John Stones #28 sticking things in his mouth…we wish he’d stick his thing in our mouths

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I don't understand how the actors film it, they might as well actually be shagging. I've seen less graphic porn.

I know !!! But it’s so bad I think his facial expression really put me off and also his massive tongue!!!! There’s one part where he licks her mouth when kissing her and it looks gross

I’d like to be shagged senseless on a yacht

Yep me too. With bae. Then he can jump off the side with his top off

 

[Starttheline]

That looks lovely I just can’t make decent mash but I love other peoples

Lots of butter is the trick!

Mash and gravy is the best comfort food

When I was in my early 20s, doing my post grad and working two jobs to pay for it, I had a really rough day. Over worked, shattered, questioning my life choices. I treated myself to a steak and silton pie with mash, gravy and peas on my break and I can still remember the taste of it and the pure joy it brought me. Still chasing that high

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Is anyone else cold tonight. Wish baby was here In a hoody

 

[cobette]

Dying to know what you scribbled out on the second picture

how long does it take to get to the airport? Are you going from Glasgow or Edinburgh? Are there other airports available

RLF's feet!

We are going from Edi so only an hour away. I forgot we were flying from there and had been looking forward to a Frankie and Benny's brekky in Glasgow!

Aberdeen has an airport but I've never flown from there!

 

[Violetroselily]

Sorry

 

[cobette]

Omg he is!!!! I was just looking at the Man City training pics and he wasn’t on them. Yayy yay yayyyyyyyyy does this mean he’s playing on wed. Pls god make him play

He'll play to spite me.

 

[Violetroselily]

You've read Parade Day too many times. He'd knock himself out.



He is way out of Chilly's league.

I'm pleased to report I felt nothing at Madders JG unseen yesterday btw.

What about a threesome

 

[Violetroselily]

Yeah, a few years ago MIL got caught at the airport in white trousers so I'm always full prepped these days! Will def go for my polka dot trousers now.

My brain does not know how what to think about now they've shagged.

Did she throw herself off the plane? I think I would

 

[Starttheline]

Have a great time @cobette !!! Can't wait to hear all about it

 

[cobette]

Seriously though, where is @Violetroselily

will these entice her out??

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(And for me)

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I am feeling very emosh, and am almost crying because I miss her.

 

[WylieWyles]

Spoiler: clingy baby

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Night gals! See you in the morning. Gonna be an emosh day tomorrow.

Have just remembered I'm scared of flying.

Have a safe trip!!! And I welcome you in advance to the beautiful East Coast and EST!

Look out for this guy at the airport and don't let the ears fool you - I hear he's a real ladies' man, too. He probably also needs some assistance with dressing for the weather in FL.

 

[lou_claire91]

I'm sitting next to RLF!

I have been writing downstairs recently when RLF is there after telling him 'briefly' about it, but i cant write smutty stuff except for when i'm alone!!

 

[Starttheline]

Ow because I had my dressing gown on I thought I was ready for bed but I'm not, I still have to do it all. Waaaa

 

[lou_claire91]

Maybe I'm just kidding myself haha

I haven’t worked for like 19 months (Mat leave and then no childcare so stayed off) and I have a fair list of footballers I would fuck and an unhealthy habit of writing a lot of fics … so I’m verging on excessive so don’t worry yourself … yet!

 

[LurkingAnnie]

In this part of Scotland, 'juice' also covers fizzy drinks!

I'm on my break now. @LurkingAnnie is it safe to read @lou_claire91 's update or should I wait for a safe space.

Errr I’d wait…
And I’m not just saying that because I just updated

 

[cobette]

Never seen this man before in my life. What kind of shoot do you think?

Oh my God, I just read that you found YOUR sex life on Netflix... I think I might need sleep.

Howling.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Why you're always at it

We’re not always at it just had a good month

making up for all the time we couldn’t

 

[rasperryripple]

Leaving at 6.30

Thank you lovely, night night xxx

Have an amazing holiday hugs to Mickey and Minnie

 

[Violetroselily]

An excellent and varied "on this day"

2017

2018

2019

2021

The Everton ones were boring, so @LurkingAnnie here is 12 Sept 2015 for you

 

[lou_claire91]

What about a threesome
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Hot …

we’ve got on premier league years 20-21 and they are just showing the city vs West Ham match where bae and Ruben score (before obvs having celebratory sex )