Trolls I’ve been at a child’s 4th birthday party this afternoon, with my youngest manifested bespoke (not blonde or blue eyed however). I feel let down! How dare they! Ive sat in a village hall with a bright pink and purple unicorn bouncy castle, not a beige cake or balloon arch in sight. What is this madness? The kids ate party rings and fairy cakes and played pass the parcel. Every child had a ball and there wasn’t a drop of alcohol at the event. Not was it instagrammed. Good grief - it’s like the twilight zone out there trolls!