Don't forget to get a mum coffee from the mum Starbucks to see you through your busy mum dayTrolls I went and got my zss dress. It fits my super allowed mom tum, but doesn’t fit the saggy as fuck mom boobs. I’m going to have to drive my mom car back to the shop to return it and get a mom refund. Devvoed. The bottom half is so beautiful and the top half is truff stuffed into a ‘one size fits all’ Ali express special
Super allowed mummaDon't forget to get a mum coffee from the mum Starbucks to see you through your busy mum day
Hope you paid with the Zilch App & made a video of you paying at the till with your bespoke.Trolls I went and got my zss dress. It fits my super allowed mom tum, but doesn’t fit the saggy as fuck mom boobs. I’m going to have to drive my mom car back to the shop to return it and get a mom refund. Devvoed. The bottom half is so beautiful and the top half is truff stuffed into a ‘one size fits all’ Ali express special
She could have gone for an interview and be stuck in the roadworks that are there now and for then next 9 daysMaybe she's gone for an interview
“Truff stuffed”Trolls I went and got my zss dress. It fits my super allowed mom tum, but doesn’t fit the saggy as fuck mom boobs. I’m going to have to drive my mom car back to the shop to return it and get a mom refund. Devvoed. The bottom half is so beautiful and the top half is truff stuffed into a ‘one size fits all’ Ali express special
Troll, I ordered online so I am just setting up the camera in my hallway to flim myself jumping up and downHope you paid with the Zilch App & made a video of you paying at the till with your bespoke.
Save your petrol, stuff your mom boobs in to the dress and just get the Facetune app! Just don’t stand in front of any panelling or skirting when you take your facetuned mirror selfies. Oh, and take a couple of safety pins with you for when it splits open!Trolls I went and got my zss dress. It fits my super allowed mom tum, but doesn’t fit the saggy as fuck mom boobs. I’m going to have to drive my mom car back to the shop to return it and get a mom refund. Devvoed. The bottom half is so beautiful and the top half is truff stuffed into a ‘one size fits all’ Ali express special
We need photographic evidence of said “truff stuffing” troll.Trolls I went and got my zss dress. It fits my super allowed mom tum, but doesn’t fit the saggy as fuck mom boobs. I’m going to have to drive my mom car back to the shop to return it and get a mom refund. Devvoed. The bottom half is so beautiful and the top half is truff stuffed into a ‘one size fits all’ Ali express special
I couldn't believe people did not get on to the fact that she was in Dubai tops 4 days and was like "So we've been here about a week I think" you think? Truff, stop, you're on a package hol....for 4 days. Still infuriates me.If her social media breaks are anything like her other breaks and holidays then she will be gone for a day but say it’s been a week
That sounds super stressful momma. I hope you’ve booked a momma self care day to get over your super busy mom dayTrolls I went and got my zss dress. It fits my super allowed mom tum, but doesn’t fit the saggy as fuck mom boobs. I’m going to have to drive my mom car back to the shop to return it and get a mom refund. Devvoed. The bottom half is so beautiful and the top half is truff stuffed into a ‘one size fits all’ Ali express special
The photo does not do justice to how much this does not fit my top half! Looking forward to truffs super allowed troll rantWe need photographic evidence of said “truff stuffing” troll.
Omg I love it you look fit! What’s the code pleaseThe photo does not do justice to how much this does not fit my top half! Looking forward to truffs super allowed troll rant
Looks lovely on you, not a truff stuffing insight, imagine truff in it, back like a 8 seater dining table and 4 chairs for her chest.The photo does not do justice to how much this does not fit my top half! Looking forward to truffs super allowed troll rant
Thanks trolls, it’s 8342/349. Maybe I can ask truff who did her boobs so I can get a pair of fake mom titsOmg I love it you look fit! What’s the code please
Seen that one in white as well....got me tempted nowThanks trolls, it’s 8342/349. Maybe I can ask truff who did her boobs so I can get a pair of fake mom tits
Thanks troll. Tbh I feel it’s missing a mom tum. Are you even real woman without mom tum?!?!Thanks trolls, it’s 8342/349. Maybe I can ask truff who did her boobs so I can get a pair of fake mom tits
Mum tum and normal skin is super allowed - you can’t be in Kate’s gang otherwise. Ironic since she tans, uses blackface emojis and edits herself to within an inch of her life, but this is the level of fuckwit we are dealing withThanks troll. Tbh I feel it’s missing a mom tum. Are you even real woman without mom tum?!?!
I remember one of her stories when she was in Dubai and she said “so we’ve here for like 9/10 days now….” and she’d been there for about 48 hours in reality.I couldn't believe people did not get on to the fact that she was in Dubai tops 4 days and was like "So we've been here about a week I think" you think? Truff, stop, you're on a package hol....for 4 days. Still infuriates me.
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