Johnny Depp and Amber Heard #20

[Knitwit]

Shane McGowan. Shane married his partner of 32 years in 2018 and Johnny was the guest of honour

 

[Bletchley]

If I was a lawyer working at Elaine and Rottenbum's firm, I'd be looking for a new job starting yesterday and probably have a convenient gap on my CV

 

[noseynopinions]

To tell you that we would need 50 more threads, a bag of MDMA or 20, several million mega pints and a few weeks. And an odd line of coke here and there.

I'm not gonna lie, I need 2 bottles of wine and a half gram of coke after this. Its too much for me.

 

[Just William]

One of the lawyers on the Law & Crime channel actually thought Elaine did a strong closing! WTF is she drinking?
One didn't like Ben objecting.

I thought Rottenborn lied, twisted, did a character assassination of JD (disgusting was used more than once) patronised the jury regularly & was his usual obnoxious self not helped by his overly harsh cold voice. Elaine came across like the Duracell bunny on speed. Manic, frenzied, desperate to spew as much crap as she could knowing the clock was ticking (again) oops, at times she made zero sense. Fucking awful closing.

Camille & Ben spoke eloquently, from their hearts & it showed - they were in a class of their own & worth every damn cent.

 

[Dolly Bantry]

This thing about "he said 'i chopped my finger off'" - people who say 'i broke my leg' don't mean they did it, you enormous div. They just mean it happened

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Just sending hugs to everyone triggered or affected personally by all this.. ..

 

[whathastheworldcometo]

I am still angry that they filed a claim for 100 million dollars and then tell the jury it was out of spite!!!

I would be angry if I were the judge, I find this so disrespectful

If I were a jury member I would not want to reward that attitude

 

[AuroraBorealis]

I'm exhausted after that, I feel like I've run a marathon . I feel like I've had MDMA not that I know what that's like .

I just feel like Elaine abused us all. Can we sue her for damages?

 

[Dotty Merton]

Drug buddy Bettany..... dont piss off Bettanys wife Rottenbottom...... she's got the true starman on side and shit loads of goblins

Righty I am off to buy some more wax and pins and eyes of newts, back in a couple of hours to see whats what.

 

[Bletchley]

"The op-ed wasn't even Miss Heard's idea"
WRONG, she said as much yesterday, she said she wanted to write it because "he is such a powerful man"

 

[Bletchley]

Oooh Runkle saying that the jury were not happy that Elaine caused their lunch to be delayed!

 

[Foxy86]

I'm going to say it.. if a text message deems him guilty then I bet most, if not all of us are guilty of "abuse" at some point.
I'm sure we have all sent a nasty message, or made a nasty comment before.

 

[50sGirl]

Did he just say even if you don’t think Johnny abused Amber you must still find in her favour?!
He’s desperate.

 

[noseynopinions]

She was gorgeous I thought.

Amber is really beautiful in my opinion. But it's all to waste because she's a vile person. The sister on the other hand has a face like a brick wall.

 

[Wellthisisinteresting]

Elaine, have you had a mega pint hun?

 

[EllaBella89]

Thats it. Its like a presentation in a lecture hall.

He’s as personable as my GP, factual and to the point but has the wit, personality and charm of a barnacle on a whales arse

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

I’d pay everything I have and my body to know her thoughts

 

[welp]

I dont think that Depp will win given how strict defamation law is, but damn, Team Heard did everything they can to lose this.

Too bad that the mainstream media is insanely biased though, but still, no matter the verdict I think this trial has done the damage on Heard she deserves (not the bonkers hate on the internet, no one deserves that, but her getting exposed for what she is, even if metoo tries hard to sweep it under the rug)

 

[What's your point]

You can tell Elaine is trying to whizz through all Amber's post it notes because of she doesn't Amber will kick the shit out of her.

 

[wibble]

Many a true word....