John Stones #43 bae finally got some minutes in the bag, is he fit enough to give us a sha…

[einahpets93]

When I marry John, all our food will be from M&S. I'll invite you all to my weekly themed meal nights.

He won't be allowed to leave the room though so don't think about sneaking off for a shag.

Wow…
I don’t mind telling him about that 24 hours when you hated him whilst you sit and listen on

 

[Gattle09]

My favourite job was m&s

20% discount

That would have been fab!
We have a family member who works there, no joke my favourite Christmas present last year was the hamper including pink fizz and all the treats.

 

[Violetroselily]

My favourite job was m&s

20% discount

And the end of day waste

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I can't believe a week ago you'd never been to m&s and now you're balls deep

Hahahah well I’d been to m&s but not fallen into the trap of the food hall. RLF is a joiner and did a laminate floor for someone at work who is also a fellow vegan and he said she told him about Ocado and all the fab veggie things they do so when I saw the advert thought £20 off sounds well good for a one off weekly shpp

 

[lou_claire91]

When I marry John, all our food will be from M&S. I'll invite you all to my weekly themed meal nights.

He won't be allowed to leave the room though so don't think about sneaking off for a shag.

You’ve seen how shameless we all are on here … do you think we need to be truly alone with him to make a move?

 

[einahpets93]

Proud of you for submitting it though!
and prawn cocktail wotsits make everything better! 🤍

They do… but I’ve got flamin hot

That would have been fab!
We have a family member who works there, no joke my favourite Christmas present last year was the hamper including pink fizz and all the treats.

And the end of day waste

Worked late one Christmas Eve, staff shop was amazing
mum didn’t know what to do with the extra turkeys and puddings

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

When I marry John, all our food will be from M&S. I'll invite you all to my weekly themed meal nights.

He won't be allowed to leave the room though so don't think about sneaking off for a shag.

That’s ok I’ll settle for the m&s food

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

You’ve seen how shameless we all are on here … do you think we need to be truly alone with him to make a move?

We would be unbearable. Poor bae would be red as a tomato when I flashed my magic tit at him.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

We would be unbearable. Poor bae would be red as a tomato when I flashed my magic tit at him.

If i had a time machine I would go back to the first time I heard this story.

 

[cobette]

Wow…
I don’t mind telling him about that 24 hours when you hated him whilst you sit and listen on

It was actually 72 hours, but 24 sounds better, thank you.

 

[Just Drive]

Submitted application
Walked to the pub… clairvoyant was on…. Walked back from the pub
Found an error in the application
Withdrew the application
Had a drama about resubmitting the application
Had a cry
Got some wine
Had some wotsits

No actual drama, just being dramatic. All sorted now

What a saga. Glad it’s all sorted.

If money was no object all my food would be from M&S, it’s the best.

1000% agree.

 

[sugarfairy23]

That’s ok I’ll settle for the m&s food

Maybe this should be the next thread title

 

[einahpets93]

It was actually 72 hours, but 24 sounds better, thank you.

I must have been too busy sucking him off to remember the rest

 

[sugarfairy23]

It was actually 72 hours, but 24 sounds better, thank you.

If he got your face tattooed on his arse would that make you trust him more?

 

[Just Drive]

Wow…
I don’t mind telling him about that 24 hours when you hated him whilst you sit and listen on

Ooooh, @einahpets93 savage.

 

[einahpets93]

Ooooh, @einahpets93 savage.

She’s used to it

 

[cobette]

If he got your face tattooed on his arse would that make you trust him more?

I trust him completely, but I believe it would be a good deterrent to you lot.

 

[lou_claire91]

They do… but I’ve got flamin hot







Worked late one Christmas Eve, staff shop was amazing
mum didn’t know what to do with the extra turkeys and puddings

Oh no! Send RLF out!!

We would be unbearable. Poor bae would be red as a tomato when I flashed my magic tit at him.

we certainly would!
I haven’t heard this story so elaborate please! 🤍

Maybe this should be the next thread title

I agree to this! We should all have some M&S sponsorship deal!!

 

[2busyshopping34]

what a masterpiece this is

 

[Just Drive]

She’s used to it

We’re all friends here, it’s fine.