Advice unclear. My children were stressing me out in the car so I left them on the side of the motorway
Advice unclear. My children were stressing me out in the car so I left them on the side of the motorwayWell it's as simple as that folks... all you have to do is remove your stress. You know, the every day stresses that people have.... so yeah remove your full time job, remove having to care for your elderly parents, remove the stress of chronic illness, financial worries and juggling work and childcare.
Fucking tool.
To be fair Joe would probably advocate that since he used to just walk out of the house when his kids were being difficult and leave Rosie to it so he could fanny about on his skateboardAdvice unclear. My children were stressing me out in the car so I left them on the side of the motorway
This is so spot on. To put it in simple terms he’s just thickAww. Don't be too hard on him. He's only simple. He's probably read somewhere on instagram that high cortisol leads to weight gain or something like that. To Joe that is probably a really intelligent insight he's posted there. And I bet Rosie and his mum said 'yes, Joe, that's right!' too, while thinking of their next pay check.
But he can't think in any more depth than that, or about the reasons why people may have high cortisol or stress in their lives, let alone how to actually help people. You're expecting way too much from him, he's only a simple creature. He's used to people clapping and cheering at him when he does burpees and says BOSH!, and saying he has nice abs and hair! Why are you lot so demanding and negative?
Advice unclear. My children were stressing me out in the car so I left them on the side of the motorway
" fanny about on his skateboard " hahahahahaaaaTo be fair Joe would probably advocate that since he used to just walk out of the house when his kids were being difficult and leave Rosie to it so he could fanny about on his skateboard
Do it. This tattle thread supports youOh the temptation!!
I'd bloat like a balloon if I ate the amount of pasta they supposedly eat.Did anyone see his latest meal? Pasta with bacon and broccoli... i think every other meal is a version of this. Its not particularly healthy either
And he acts like he is bestowing such wisdom by sharing it!
I get the impression that he’s clinging on by his fingernails, it feels like social media and the whole health/fitness sphere in general has moved on so much and he’s seriously lagging behind. Just a shame that even if he disappeared tomorrow he’s made his millions and is basically set for lifeNone of this will be a surprise but… during covid I was on furlough and did a side hustle of some consulting for a fitness influencer since I have worked in building apps and marketing. That’s not the non-surprising bit
What I learned is that these fucks know and do nothing. Just got lucky where they landed and preach shite that they have absolutely no qualification in. Take Joe’s books - Harper Collins offer him 250k (estimation) for his face and a photo shoot and to promote his NEW book though his social media. HC do ALL the legwork with recipes, shoots, promo plan, marketing, and everything else. They’ll find 50k idiots to buy the book at a tenner a pop and BOOM - 250k profit.
If you go back to Joe’s original plan, his recipes were like dog food. Meat meat and more meat - muscle mince. All he is is a curly haired ‘handsome’ face that appeals to a minority of thickos, which HE IS TOO. Give it 5-years and a strictly come dancing appearance and he’ll be long gone
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Oh, and also - he wouldn’t break through now as he doesn’t understand new social media
He will spunk it all up the wall and be a registered bankrupt within 5 or 6 years......I get the impression that he’s clinging on by his fingernails, it feels like social media and the whole health/fitness sphere in general has moved on so much and he’s seriously lagging behind. Just a shame that even if he disappeared tomorrow he’s made his millions and is basically set for lifecouldn’t have happened to a bigger twat.
We can hopeHe will spunk it all up the wall and be a registered bankrupt within 5 or 6 years......
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