Joe Wicks #19 Dozie not allowed to ever get fat as long as she's married to the Coachella twat

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Bubblemamaa22

Giggling Squid said:
I’m irrationally irritated by the way he holds a fork.
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He pulls a weird lip thing when he knows he's being filmed or photographed which gives me the major ickadoodle. Not that everything he does, doesn't, but still.

Like the top lip out over the bottom, he's doing it here and it's just rank. He fancies himself ridiculously.

And yes, the fork holding is manic, why are all his fingers all over the shop?!
 
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Asparagus123

Omg he’s so patronising to his mum His mum coins cook when he was young it was all frozen pancakes wasn’t it mum

Honestly that’s how we were all brought up and not a chia seed in sight

What an absolute knob
 
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AaronPurrSir

Asparagus123 said:
Omg he’s so patronising to his mum His mum coins cook when he was young it was all frozen pancakes wasn’t it mum

Honestly that’s how we were all brought up and not a chia seed in sight

What an absolute knob
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Literally. That was the standard 80s-90s upbringing diet sugary cereal for breakfast, packed lunch box of ham sandwich with white bread, crisps, some chocolate and a yoghurt for lunch, and frozen shit for tea. Every school had that one kid with hippy parents who brought in seeded brown bread and veg sticks for lunch, but they were weirdos and we all felt a bit sorry for them

His mum is representative of every British mum of that era, he ain’t special and it winds me up that he acts like he was severely neglected because his mum didn’t feed him quinoa, and avocado on sourdough. The rest of us survived to tell the tale!
 
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Lorelei

He's such a prick - he barely eats better now unless it's performative rubbish for Insta.
 
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Onamishmash

So true! I don't think I tried an avocado until I was about 20!
 
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unidentified

There was a program on bbc about food and the way of living through the decades. It was so interesting. Families had to dress and live exactly as you would have at that time. If Joe watched it he would see his mum was just like everyone else
 
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Multi-21

Why is he constantly filming and uploading from Rosie birthday party instead of being present and sociable and enjoying it?
 
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louderforthecheapseats

The dinner parties always make me laugh…for Rosie’s birthday but then it’s Joe’s brother, partners and kids round the table. Never any of Rosie’s fun mates. They never get across the doorstep.
 
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JayRad

I wondered when we’d get a post about his boot camp story again. It also comes out whenever he needs cheap engagement!
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VC10

Thank god this cunt doesn't live next door to me. What a fucking fright that G imp is....
 
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Camperfan

splogit said:
Gifted Moto GP tickets !!
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Undeclared gifted motoGP tickets! He's also so sexist, men of the family must be into bikes, the girls must look pretty. Although I think he got gifted tickets to either this or F1 last year and took Rosie. It was probs F1 and Rosie chose to go for the glamour/celeb spotting
 
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queenamber

louderforthecheapseats said:
The dinner parties always make me laugh…for Rosie’s birthday but then it’s Joe’s brother, partners and kids round the table. Never any of Rosie’s fun mates. They never get across the doorstep.
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Yeah the other Page 3 girls are never anywhere to be seen
 
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