Joe Wicks #9 For those who can’t see through his act, you can buy his Bodycoach app

[keepyourpeace]

Pillar of health joe is having a power nap at 2pm! Last time I did that I was 40 weeks pregnant. And I hate to tell you kiddo, 5 1/2 hours isn’t that odd with 2 little ones.

But doesn't he know if he did a workout he'd feel better

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

He’s become less and less relatable by the day. How many of his followers/sheep can have a sauna, hot tub and ice bath installed in their gardens for their mental health and well-being?

 

[Greensofa]

Look at this massive jacuzzi I bought with all the money you made me last year, you know whilst you were all furloughed and losing your jobs.

 

[LadyLockdown]

I’m 99% sure they’re not related. Might be wrong though!

So actually I know even less than I thought about either of them
I was convinced they were related

I’ll get my coat and stop making things up now.

 

[Anotherdayanotherwalk]

All that money and yet it seems they can’t have a matching set of crockery. I find it irrationally annoying.

Maybe they forgot to tick the crockery option when they moved into their fully furnished house How weird must it be to live in a family home that has nothing of you about it in its style, decor and just general bits

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Putting peas in bolognese is unforgivable. It looks like he’s served cottage pie filling with pasta

 

[Bubblemamaa22]

I'm still really fucking pissed off about this Jamie Oliver shitshow.

Like, seething.

 

[Doingitforthegram]

It really bothers me that he puts rosies food on a smaller plate than his own

 

[Heybooboo]

I wonder how long it will be before we get to see Rosie’s smoking hot body in a bikini in the Jacuzzi
As if lockdown could get any worse

I would rather see her body than his

 

[KeriRhys]

He can’t do a montage of Marley because the only content he’ll have will show him up as a shit parent.

“We took you to Mexico and put you on the floor in a handbag whilst we ate”

“You were poorly when you were born but the night after you came home from hospital we sat you in you car seat whilst we had all our friends round”

"You couldn't see for three months and we didn't notice, we just thought you were fussy"

 

[Bluesuede]

Those stories of him doing pullups with the kids between his legs gives me the fear
Also, Marley is bloody gorgeous and I think it's vile that he seems to be laughing at the fact he couldn't see for 3 months. Hardly funny! What a knob.

I honestly think he’s that dense that he still doesn’t equate the staring into space with the fact he couldnt see properly those first few months. Like he hasn’t even made the connection - we’re not that stupid, so to us it seems he’s virtually mocking him. I just think he’s really thick to be honest.

 

[Wobblehead]

Can you imagine being married to Joe? Come on Rosie you’ve done 4 blow jobs you know you can get that to five... by the end of January it could be six #goals

 

[Chipwilliams]

He really needs to be careful what advice he gives, he’s just been live on bbc news and the presenter says he has bad knees & hurts when he lunges. Joe says it’s from not warming up properly! Some people actually have bad knees whether they warm up or not!

 

[Lynx]

Lots of comments about Joe on the Coronavirus thread on this page, this made me laugh (hopefully it links OK):

Coronavirus Disease Outbreak COVID-19 #73

No....please......nooooooooo Oh he can fuck right off....

tattle.life

 

[mrtumble]

Think he needs to take some of his own advice

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Those stories pissed me right off at the time. I assume he was trying to sound helpful to new parents but I thought he came across as a preachy know it all. And he said it all in a really soft, creepy voice too.

 

[Bugsymalone]

Check out his reflection! Gross is the word!

 

[lbarto]

Think he should have tried therapy first before all this ice/sauna nonsense to find his inner calm

 

[Crumpet41]

Joe Wicks reminds me of Jamie Oliver ( in that he is annoying idiot) who is constantly in your face all the time.

His response to the Q about how to lose weight annoyed me as well - buy my books for recipes / watch my YouTube channel/ buy the 90 day ( or whatever it is ) plan and also buy the app too. There was absolutely zilch information provided with regards to calorie deficits and moving your body a bit more. Nothing other than spend your cash on my products. This is all you need. Absolute tuna melt

 

[mrtumble]

Is he banging on about his childhood again? On yet another podcast? I know more about this bloke's childhood than I do my own.

 

[Lucie1001]

Apologies if this has been said before (I can’t be bothered to read through all the threads ) but I think he comes across on his you tube workout videos as not very fit at all! He’s constantly saying ‘ow’ and moaning and groaning. I’m like ‘erm this isn’t that hard, am I not doing it right?’