Joe’s relaxing In the ice bath, suddenly the wind whips up and a massive shard of light beams down onto the ice bath, Joe slowly starts to rise out of the ice bath toward the light. He’s been abducted by aliens. Never one to miss an opportunity. Joe gets his phone out and starts filming, when he finally reaches the mother ship he’s battery runs out. The end
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SilverSpoonNotIncluded
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As if lockdown wasn’t bad enough, now this self obsessed prick is going to become the saviour of PE yet again. WHYYYYY do so many people think he’s this amazing PT whose great at kids exercise? He’s bloody not! My niece couldn’t stand his workouts first lockdown, she found some kids yoga she preferred and then went out on her bike. He’s going to become even MORE insufferable!
lalalanded
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The irony is that he needs actual therapy. The exercise is not working for him at all.
KeriRhys
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His blatant favouritism is shocking!!!
Can't believe he's sharing a throwback like
"Lol, little dude couldn't see" it infuriates me...
You are his parents... You should've noticed!!!
It’s not normal to film your children eating their dinner and haranguing them with questions over who cooked it best. It’s weird and uncomfortable- it’s just a spag Bol, why is he getting so worked up over it? Poor kids look so sweet and well-behaved but god knows what they’ll grow up thinking. Joe bangs on about how “terrible” his childhood was but he needs to look closely at his own manic behaviour and see how that will very easily influence his children. Maybe in 30 years we’ll have little Marley slagging his childhood off to all and sundry like Joe has done...
InstaFamous
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“Baking what, Indie? Baking p-? Baking pow-? Indie? Baking powd-? Yes! Baking powder!!”
leave her alone, Joe. She’s not a performing monkey or some sort of child genius. You don’t need to be constantly testing her for the camera.
leave her alone, Joe. She’s not a performing monkey or some sort of child genius. You don’t need to be constantly testing her for the camera.
SilverSpoonNotIncluded
Chatty Member
Someone said on the last thread that Marley’s labels in the hospital had Rosie’s surname on - doesn’t mean they’re not married just that she might not have changed her name. In hospital baby will always be placed under mums surname, you can register baby as whatever you want, but in hospital it’s so mum and baby are linked
Asparagus123
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Wingingmotherhood
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I think the Happy Mum Happy Baby was the point I started hating Joe. He was not even weeks into having one child and he was so smug And felt he was in a position to give advice. I think Marley has been a wake up call for him although he’s still a smug know it all
lalalanded
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Exactly - I think being constantly left with two small children and a dog while her husband is out living his life might be a bit much. He is such a tit!
Boadicea
New member
I never minded him when he did his lean in 15 videos hanging out his flat in Surbiton but then he just became this massive sanctimonious, narcissistic wanker.
I think I changed my view when I did his programme and it was just pdf nonsense. It never mentioned how it worked and makes you dependent on his methods. At least the likes of James Smith try to educate and empower people to become a bit self reliant beyond the programme.
Then he did some motivational video saying things along the lines of"nobody works harder than me" and "you only have to put in the hard work and you can be just as successful".
I sent him a gentle message on the page that those sorts of messages can be dangerous ( had recently lost my bro in law to suicide due to feelings of inadequacy). He deleted my message.
He's simply a talented chef who works out.
Not a child nutritionist. Not even a decent PT. Not a life coach or expert on half the shit he spouts.
He broke so many covid rules. If he ends up infected its his own stupid fault.
That'll be the next thing "Nation's favourite PE teacher contracts covid...mystery how Children in Need hero got infected"
I think I changed my view when I did his programme and it was just pdf nonsense. It never mentioned how it worked and makes you dependent on his methods. At least the likes of James Smith try to educate and empower people to become a bit self reliant beyond the programme.
Then he did some motivational video saying things along the lines of"nobody works harder than me" and "you only have to put in the hard work and you can be just as successful".
I sent him a gentle message on the page that those sorts of messages can be dangerous ( had recently lost my bro in law to suicide due to feelings of inadequacy). He deleted my message.
He's simply a talented chef who works out.
Not a child nutritionist. Not even a decent PT. Not a life coach or expert on half the shit he spouts.
He broke so many covid rules. If he ends up infected its his own stupid fault.
That'll be the next thing "Nation's favourite PE teacher contracts covid...mystery how Children in Need hero got infected"
Londonchick
Chatty Member
Yep my kids are off school again so I have to juggle them and my shift work plus my 2 year old who is so confused with it all. My ‘goal’ is to keep us all alive.
That good enough for you Joe????
That good enough for you Joe????
PillowsofFluff
Chatty Member
I can't even hate watch this c*nt anymore. It's almost as though he's a parody. Does he honestly think people want to see him parading his new jacuzzi/steam room/whatever the fuck it is.
100,000 people have died in this pandemic, Joe. But it's ok because you've made millions.
100,000 people have died in this pandemic, Joe. But it's ok because you've made millions.
Wingingmotherhood
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For a fitness/wellness coach he surely does eat a lot of s**t. Giant cookies before 9am? That's a good example for all of his dieting clients that have paid for his sauna/hot tub/stagnant ice bath
Brummiebird
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Are you planning a trip to piss in his jacuzzi? If so, thanks
Yes this happened to me, for some reason medical records didn’t have my married name on them, so when my son was born he was “given” my maiden name on his tags.
Moment to awe at indie though - my sons the same age as her (2 months difference) not a chance in hell he’d be drawing faces. She’s a remarkably clever little girl.
Boutros-Boutros Ghali
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No throwback pics of Marley in a handbag in the floor....
And considering it’s his birthday there’s a lot more throwbacks of indie
And considering it’s his birthday there’s a lot more throwbacks of indie
This annoys me no end, the same goes for “celebrity” clothes/bedding lines. There are real designers out there dying to get any exposure at all!
FraggleRock
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I think he was under the misguided impression that because Indie was a ‘good’ baby, Marley would be the same ie Sleep, weaning etc! He fails to see how wonderful his son actually is, and being different to Indie is what makes Marley, Marley. But it seems like he wanted another Indie - another kid who would perform for the camera, and do the funny face constantly! He’s an awful parent, and he does nothing but complain when Marley is going to through a hard time and how it’s affecting him, and that he’s losing sleep and is frustrated and stressed