John Stones #38 Wishing Bae wasn't still in hiding, if we had our way we'd all be riding

[Violetroselily]

Can you pls watch the WC 2018 doc I posted and reported back.

Because I can't write any more NRO until I've watched it and I'm busy.

@ruby1080 they'll be none of that this evening too busy thinking about HK

This one?

 

[mimimithis]

@LurkingAnnie Happy to see you've arrived safe and sound.

 

[Just Drive]

I don’t think people can watch it tomorrow? It’s 3pm kick off and in the UK they aren’t allowed to show 3pm kick offs on TV (unless anyone is looking to do an illegal watch of it online then just ignore me!)

Oh, on the Peacock app I use (subscribed to it especially for PL games), it’s showing for tomorrow.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Oh fgs I'll do it

I would do it but I don’t know what the title is

 

[sugarfairy23]

I'm going to! I kind of want to write a little one-shot for my birthday to release but I'm not sure if i will get round to it, i'm currently adding photos to the story on wattpad but I don't have to keep thinking of different ways to say the same smutty thing like i had been doing

Cannot wait to switch off for the week, but I know I will get all these ideas and regret not having my laptop!!

Maybe write little notes on your phone if stuff comes to you? You need some switch off time

 

[lou_claire91]

Spoiler

desperately in need of a hangover cure

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It’s so fancy!! 🤍

Tk maxx goodies @333149O

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Bum shaped candle, jasmine and clementine scent
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Another candle
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This mug which will make me think of you all every time I drink from it
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Scalp massager
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A set of these books for the babba for Christmas
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LO is currently reading one of those books!

 

[Just Drive]

I'm not certain about really off, he's not seeking the ball too much up close. I think he's irritated by the goalie, mostly.

Will you watch Bayern v Dortmund later?

I’d love to but I’d have to find a Twitter stream or something. I feel like it’s been ages since I’ve watched my dude Pavard!

 

[mimimithis]

I always thought it was Bernardo when he was at Monaco and yes, I'm very jealous of his lower half.

Speaking of lower half, my headache has finally eased up enough that I can finish doing laundry and get in the bath to start my ritualistic preparations for tomorrow's first date/potential booty call.

I'll probably panic and cancel at the last minute, so don't get too excited.

I fell asleep reading Big Flirts last night while we were in the backseat with bae & Beth so first I will soak a bit and finish that.

And me falling asleep is absolutely no reflection on the writing, I always pass out early on Fridays after 5 nights of 3-5 hours of sleep.

I hope you enjoyed it the second time around. Why are you just sleeping under 5 hours during the week?

Why would you cancel your date? Perhaps it'll turn out to be really fun?

 

[cobette]

Completely forget we are going to see Jack Whitehall tonight as an early birthday treat!!

How can your social calendar be so full you forget such a thing?

Outfit pictures pleased! Are you going for dinner first?

 

[cobette]

chances of coming onto any thread and there being a post where VRL recommends an interesting-pairing fic -

Spoiler: o/t

sorry scared to post off topic stuff in JG thread but I got this little pumpkin candle from M&S yesterday after youse made me feel all ready for spooky szn and I thought it was just some generic fella but I SWEAR TO GOD when it started changing colour I was just like
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I didn’t know this was scientifically possible omg anyway here is a little time lapse, this may or may not work why are videos so weird on tattle? also don’t judge my manky old coffee table
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I need this!!!!

 

[Just Drive]

I dunno how to write HK as sexy, I'm still thinking about what I read over breakfast in bed today: Rúben and bae arm-wrestling to see who gets a blowie and THEN when said blowie happens (almost immediately), it's ROAD HEAD while the vehicle is in motion at 50mph and my anxiety was through the roof, like boys, why are you so dumb?!? I can literally hear Pep giving them a lecture about this.

Spoiler: Pep's lecture

"Look, guys, if you want to have some fun, then you can have your fun, it's none of my beez-ness, but don't be stupid! You cannot take those kinds of reesks, okay?! I get it, you need to ah, blow off some steam, ok? But you cannot do thees while you are DRIVING A FUCKING CAR!! YOU GUYS!!! *Sighs* Ok, go. Get good sleep. Eat, sleep, train. Again again again! VAMOS!"

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I actually read that in Pep’s voice.

Wish he was changing the temperature, it is BOILING in here, I can feel my face burning up.

Bedtime for me as if I keep writing I'll never stop! Sleep well guys! Talk tomorrow!

Good night!

 

[Violetroselily]

He's an absolute whore.



No we have not. No time to sneeze either.

What time are you meant to be at work?

 

[sugarfairy23]

What makes socks comfy?

I hate them. Never wear them around the house, wish I didn't have to wear them ever

Not even slipper socks in winter?!

 

[Violetroselily]

I’m older than you but messier and as a result you feel you need to mother me sorry but we can be best friends

Of course bab xx

 

[cobette]

I had my leggings on while sneezing before, and obvs there wasn't much room to manoeuvre so my hand went a bit numb, this was hours ago and my thumbpad is still numb

also makes me laugh when my phone goes into 'driving mode' presumably because it thinks the vibrations are from a car

big thigh

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I can't deal with the fact this man exists.

 

[spilldatea]

think i’m now on your FYP @cobette

 

[lou_claire91]

Tuchel in his tracksuit and cap even worse than Howe

I loved how he looked like that step dad trying to fit in with his new missus kids!! He wasn't blessed with looks was he!!

 

[cobette]

The Man City Villa game?
was he moaning about something? (Sorry genuinely ignorant to this)

He was a really bitter loser.

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[sugarfairy23]

Physically, he's in his prime, I'd imagine.

I hope he is, I don’t think I could cope if he gets any fitter

 

[cobette]

What makes socks comfy?

I hate them. Never wear them around the house, wish I didn't have to wear them ever

Don't you get cold tootsies?!

These ones are cushioned on the heel and the bottom.

*would insert pic of baby in socks but am not on laptop*

Not even slipper socks in winter?!

In winter I wear slipper socks to work with normal socks over them, and also tights.