Because Jack isn't Leory or Jordan
Sorry my love, I must have got you mixed up with someone else who thinks about dick a lotYUP and your reply was one that stuck in my head because it made me howl so much
'John's does'
not predictable though thank you very very much
Leroy.Because Jack isn't Leory or Jordan
Sorry my love, I must have got you mixed up with someone else who thinks about dick a lot
Definitely a dick.
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It's lush! Hope you got Tarky on the back.but came Home to this
Well, no. It was risky getting this.
so I didn’t get anything on the back in case I had to return it! I thought it looked fine, but he said notSounds like he is jealous tbhWell, no. It was risky getting this.
so, my boobs are very well fitting in football shirts and RLF reckons I need to go bigger!! They don’t sell bigger on JD
I’m now on the exercise bike trying to lose a few inches off my tits by Saturday
I would appreciate adding those extra inches to mine if we can arrange that?!Well, no. It was risky getting this.
so, my boobs are very well fitting in football shirts and RLF reckons I need to go bigger!! They don’t sell bigger on JD
I’m now on the exercise bike trying to lose a few inches off my tits by Saturday
For inexplicable reasons I found myself watching a new video of Dec playing golf with Tubes last night and he actually mentions Tarky
Probably Gordon…
Does he say he loves him too
Not quite...Probably Gordon…
i got it for £48 with NHS discount and then £6 topcashback on top of that.
at the club shop it’s £60 and there’s nothing to say they’ll actually have stock. Im annoyed, I’m like a size 12 Jean and going to be getting a size 20 top!!!
Does he say he loves him too
I heard that as “I love him”
“Hey, did you miss this?” I can smell the whiff of desperation all the way from here.
People have been arrested for less than this! Do you guys remember when it used to be nice receiving a text message?! I couldn't tell you the last time I received a welcome one.
What did he say? I don't want my man associating with that pleb.
Did you get a woman's one? Maybe you'd have been better with a guys. I never get woman's ones as I like them a little baggier. That's a good saving!Probably Gordon…
i got it for £48 with NHS discount and then £6 topcashback on top of that.
at the club shop it’s £60 and there’s nothing to say they’ll actually have stock. Im annoyed, I’m like a size 12 Jean and going to be getting a size 20 top!!!
Does he say he loves him too
THAT'S MY BABY
I once received a text from my mother that said:People have been arrested for less than this! Do you guys remember when it used to be nice receiving a text message?! I couldn't tell you the last time I received a welcome one.
What did he say? I don't want my man associating with that pleb.
Did you get a woman's one? Maybe you'd have been better with a guys. I never get woman's ones as I like them a little baggier. That's a good saving!
THAT'S MY BABY
Did you sleep okay after you watched this?! Did you suffer through an hour of it just in case he mentioned your Mason!?
Bloody love that first one
I'm not really sure why I watched it tbh, I couldn't sleep. There's a bit near the end where he fartsPeople have been arrested for less than this! Do you guys remember when it used to be nice receiving a text message?! I couldn't tell you the last time I received a welcome one.
What did he say? I don't want my man associating with that pleb.
Did you get a woman's one? Maybe you'd have been better with a guys. I never get woman's ones as I like them a little baggier. That's a good saving!
THAT'S MY BABY
Did you sleep okay after you watched this?! Did you suffer through an hour of it just in case he mentioned your Mason!?
For about 18m I would send a message on WhatsApp to my mum, she would read it and reply by text
Yeah maybe I’ll do that. Once I get the mens let me know if anyone wants a code, I can see how many I’ve got leftPeople have been arrested for less than this! Do you guys remember when it used to be nice receiving a text message?! I couldn't tell you the last time I received a welcome one.
What did he say? I don't want my man associating with that pleb.
Did you get a woman's one? Maybe you'd have been better with a guys. I never get woman's ones as I like them a little baggier. That's a good saving!
THAT'S MY BABY
Did you sleep okay after you watched this?! Did you suffer through an hour of it just in case he mentioned your Mason!?
I was going to tell you what size I get but then I remembered you have tits and I don't so it's pointless
