..makes my day 
that short jumpsuit thing…why does stand with legs so far apart sticking her fanny forward 
that short jumpsuit thing…why does stand with legs so far apart sticking her fanny forward She looks like she’s done that thing where you try a dress on but leave your trousers round your ankles so you don’t have to take your shoes off…Did she seriously just say that dress does wonders for her figure
caramella are defo her main trolls the state of this
Kate when she looks in the mirror saying the outfit does wonders for her figure
I can't cope with her modelling for caramella 
she looks awful in every item shes tried on
Look at how this set is meant to be worn, kate resembles bugs life caterpillar
she looks awful in every item shes tried onLook at how this set is meant to be worn, kate resembles bugs life caterpillar
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She is trolling herself, she has to be.I can't cope with her modelling for caramella
Look at how this set is meant to be worn, kate resembles bugs life caterpillar
That’s one fat fanny that. Read the wiki.“Like see them roles there, you can’t even see them”
Who’s going to tell her then?
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I can't cope with her modelling for caramella
Look at how this set is meant to be worn, kate resembles bugs life caterpillar
Troll! She didn’t tan her torso this morning, so she’s not going to show her ZSM belly. Read the wiki.
If she’s already got the outfit and knew she was modelling, why didn’t she do a proper tan, rather than a wash off which is clearly all over the clothes she’s modelling
Thanks troll. Will check this out x
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Oh thanks troll! It's alot to spend if no good. TaI tired the shark styler and didn't like it. Luckily I borrowed it from my ma.
Good for fine-ish hair but mine is thick and long so it didn't work well. Good old fashioned hairdryer and wand for me
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I love her employment with Caremella. Always puts a smile on my face.
She wearing a nappy??
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That is a massive fanny that, like why has her body stored fat on her fanny? never seen anything like it
Fucken big box that to go with her big back I suppose
Hang on a bleeping min..
she says for this hideous jumpsuit:
“this would be gorgeous with boots if anyone’s going to see Chris Brown”
????? Am I missing something here??
Has 9 toes started off a jumpsuit and space boots concert trend? You wear a jumpsuit and boots then list them on eBay/depop whilst still wearing on the journey home from the concert??
she says for this hideous jumpsuit:
“this would be gorgeous with boots if anyone’s going to see Chris Brown”
????? Am I missing something here??
Has 9 toes started off a jumpsuit and space boots concert trend? You wear a jumpsuit and boots then list them on eBay/depop whilst still wearing on the journey home from the concert??
Whyyyyyyy would anyone want to go out looking like they're wearing a wetsuit? A grey wetsuit at that. With those trainers tooHang on a bleeping min..
she says for this hideous jumpsuit:
“this would be gorgeous with boots if anyone’s going to see Chris Brown”
????? Am I missing something here??
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Has 9 toes started off a jumpsuit and space boots concert trend? You wear a jumpsuit and boots then list them on eBay/depop whilst still wearing on the journey home from the concert??
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She needs to contact the shoe
Just laughed OUT LOUD HAHAHAHAHAA WHAT THE bleeping HELL IS THAT OUTFITDid she seriously just say that dress does wonders for her figure
caramella are defo her main trolls the state of this
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