Kat Farmer DMBL40 #8 Please get help!

[Uppompey]

She is mad to walk around the area she seems to live in (London Bridge, Borough Market, Bermondsey) with a Hermes bag on show.

 

[Brummiebird]

Well-being cruise car crash content claxon alert!

 

[newbutnotsonew]

Oh the irony of fried chicken? and chips, with cheese and crackers on the wellness cruise

 

[GossipMongoose]

Jacob's cream crackers and fried chicken. It doesn't look very luxe.

 

[newbutnotsonew]

Jacob's cream crackers and fried chicken. It doesn't look very luxe.

ThTs what I thought

 

[Vacuous]

This is Kat. Kat is an expert in fashun and wellness. She us going to teach us all how to dress to suit our body shape. Like Kat clearly does. Whilst guzzling greasy over processed tit and gallons of alcohol. Be like Kat.

 

[SharkAttack]

She looks much better in those jeans as they hide her skeletal frame.

 

[Vacuous]

Yes but remember, Kat is the expert.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Wellness Cruise:
Look at Kat's Instagram.
Don't do that.
The End.

 

[Vacuous]

She doesn't like hiding her skeletal frame though. All women want to be as skinny as her. In her disordered mind, any road.

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Oh the irony of fried chicken? and chips, with cheese and crackers on the wellness cruise

I thought exactly the same!

Anyone watching the latest Michael Mosley program will know the link between mental health and what you eat, fried food is a massive no no when it comes to wellness.

 

[zetta buttons]

Jacob's cream crackers and fried chicken. It doesn't look very luxe.

That cruise looks like a place where dreams go to die.

tit food, tit “presenters”, tit weather.

Might as well stay at home and watch pointless.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Might as well stay at home and watch pointless.

You'd learn more about women's style from Alexander Armstrong, that's for sure.

 

[Vacuous]

Kats advice.....where what you like that makes you feel good. Brilliant.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

"Fashion is timeless."
Err, no it isn't. Fashion is transient, the new, the trend, that seasonal "thing". It's style that endures, see also elegance and grace. Even Kat must have heard of Coco Chanel.
Just because you wear leggings and a big ass jumper for months on end doesn't make them timeless. Just makes them dirty.

Wonder if she's doing grooming and make up? If so, don't forget the SPF...or the shampoo.

 

[Isthatso?]

Hang on- London Cool? Kate Moss? Chrissie Hynde?
Rock Chic faded away 10 years ago and the latest similar incarnation today is ‘mob wife atheistic’. So how do we adapt that into our wardrobe's Kat?

It’s almost like she’s bloody clueless!

 

[Vacuous]

Erm, why has she got bruised shelves under her eyes and why is her hair already dry, dull, orange and brittle again?

 

[bunsofsteel]

Erm, why has she got bruised shelves under her eyes and why is her hair already dry, dull, orange and brittle again?

The bruising effect is usually down to the fillers

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Ahh, she's schilling the book on these workshops.
Her answer to any fashion question at the moment seems to be wear what you like. So why do we need you then?

 

[tarahalls]

She obviously lost custody of her beautiful clothes, as well as the dog. That H&M tatty dress seems to be the only one she now owns! Maybe he cut them up like women cut up men’s suits…