I'm sure there are plenty of pics on Google if you put in "Jodie Marsh and the Necrophilic Elvis"
Jodie Marsh #6 Back on the telly with Mabel & Parge, Jodie's getting cancelled cos she loves Farage
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They could look at his Instagram Billy Collins music if it’s still on there ?
Anyone else think Billy is gorgeous?
I can’t be the only one, too bad I have a pulse tbh
I can’t be the only one, too bad I have a pulse tbh
I mean I would do Billy. I've been single for a while now so happy to cover myself in talcum powder and lie in the chest freezer for a while so I look dead
Make sure to spray yourself with a little bit of formaldehyde to really complete the corpse chic vibe. He will be blowing your back doors off in no time.I mean I would do Billy. I've been single for a while now so happy to cover myself in talcum powder and lie in the chest freezer for a while so I look dead
He’s an attractive man. And out of Jodie’s league tbh. But even without the necrophilia claims etc I don’t think I could duck someone who had fucked her
When you say duck. You mean pull apart your vagina right?He’s an attractive man. And out of Jodie’s league tbh. But even without the necrophilia claims etc I don’t think I could duck someone who had fucked her
come on Luce admit you’d pull a vagina or two apart for him
Mines open like a garden gate. Where are you Billy?
Billy trying to make excuses why he was balls deep in a cold one.
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They look like Mother and son.
Like a theatre curtain
Good god how many stories does she need to show she's angry with this big charity??!! Oh and of course the police didn't want to get involved 
she's so boring 🥱
she's so boring 🥱
What the actual duck. Now admitting they have to buy animals to rescue them. Rather than report the shop that she could have had shut down they’ve lined the shops pocket and are asking for donations to buy more animals.
Well I’ve seen some new neglected cars on a forecourt. Anyone fancy donating so I can rescue one or two? Although I’d never want a new car, I’d rather spend the money on my rescued animals. Unless any millionaires want to buy me a new car then of course I’ll take it.
She makes my blood boil. Better than one of the long running established and respected animal charities. She’d probably eat animals but only if they tasted really really good and someone else paid.
Those animals are mostly living in squalor. They’re feeding her needs. The recent rescued cats wouldn’t struggle to find a loving forever home. They look healthy, happy and socialised. Barely on the brink of death. Yet they’re another fashion accessory in her collection.
While on the subject of bought/rescued reptiles. According to the website Meet The Animals section there are two at the farm. The bought/rescued Vernon and a Bearded Dragon. What’s happened to the Chameleon Daddy bought her???
Well I’ve seen some new neglected cars on a forecourt. Anyone fancy donating so I can rescue one or two? Although I’d never want a new car, I’d rather spend the money on my rescued animals. Unless any millionaires want to buy me a new car then of course I’ll take it.
She makes my blood boil. Better than one of the long running established and respected animal charities. She’d probably eat animals but only if they tasted really really good and someone else paid.
Those animals are mostly living in squalor. They’re feeding her needs. The recent rescued cats wouldn’t struggle to find a loving forever home. They look healthy, happy and socialised. Barely on the brink of death. Yet they’re another fashion accessory in her collection.
While on the subject of bought/rescued reptiles. According to the website Meet The Animals section there are two at the farm. The bought/rescued Vernon and a Bearded Dragon. What’s happened to the Chameleon Daddy bought her???
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Do you think the RSPCA have been in touch that’s why she’s ranting?
Oh, yes. Cammie (who later had a name change to Cammi when Jodie realised it was male, not female).
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I wondered that. I thought she had another lizardy type thing but thought I must have been mistaken when I read her site.
and pet shops
Nah, there would have been a massive rant about how people are bullies and jealous and DONT YOU KNOW SHES SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVING ALL OF THESE ANIMALS FROM THE BRINK OF DEATH
At least I now know I can buy myself the Charlotte Tilbury advent calendar and not feel bad, because in Jodie logic I haven’t bought it. I’ve rescued it from the evil warehouse it’s been trapped in.
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