John Stones # 52 Pretty Eyes, Sexy Thighs. We hope to see him today, otherwise we’ll all cry.

[Just Drive]

Aww hadnt thought of the strapping part. That does make sense.

But I do like abit of hair on my men. Maybe when he retires he can start to grow it back for me

Hopefully his arms have it at least, @Just Drive I’m sure the pic in your display has his arms on display?

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He must do? Either that or shaving?

he definately doesn’t wax surely bless him

You can really see it here.

I said what’s the chocs for and he said cos I love you . He’s not usually like that. I was moaning at him the other day cos he used to be dead sweet

That is so sweet! You deserve ALL the chocolates.

Spoiler

I’m in a car (not driving) doing a long journey ending up down the M25, what a wild Saturday night. Can’t say exactly what else it’s totally doxxing and you may aswell just have my NI number and maiden name

How’s the dominoes go down?

You intrigue me.

 

[einahpets93]

Ooo what is he making. It’s been average. But ok thanks. Looking forward to a day off tomorrow

He’s made nowt, he’s been pulling the place apart

you got much planned tomorrow?

 

[sugarfairy23]

You can really see it here.
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That is so sweet! You deserve ALL the chocolates.


You intrigue me.

Oh yessss this is the one!! Arm hair is so sexy

Omg its really nothing exciting whatsoever I promise

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

He’s made nowt, he’s been pulling the place apart

you got much planned tomorrow?

You’re kidding I thought he was cooking hahah. You’re doing the kitchen up then??
No nothing. LO has football but gonna see how he is. He’s been a right little moaning Micky this afternoon.
do you??

 

[einahpets93]

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We forgive you (ish) but - cannot wait to read!

Are you actually a male footballer and you’re on your way to sign for your new club before transfer deadline day

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Aww Alvarez is in Paris

 

[einahpets93]

You’re kidding I thought he was cooking hahah. You’re doing the kitchen up then??
No nothing. LO has football but gonna see how he is. He’s been a right little moaning Micky this afternoon.
do you??

Nope he’s just making a mess.
Tidying up his mess tomorrow and batch cooking - my usual Sunday

 

[Just Drive]

By the way, I say this as someone who absolutely worships the man, but I agree Pep’s been a a dick lately and this thing with bae is weird. Since the WC ended, he’s been extraordinarily flippant - and actually misleading - in press conferences. I understand his annoyance at the incessant, stupid questions, and I know as the manager he makes the decisions, but he’s been Mr. Stroppy Pants lately. Hope things return to normal soon. Also, add me to the list of people who immediately assumed bae was shagging papi’s missus, thanks a lot @lou_claire91

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Aww Alvarez is in Paris

Maybe he’ll propose!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

@maccamacc there’s a pitch invader

 

[sugarfairy23]

Are you actually a male footballer and you’re on your way to sign for your new club before transfer deadline day

Spoiler: The truth

I’m actually Sean Dyche going to sign the new Everton contract

 

[Donald23]

By the way, I say this as someone who absolutely worships the man, but I agree Pep’s been a a dick lately and this thing with bae is weird. Since the WC ended, he’s been extraordinarily flippant - and actually misleading - in press conferences. I understand his annoyance at the incessant, stupid questions, and I know as the manager he makes the decisions, but he’s been Mr. Stroppy Pants lately. Hope things return to normal soon.

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Maybe he’ll propose!

Spoiler

his caption is really cringe considering he cheated on her and only got back together with her so he had someone in Manchester with him

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

By the way, I say this as someone who absolutely worships the man, but I agree Pep’s been a a dick lately and this thing with bae is weird. Since the WC ended, he’s been extraordinarily flippant - and actually misleading - in press conferences. I understand his annoyance at the incessant, stupid questions, and I know as the manager he makes the decisions, but he’s been Mr. Stroppy Pants lately. Hope things return to normal soon.

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Maybe he’ll propose!

Agreed. Like what was that about united the other week when he said he wouldn’t even put a keeper out. Get real pep . He talks about his players attitudes but he needs to look at himself

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Spoiler

his caption is really cringe considering he cheated on her and only got back together with her so he had someone in Manchester with him

YOUR KIDDING

 

[einahpets93]

Spoiler: The truth

I’m actually Sean Dyche going to sign the new Everton contract

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Concerned about your tactics and your geography now if you think that’s the way to finch farm

 

[Just Drive]

Spoiler

his caption is really cringe considering he cheated on her and only got back together with her so he had someone in Manchester with him

You have excellent tea! I didn’t know that, he seemed so wholesome.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

You have excellent tea! I didn’t know that, he seemed so wholesome.

Gutted. All footballers are the same

 

[sugarfairy23]

Concerned about your tactics and your geography now if you think that’s the way to finch farm

No I know where the club is based but I’m sure BBC sport said that Bielsa was in London the other day cos that’s where the board were all gathered
so yeah that’s me… the big D

 

[Donald23]

Agreed. Like what was that about united the other week when he said he wouldn’t even put a keeper out. Get real pep . He talks about his players attitudes but he needs to look at himself

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YOUR KIDDING

You have excellent tea! I didn’t know that, he seemed so wholesome.

I apologise for breaking the hearts of all the Julian lovers. He’s young, I never get why they get tied down so early. Sergio and his girlfriend are cute and I’ve found nothing bad about them yet

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I apologise for breaking the hearts of all the Julian lovers. He’s young, I never get why they get tied down so early. Sergio and his girlfriend are cute and I’ve found nothing bad about them yet

Yeah what is the obsession with footballers proposing. They all seem to do it in their early 20s. I wouldn’t say I’m a Julian lover. I’d choose many before him but don’t mind him.

Jude belly would never cheat.

 

[einahpets93]

No I know where the club is based but I’m sure BBC sport said that Bielsa was in London the other day cos that’s where the board were all gathered
so yeah that’s me… the big D

The big D alright

 

[Donald23]

Yeah what is the obsession with footballers proposing. They all seem to do it in their early 20s. I wouldn’t say I’m a Julian lover. I’d choose many before him but don’t mind him.

Jude belly would never cheat.

I can see Jude’s mum being more angry then his partner if he ever cheated