John Stones #38 Wishing Bae wasn't still in hiding, if we had our way we'd all be riding

[Donald23]

yeah… same…

Are you having both do it at the same time?

 

[WylieWyles]

have you gals seen that guy in tik tok who does the really erotic food videos??? i swear i’ve never wanted to sneeze over a man cooking as much as i do him. he lives in my mind rent free!!!!!!



got me in a chokehold

YES! I LOVE HIM!

On a related note, are you all familiar with Professor Cal of the audio erotica realm? I spent some time with his voice this morning before I got out of bed. He's like the vocal equivalent of the erotic food video guy.

 

[lou_claire91]

How bae wakes up one morning thinking HK is as vanilla as I do, then the next wants to bang him.

Could it be something in training like he snaps at him for pissing about and it goes from there ... as lets be honest it ain't gonna be his overwhelming sexual charm or his way with words that is gonna get bae into bed ...

 

[lou_claire91]

Mother may I

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I saw him and thought “oh he’s gone back to Chelsea after all this time” then nope… he’s at Wolves?!

I know its all a bit strange ... he seemed happy to be their today, when he was subbed he walked around shaking hands and smiling at people! Its like a farewell tour for him!!

 

[Donald23]

Anyone found a stream for the match. There’s one on twitter tiny url

Release sky 5 or 6

Is there kit black or dark green?

 

[Violetroselily]

Let me know when you are starting and I will too. Probably going to have to upgrade the wi-fi.

Whenever you are ready bab

 

[Violetroselily]

Release sky 5 or 6

Is there kit black or dark green?

It looks like a charcoal grey?

 

[cobette]

Whenever you are ready bab

1hr 42 mins?! This could get messy.

Start at 10 past. I've got the Chromebook and I have no idea what I am doing still.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

and alvarez

I would marry this dude

 

[Violetroselily]

1hr 42 mins?! This could get messy.

Start at 10 past. I've got the Chromebook and I have no idea what I am doing still.

Will be a real test of lippy charge

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

id let alvarez take me for a nice dinner but he looks like he eats tuna mayo sandwiches

omfg this mornin yeah when i woke up in tha kitchen i got offered a tuna sweetcorn wrap and that’s when i realised it wasn’t my house

Omg leave him alone. He defo wouldn’t break ya heart like John and jack

Can someone explain the Spider-Man thing I don’t get it

 

[cobette]

@Violetroselily that was an extremely sexy header and he can straddle me like in that goal celebration any time he wishes.

 

[mimimithis]

We don’t want him too soft though

He is a softie deep down, though, isn't he?

 

[maccamacc]

on the orgy playlist can we have a bit of southgate you’re the one

No

I don’t think I will be at the orgy though so if you feel strongly about it go ahead

 

[Donald23]

girl i thought you were going down the and drink it or put it in your bath water route

No but some people do do that, and I bet Kyle and Trent’s would fetch a pretty amount of money

 

[cobette]

It's ridiculous, really. It isn't even the first smut / sex scene I've ever written, I just haven't written them in a long while. I know what I want to write, I know how it ends, I just cannot find an in, and writing on and off hasn't helped it any. Hopefully, I'll get there this weekend. Idk, from all the talks here, it's what people seem to enjoy the most out of any stories written, so... it'd feel like I'd have failed?


I have so many things to do, and I'm on call next weekend, so I'll have to do them this weekend. It's how it is. My laptop lives on a sidetable to my couch, so I can reach it whenever. I just hadn't till now.


Not the scum who cheated on you, surely?!

We can still appreciate good writing even though we are permanently thirsty!

I get what you mean about finding an in, especially when he's our awkward little pup. I always find the 'transition' the most difficult to write.

Spoiler: Filth

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This looks SO good!

@Violetroselily I have 1000 words, it's actually happening!

 

[Just Drive]

Omg leave him alone. He defo wouldn’t break ya heart like John and jack

Can someone explain the Spider-Man thing I don’t get it

Here it is https://futbol.si.com/news/julian-alvarez-nickname-explained-as-the-spider-joins-man-city

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

gals i got chatting to someone in town who lives in the same block as grealish do i go home with him later

Nooooo jack doesn’t live there now

 

[einahpets93]

Can you edit that post please? @strawberrysunshine_x

 

[Violetroselily]

There's every chance he'll be an obnoxious prick and I'll fancy Dier instead.

Or HK obv