It was be pointless. I’m so far in the middle of nowhere I know that the Co-op I went to yesterday won’t have been restocked
John Stones #43 bae finally got some minutes in the bag, is he fit enough to give us a sha…
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I feel in this situation I would try to live my life as ON would … just ignore the tattoo of the other woman and duck him!
Oh no! Will bring extra bags up for the orgy for you! 🤍It was be pointless. I’m so far in the middle of nowhere I know that the Co-op I went to yesterday won’t have been restocked
Pengest teacher in school (sorry, Jack).
Shop shops here!!
Why do you always come out to play when I’m going to bed
Why do you always come out to play when I’m going to bed
There she is!! How have you been?
my mum said i could stay out later if it’s okay with your mumShop shops here!!
Why do you always come out to play when I’m going to bed
IVE BEEN BOSS TY BABE HOW HABE U BEEN?!?!There she is!! How have you been?
u sweetheartShe’s here and gave us a nice gift, that sexy pic of John. What a girl!Shop shops here!!
Why do you always come out to play when I’m going to bed
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Yeah come on @Gossgossgoss9888 retell the story for us
Been good baby!my mum said i could stay out later if it’s okay with your mum
IVE BEEN BOSS TY BABE HOW HABE U BEEN?!?!
Have you got plans for the weekend? I miss your stories! 
He loves when shop shop pops round for her dinner
flying home (🥲) this weekend + halloween parties!! 🫶 how about you bab?! goodness me i have lots of stories saved for u xBeen good baby!
Okay, so picture this...
I'm about 18/19, at uni, relatively sexually inexperienced, and am loving my life. Drinking, parties, dancing, and I'm kind of sort of almost seeing this guy. Basically we get drunk and grind on each other in clubs and then walk the streets in the middle of the night talking about all sorts of mad tit.
Then one night we go back to my friend's place and we're all (like about 5 or 6 people) hanging out in her room in the dark and people are having whispered conversations and dropping off to sleep and me and the guy are lying down on the floor under blankets which is obviously something only people with teenage skeletons can do, I wouldn't be able to get up if I did it now.
Anyway, he kisses me and it turns into a little giggly whispery snogging session. And it escalates from there and becomes a bit of a minor grope.
Basically he touches my right boob for about 30 seconds and then he makes this noise.
Obviously everyone's all like, "is everything alright?" and someone turns the light on and he's bright red and awkwardly rearranging his jeans and mumbling that he probably should head off now because he has to get up in the morning.
And when he's gone I sit there on my own and think, bleeping hell, this tit is powerful.
I'm about 18/19, at uni, relatively sexually inexperienced, and am loving my life. Drinking, parties, dancing, and I'm kind of sort of almost seeing this guy. Basically we get drunk and grind on each other in clubs and then walk the streets in the middle of the night talking about all sorts of mad tit.
Then one night we go back to my friend's place and we're all (like about 5 or 6 people) hanging out in her room in the dark and people are having whispered conversations and dropping off to sleep and me and the guy are lying down on the floor under blankets which is obviously something only people with teenage skeletons can do, I wouldn't be able to get up if I did it now.
Anyway, he kisses me and it turns into a little giggly whispery snogging session. And it escalates from there and becomes a bit of a minor grope.
Basically he touches my right boob for about 30 seconds and then he makes this noise.
Obviously everyone's all like, "is everything alright?" and someone turns the light on and he's bright red and awkwardly rearranging his jeans and mumbling that he probably should head off now because he has to get up in the morning.
And when he's gone I sit there on my own and think, bleeping hell, this tit is powerful.
I’m off to bed darlings.
Leave you with this ( was it gonna be anything else )
If
Leave you with this ( was it gonna be anything else )
Fluffy haired, perfect bae. You even threw in a Pep one, you sweet thing.
I am laughing like an absolute crazy person.
Good night, lovely!
love him so much think id be bestmates with him and we’d have a roast every sunday
He's mates with Kyle Walker babe, they like a different kind of roast.
Ah I honestly cannot wait to hear all about it! I live for your stories! 🤍xx
was meant to be going to a party but cba so gonna watch some movies, eat some M&S food, work through a whole caterpillar cake and open up the bottle of gin and limoncello from holiday
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