John Stones #28 sticking things in his mouth…we wish he’d stick his thing in our mouths

[LurkingAnnie]

Conor has liked Bae’s pic… I’m dead

I do have the app but I had to upload something to a website and the app wouldn't let me screenshot it!

Goodnight lovely!

@mimimithis my head is absolutely FULL of things to write at this very moment.

Can you write on the plane??

Clearly I haven’t gone to bed

 

[Violetroselily]

@Violetroselily is it not just because they’ve brought on so many attacking players they’re just playing for the win?? Just looking at the starting line up he would have been RB with that rat Elliott in front of him?

Oh no I mean generally, if he is so defensively crap why does he still play there instead of further forward

 

[LurkingAnnie]

I feel like if I was drunk, I'd have a lovely giggly time with drunk bae.

But knowing me I'd be sober and end up taking care of him

You’re a better person than me

No one is here to make me a proper breakfast or lunch, so like Rosie all I've eaten today is Lucky Charms.

Gotta do some chores, work on getting my new laptop set up & configured, start working on my packing lists (going to the beach for 8-9 days on Friday), and then my reward will be finishing AON and catching up on other John/OFC fics.

All your cooking sounds amazing. I will probably have a sandwich and soup for dinner, but I do have the ingredients for a rice or quinoa cheesy chicken broccoli casserole, but then again, ew, cooking means more cleaning and I slept too late to take my stimmies today, so... nah

Spoiler

Last night I read some of Christmas fic one-shots from the ENT author and I'm dying at the Deledier fic where Eric tells HK that Dele is very competitive with the other WAGs and HK's like "um, but he's not a WAG" and Eric's like, "well, he's MY WAG"

And the BDE Universe Stonesford snowball fight fic! Hysterical.

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Let's get back on track with the real power couple. Sad we won't get to see these lovebirds together next week due to JP's injury... but can bae even play in the first match due to that egregious foul v Hungary?

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Look at Hendo looking on, knowingly and bae's smirky hearteyes
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Bonus: IYKYK
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Those are the best pictures

 

[cobette]

Spoiler: King cat has taken the spot

 

[cobette]

Curious and not able to switch it on


Sorry baby
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I wonder if it was the lipstick and how high he jumped when he actually got it going.

I'm going to try to get some sleep soon, this is my reminder to all those in time zones where this is relevant - go to bed when you can, baby, and take care of yourself.

@cobette safe travels, have the loveliest time and remember to update us when you can

Goodnight my live. Sleep well

 

[Just Drive]

Your LO is like a little puppy!

Spoiler: babies

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Awww. “Wait, you’re really leaving? WE THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING THIS WHOLE TIME.”

I almost forgot happy match day!!!!

Yessssss! Match day!

Good morning, @LurkingAnnie and @Violetroselily !

 

[LurkingAnnie]

How was it? If you’re allowed to say. Did it go well or not ? Were you professional

Definite room for improvement. No systems in place. Bad from a pharmacy point of view so we really need to look at our processes too.
Was really professional until my mate (who’s the doctor in the team) came in with a biscuit for me, and then we started taking the piss

 

[cobette]

All year round? Someone's doing well

Is this honestly not normal!? My mum does it, she does it for like 3 hours. I only do it for 1.

Wait until I ask her about this tomorrow. Bloody throwing money away.

I've only ever turned my towel heater on once and it tripped a circuit breaker, so I never touched it again

When I was little the towel rail in our bathroom wasn't screwed down and I pulled it on top of myself and got trapped once

 

[mimimithis]

What’s love is blind

@LurkingAnnie ’s story on AO3!

Good morning, everyone. Had the worst night possible with cramps and nausea, might just take it easy today.

Hope everyone is well. Thanks for the new thread, VRL.

 

[Starttheline]

These are just some of my ‘stand out’ photos of Chilly

Spoiler: Chilly

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Obscene. Do you think they get a bit embarrassed like we would with a VPL? Or just do not care..

 

[Violetroselily]

They did pass but it wasn't on BBC.

We heard the helicopters when they passed by here.

Hope they all went outside and held their buckets up in a guard of honour

Make sure you cancel your days holiday for the BH today

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Baby would join in



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Stop this madness

 

[Violetroselily]

Yes, I was absolutely sweating!

Nearly didn't get to say bye to Johncat as he was hiding from my dad

Obviously you wouldn't have left until you'd spoken to him, right?

Have you had your first argument yet?

When you get on the plane

 

[Just Drive]

We were worried that @cobette may not be able to find us when she returns from her holiday, but now I think she may not actually want to if we persist with these Chilly pics.

The true bae, always and forever:

Sorry!! (Bae tax) 🤍

This is my most viewed video ….

You are an artist. *chef’s kiss*

 

[Algeronwashere]

I think it’s really sad that all you writers are having a crisis of confidence.
You are all amazing!! I live for your updates and I am in awe that ‘normal’ people are so talented! I’ve read worse published books.
Please don’t ever stop writing!!

 

[cobette]

What about a threesome
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Jordan wouldn't like it.

No one is here to make me a proper breakfast or lunch, so like Rosie all I've eaten today is Lucky Charms.

Gotta do some chores, work on getting my new laptop set up & configured, start working on my packing lists (going to the beach for 8-9 days on Friday), and then my reward will be finishing AON and catching up on other John/OFC fics.

All your cooking sounds amazing. I will probably have a sandwich and soup for dinner, but I do have the ingredients for a rice or quinoa cheesy chicken broccoli casserole, but then again, ew, cooking means more cleaning and I slept too late to take my stimmies today, so... nah

Spoiler

Last night I read some of Christmas fic one-shots from the ENT author and I'm dying at the Deledier fic where Eric tells HK that Dele is very competitive with the other WAGs and HK's like "um, but he's not a WAG" and Eric's like, "well, he's MY WAG"

And the BDE Universe Stonesford snowball fight fic! Hysterical.

New Session | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

Let's get back on track with the real power couple. Sad we won't get to see these lovebirds together next week due to JP's injury... but can bae even play in the first match due to that egregious foul v Hungary?

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Look at Hendo looking on, knowingly and bae's smirky hearteyes
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Bonus: IYKYK
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the heart eye one makes me melt.

Hope you were able to reach the juice unlike Rosie.

 

[cobette]

Ben Chilwell #12 50% lovely, 50% cringe

New thread time. So how’s life been keeping up with the Chillywhore? Ben’s never ending holiday’s threw up the usual merry go round of different insta hoe’s. Of course there was a revolving door of plastic not very fantastic fake girls. Along with Dumb, Dumber, Beales 🤮🤢and various other cling...

tattle.life

just leaving this here……..

Don't extradite them! That's a bit extreme.

 

[Violetroselily]

Actually it's not basically porn, it is porn. Like it would not be out of place on pornhub, we're talking full frontal (and behind, on top) shagging

 

[LurkingAnnie]

He’s quite good looking. But I’m sure after looking on his insta he’s gay. In the first one there’s a really good scene where they just go at it on a huge yacht for ages and he carries her across the deck. The rest is shite

I’d like to be shagged senseless on a yacht

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Should I know who he is

Probs not, no.
He’s just the Everton captain