Wait, she didn’t brown her mince first
No wonder Delo takes the free meals out when this is the gruel she cooks him
Put them on the shoe organiser in a foil tray 🫠 OR do what normal people do and just put them on a nice plate?Hang on has she just said that the shoe organiser would be good for putting mince pies on at Christmas?she’s deffo be on the vino on the car drive wtf she on about?
Wasn't she offering free make up lessons to any staff that would let her queue jump? Bad cunt herShe then to Truff. Remember that time she filled herself on her makeup account ramming in chicken nuggets with her mouth open.
Or the time she tried to que jump to get a fillet of fish when Maccies reopened after Covid. Bad tramp
When she couldn’t get a gifted grazing table for big O’s birthday, she made one herself using shoe racks for presentation (as I write this, it sounds like a pisstake, but it actually happened.)Hang on has she just said that the shoe organiser would be good for putting mince pies on at Christmas?she’s deffo be on the vino on the car drive wtf she on about?
Gurning to the maxThis simpleton, getting distracted by something she’s seen across the road.
She’s like a lobotomised chimpanzee.
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Hmp hayesI've made the best cottage pie recipe known to man hands down.... she's a cocky twat isn't she !
It looks like the vom you see splattered up kebab shop walls in the street after a Saturday night! It's honestly knocked me sick
I’ve never seen an underbite as bad as that in my life. It’s weird how she hasn’t had it fixed yet has spent grands on her scrabble tile teethThis simpleton, getting distracted by something she’s seen across the road.
She’s like a lobotomised chimpanzee.
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Why was a whole parsnip floating in the sludgeAnd looks like she can’t cut veg up properly either
Oh yes I would let her sausage fingers inject my face
I will be first in line!
Omg I’d forgotten the terrifying advent calendar. I’m off to read the wiki againWhen she couldn’t get a gifted grazing table for big O’s birthday, she made one herself using shoe racks for presentation (as I write this, it sounds like a pisstake, but it actually happened.)
What was the thing she was trying to describe that was ‘like tin foil?’ Baking parchment?
I hope she resurrects the Blair Witch advent calendar this year
Truff at Christmas is as hilarious as Truff on holiday.Omg I’d forgotten the terrifying advent calendar. I’m off to read the wiki again
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