Coronavirus Disease Outbreak COVID-19 #73

[abitfairytale]

No....please......nooooooooo

Oh he can duck right off....

 

[Oohthedrama]

No....please......nooooooooo

the worst virus to come out of 2020 is Joe bleeping Wicks.
you know tit has really hit the fan when that tosser starts seeing money signs again.

 

[Renegadedancer]

the worst virus to come out of 2020 is Joe bleeping Wicks.

Yes! can we vaccinate against him ?

 

[calmyourritas]

I’m doing dry January and all I want is a large glass of baileys

help

 

[coconochanel]

Are people getting fined for not obeying rules?
If not, it needs to change ASAP

Not that Ive heard. Ive only heard of people being fined for having parties/raves not for going out in your car.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Yes! can we vaccinate against him ?

I would happily back any moves to get Oxford on the case.

 

[Renegadedancer]

I’m doing dry January and all I want is a large glass of baileys

help

Dry January has been cancelled, this tit show calls for alcohol and lots of it.

 

[coconochanel]

For those nervous and edge... I've found an early gin has really helped. And a huge bar of Dairy Milk Daim (other respectable chocolate company's are available...)

I like your thinking but will be swapping the Dairy Milk Daim for a tub of Celebrations.

 

[abitfairytale]

I would happily back any moves to get Oxford on the case.

We should start a GoFundMe to get it paid for

I like your thinking but will be swapping the Dairy Milk Daim for a tub of Celebrations.

I ran out of Celebrations at New Year's

 

[Oohthedrama]

For those nervous and edge... I've found an early gin has really helped. And a huge bar of Dairy Milk Daim (other respectable chocolate company's are available...)

because nothing says “let’s fight covid/we can beat this virus” like early onset diabetes

 

[Peartree]

I’m doing dry January and all I want is a large glass of baileys

help

Just drink the Baileys

 

[LittleMy]

I’m doing dry January and all I want is a large glass of baileys

help

Bugger it, the year is already a write off. Get the glass out

 

[Oohthedrama]

We should start a GoFundMe to get it paid for

NHS have updated the slogan Hands. Face. Space
to
duck. Off. Twatwaffle

 

[Dancing Dave]

Just drink the Baileys

Yup duck Dry January! Treat yourself and tell yourself it's just a grown up glass of milk!

 

[Jc456]

My manager at work seems to think key worker children in schools have to have BOTH parents key workers. Is this true? I feel like she’s giving false info out.

Depends on the school i think. Ours was only if one parent was a key worker and the next school along was if both were (they had a lot more key worker children)

 

[Renegadedancer]

Joe Wicks doesn’t have to get involved again, the New Years honours list has already been done and dusted. He can stay home and drink baileys and eat celebrations.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Yes! can we vaccinate against him ?

That would involve being injected by him (or a weaker version of him)

 

[Ohflogoff]

My manager at work seems to think key worker children in schools have to have BOTH parents key workers. Is this true? I feel like she’s giving false info out.

Not where I am. One parent keyworker - other stay at home parent, kid can still go on keyworker place

 

[Renegadedancer]

That would involve being injected by him (or a weaker version of him)

only you!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

only you!

You bring out the worse in me!!!!