God he's just an absolute scruffy clampet
Joe Wicks #19 Dozie not allowed to ever get fat as long as she's married to the Coachella twat
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#ThickoJoe doesn’t realise that just because your parents have you young doesn’t mean you get longer with them. Also, that doesn’t mean they’re a better parent. I had my mum for 26 years and I’m so grateful for every moment I had with her and guess what? We were fed Turkey dinosaurs and smiley faces because it was the 90’s!
If he loves spending time with his family so much, why the duck is he always away from them galavanting around the UK in fancy hotels? He has so much money that he could retire tomorrow and spend every waking minute with his family (and do us all a favour in the process).
But he doesn't because he thrives off the engagement of his crappy posts, loves the attention from his adoring fans and honestly couldn't handle more than a full day of normal parenting anyway! Either that or Dozie sends him packing as often as possible so she doesn't have to put up with the annoying twit either!
But he doesn't because he thrives off the engagement of his crappy posts, loves the attention from his adoring fans and honestly couldn't handle more than a full day of normal parenting anyway! Either that or Dozie sends him packing as often as possible so she doesn't have to put up with the annoying twit either!
What do you mean? He’s the nations P.E teacher. He has to do these things from the goodness of his heart
He doesn't half romanticise his childhood, my god.
Screaming and shouting and a parent using heroin is not normal Joe. It's definitely not inspirational. It's great that he has a relationship with his parents now and they are obviously in a better place but it's not a great idea to keep going on about it like it was normal. It would warrant a child protection referral.
Screaming and shouting and a parent using heroin is not normal Joe. It's definitely not inspirational. It's great that he has a relationship with his parents now and they are obviously in a better place but it's not a great idea to keep going on about it like it was normal. It would warrant a child protection referral.
Who writes their own happy birthday post?! 
the narcissism is off the scale with this twit isn’t it!
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the narcissism is off the scale with this twit isn’t it!---
personally I think he’s made the crappy childhood thing up (or at least heavily exaggerated it) to be honest, only so he can be like ‘look how successful I am despite my drug addict parents!’
Oh great he is now going to go down the UPF route….
Yes we know UPF aren’t great for us but unfortunately we all work and have busy lives and can’t always make every single thing we eat from scratch and grown in our or grown on organic farms etc. Also there is a privilege to being able to afford not to eat UPF which should be a huge part of the conversations.l during a time where the cost of living is already having a huge impact.
Many other people in the industry have already and are already discussing this topic he is of course way behind.
Yes we know UPF aren’t great for us but unfortunately we all work and have busy lives and can’t always make every single thing we eat from scratch and grown in our or grown on organic farms etc. Also there is a privilege to being able to afford not to eat UPF which should be a huge part of the conversations.l during a time where the cost of living is already having a huge impact.
Many other people in the industry have already and are already discussing this topic he is of course way behind.
My eyes rolled so hard when I saw this. He’s found another bandwagon to jump on, as you say way behind as always. Now we’ll be preached at until he goes on his next weetabix binge and he’ll suddenly forget all about it and then repeat
Also didn’t need to see his sweaty Dad bod….for a fitness influencer he never looks like he practices what he preaches
Also didn’t need to see his sweaty Dad bod….for a fitness influencer he never looks like he practices what he preaches
Here's another bandwagon that he can jump aboard onto 
He's got a bloody cheek talking about UPF
This post should be at the start of every Joe Wicks thread.
I’m assuming anyone who didn’t pick ‘you inspire me’ on that post got a swift blocking
I feel like he's missed the point of why UPF are so popular. I'm sure he'll manage to go shopping and feed his family for a week on £100 with freshly cooked meals and fresh ingredients. duck me, we all could I'm sure
BUT we don't all have 2 adults at home most of the time to cook with fresh ingredients. Or homeschooled children with, it seems, absolutely no hobbies apart from whatever Joe's manic mind has decided they will all 'smash' this week.
Most of us have jobs we have to go to most of the week with early starts and late finishes.
We have children at nursery or school, with numerous clubs like rainbows, football, dance, swimming etc that have to be fitted in during the evening, (usually numerous days with differing start and finish times in a variety of locations obviously)
We have household jobs to keep on top of too - we don't all live in a tit pit 24/7 like Joe.
Add into that various illnesses that people suffer with and the appointments involved with those or elderly/infirm parents that need caring for.
Oh and we have to try and hold down some fragments of a social life.
All that and more is why people rely on UPF!!
Do your shopping Joe, but you live a privileged life and you'll still fall off the wagon in a few weeks. You absolutely cannot preach to any of us about this
BUT we don't all have 2 adults at home most of the time to cook with fresh ingredients. Or homeschooled children with, it seems, absolutely no hobbies apart from whatever Joe's manic mind has decided they will all 'smash' this week.
Most of us have jobs we have to go to most of the week with early starts and late finishes.
We have children at nursery or school, with numerous clubs like rainbows, football, dance, swimming etc that have to be fitted in during the evening, (usually numerous days with differing start and finish times in a variety of locations obviously)
We have household jobs to keep on top of too - we don't all live in a tit pit 24/7 like Joe.
Add into that various illnesses that people suffer with and the appointments involved with those or elderly/infirm parents that need caring for.
Oh and we have to try and hold down some fragments of a social life.
All that and more is why people rely on UPF!!
Do your shopping Joe, but you live a privileged life and you'll still fall off the wagon in a few weeks. You absolutely cannot preach to any of us about this
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Add in any children who may only eat certain UPF foods because of any additional needs so rather than starve parents will feed them whatever is there safe food.
I dunno, I think he'll struggle anyway for a week's family meals with low/no UPF for £100. He wasn't clear if that was evening meals only, but if £100 is the weekly budget that will need to cover all meals.
No sliced bread, no ready made sauces, no BBQ sauce in your grim spag bol FFS, and no using expensive items you already have in your pantry only what the £100 got you.
No margarine or spreads, the butter and low processed oil alone will set you back £5+.
It's yet another band wagon he's jumped on, remember his 5 minute fad with menopause, then gut health? Now it's UPF. Reckon he's desperate to try and stay relevant.
No sliced bread, no ready made sauces, no BBQ sauce in your grim spag bol FFS, and no using expensive items you already have in your pantry only what the £100 got you.
No margarine or spreads, the butter and low processed oil alone will set you back £5+.
It's yet another band wagon he's jumped on, remember his 5 minute fad with menopause, then gut health? Now it's UPF. Reckon he's desperate to try and stay relevant.
He absolutely will struggle. I think he mentioned three meals a day when he was talking about it.
Everything that has been said in the above replies I completely agree with. It's also a struggle to make the fruit and vegetables last the week in terms of freshness too!
Next thread title please
New to this thread- regarding home schooling etc you never see his kids socialising with other kids, it’s so weird. I mean I can understand for safety online etc but they never do play dates so it’s no wonder they fight.
I can see issues when Indie goes to school because she is very behind for her age based on her spelling etc, and the fact she never wears shoes- it’s all very odd
I can see issues when Indie goes to school because she is very behind for her age based on her spelling etc, and the fact she never wears shoes- it’s all very odd
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