John Stones # 52 Pretty Eyes, Sexy Thighs. We hope to see him today, otherwise we’ll all cry.

[Gossgossgoss9888]

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Any dick pics?

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Absolutely no dick pics. It's not that kind of texting, a dick pic would be incredibly abrupt and jarring. And, I know, men...but I think he has some kind of social/professional standards and anyway it's just friendly texting, nothing more.

We talk about a few things, most of it's just jumping-off points for us to start firing puns or absurd jokes at each other.

He acts like I'm the cleverest person he's ever met, and teases me about it a little bit, like "yeah of course you know that", not being a dick about it but just, almost like he's proud of me.

So we flit between topics a bit and mostly just try to make each other laugh. He talks a little bit about his family and his home town too (he's not from round here).

It's very easy to imagine he knows me better than he really does.

 

[Just Drive]

Spoiler

Absolutely no dick pics. It's not that kind of texting, a dick pic would be incredibly abrupt and jarring. And, I know, men...but I think he has some kind of social/professional standards and anyway it's just friendly texting, nothing more.

We talk about a few things, most of it's just jumping-off points for us to start firing puns or absurd jokes at each other.

He acts like I'm the cleverest person he's ever met, and teases me about it a little bit, like "yeah of course you know that", not being a dick about it but just, almost like he's proud of me.

So we flit between topics a bit and mostly just try to make each other laugh. He talks a little bit about his family and his home town too (he's not from round here).

It's very easy to imagine he knows me better than he really does.

This is better than any rom com.

 

[sugarfairy23]

I just want to point out that as much stick bae gets about his feet on here, I think we can all agree that his tootsies are leaps and bounds ahead of the hobbit feet that belong to MM.

See his latest IG post if you dare.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

This is better than any rom com.

Oh, it's not really, I will inevitably make it weird and it'll fizzle out It's nice though.

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Why did I look?

 

[einahpets93]

Spoiler

Absolutely no dick pics. It's not that kind of texting, a dick pic would be incredibly abrupt and jarring. And, I know, men...but I think he has some kind of social/professional standards and anyway it's just friendly texting, nothing more.

We talk about a few things, most of it's just jumping-off points for us to start firing puns or absurd jokes at each other.

He acts like I'm the cleverest person he's ever met, and teases me about it a little bit, like "yeah of course you know that", not being a dick about it but just, almost like he's proud of me.

So we flit between topics a bit and mostly just try to make each other laugh. He talks a little bit about his family and his home town too (he's not from round here).

It's very easy to imagine he knows me better than he really does.

Shame, I love a cock shot

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Shame, I love a cock shot

If I get any I'll share them with you

 

[sugarfairy23]

If I get any I'll share them with you

This is still so lovely though

Do you get butterflies when he messages?

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

This is still so lovely though

Do you get butterflies when he messages?

A bit. Get a bit giggly.

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I feel in constant conflict with myself about him whenever I think about it.

There's a part of me that just wants to go all out and flirt with him and see what happens, and a part of me that's mortified at the thought of it, sure that he doesn't see me that way, and a part of me that just feels sad because even if he did like me I'm too messed up to let it be anything real.

So am not thinking too much and just trying to be very literal about it. We get on, he makes me laugh, and it's nice. That's all it is.

 

[sugarfairy23]

A bit. Get a bit giggly.

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I feel in constant conflict with myself about him whenever I think about it.

There's a part of me that just wants to go all out and flirt with him and see what happens, and a part of me that's mortified at the thought of it, sure that he doesn't see me that way, and a part of me that just feels sad because even if he did like me I'm too messed up to let it be anything real.

So am not thinking too much and just trying to be very literal about it. We get on, he makes me laugh, and it's nice. That's all it is.

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It’s understandable to want to protect yourself and you know yourself best don’t you. Sounds like you’ve got a good measure of it and got the balance right though - just keep enjoying his company and the texts and what will be will be 🤍

 

[Just Drive]

A bit. Get a bit giggly.

Spoiler

I feel in constant conflict with myself about him whenever I think about it.

There's a part of me that just wants to go all out and flirt with him and see what happens, and a part of me that's mortified at the thought of it, sure that he doesn't see me that way, and a part of me that just feels sad because even if he did like me I'm too messed up to let it be anything real.

So am not thinking too much and just trying to be very literal about it. We get on, he makes me laugh, and it's nice. That's all it is.

And that sounds lovely just as it is.

 

[sugarfairy23]

He’s so beautiful hope he and the hammy are okay 🤍

 

[Just Drive]

He’s so beautiful hope he and the hammy are okay 🤍

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Gorgeous!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Holy duck masons toes are rank. Poor sod. Baes dont look so bad now do they.

 

[einahpets93]

Holy duck masons toes are rank. Poor sod. Baes dont look so bad now do they.

I feel like we should just stop talking about him
We all know how I feel about him… and those trotters are giving me even more negative feelings about him

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I feel like we should just stop talking about him
We all know how I feel about him… and those trotters are giving me even more negative feelings about him

someone on another thread mentioned it too and I just had to go and look

how is your kitchen this morning

 

[Violetroselily]

Holy duck masons toes are rank. Poor sod. Baes dont look so bad now do they.

Can't believe he willingly had them photographed like that he needs arresting

 

[einahpets93]

someone on another thread mentioned it too and I just had to go and look

how is your kitchen this morning

Why torture yourself? You’re a sick human being

kitchen is probably even messier now. I’ve made our soup for the week and then made brekkie

the sink is currently out of action so I keep running to wash my hands in the cloak

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Can't believe he willingly had them photographed like that he needs arresting

So does @strawberrysunshine_x she willingly looked at them

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Why torture yourself? You’re a sick human being

kitchen is probably even messier now. I’ve made our soup for the week and then made brekkie

the sink is currently out of action so I keep running to wash my hands in the cloak

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So does @strawberrysunshine_x she willingly looked at them

I don’t know one of those situations where it’s that bad you can’t help but look .

 

[einahpets93]

I don’t know one of those situations where it’s that bad you can’t help but look .

Is it like those zit popping videos?

 

[sugarfairy23]

Is it like those zit popping videos?

I would rather put Bae’s feet in my mouth than watch one of those