Jessontheplussize #41 Better now than never Pet

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People, and especially Jess, need to realise that leggings are not trousers šŸ¤¬
Made me chuckle when she said they were "snatched" at the ankle šŸ¤£
Iā€™d love to know what she thinks the word ā€œsnatchedā€ means. Does she just means itā€™s too tight at the ankles???
 
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She needs some new describing words because everything canā€™t be snatched.

With the leggings, Iā€™m assuming she means they are tight and not bagging around the ankle. When she says it about clothes, Iā€™m think she means pulling her in and giving her a bit of shape (which, letā€™s be honest, nothing looks snatched when sheā€™s walking around with her gunt on full display).
 
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Jesus Christ MY EYES. ā€¼ LEGGINGS ARE NOT TROUSERS JESS, I REPEAT LEGGINGS ARE NOT TROUSERSā€¼

Iā€™m sorry but that grey colour just makes her look like an actual elephant ! Iā€™m not even talking about her size, just that the colour is the same colour as elephant skin!
 
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Jesus Christ MY EYES. ā€¼ LEGGINGS ARE NOT TROUSERS JESS, I REPEAT LEGGINGS ARE NOT TROUSERSā€¼

Iā€™m sorry but that grey colour just makes her look like an actual elephant ! Iā€™m not even talking about her size, just that the colour is the same colour as elephant skin!
I thought exactly the same.
 
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How sheā€™s going to cope shooting 2 ITS collections when the last couple of abroad shoots sheā€™s done, sheā€™s complained about how tired she felt after working for 1 day šŸ™„ I thought it was a long time (for her) since her last shoot and thatā€™s obviously why sheā€™s got 2 lined up. One will definitely be more swimwear šŸ˜“
As for people wondering on here if sheā€™s lost weight, looking at her in those thin leggings today, I would say definitely not šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
Hmm - itā€™s weird because she definitely looked like she had when she was trying on the dresses for the wedding.
Maybe good angles.
 
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Her toes are messy - she got white bits hanging off by the looks of itā€¦.

And what the hell has she done to her face? Why doesnā€™t she constantly put these harsh products on her face ā€¦ whatā€™s wrong with water ?
 

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What is she stressed about? Packing a case for a holiday when sheā€™s had weeks to do so and isnā€™t trying to fit it in around a full time job and all the other time consuming responsibilities a lot of people have? She has no clue does she, she isnā€™t in the real world šŸ™„
 
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What is she stressed about? Packing a case for a holiday when sheā€™s had weeks to do so and isnā€™t trying to fit it in around a full time job and all the other time consuming responsibilities a lot of people have? She has no clue does she, she isnā€™t in the real world šŸ™„
Instacunts seem to be challenged by the most basic of things despite the leisurely lifestyle they lead!
 
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Her blood pressure must be sky high for her face to be burning like that. She needs to get checked out sharpish before she has a stroke! Thatā€™s totally not normal, especially about packing a suitcase
 
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Sheā€™s a lazy duck- what the duck has she got to be stressed about . Millie eating her food?
 
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Sheā€™s pathetic. Stressed over packing a case. I work full time and manage to pack for multiple holidays a year without needing beta blockers. Grow up, Make a list, stick to it and then weigh your case. If itā€™s within the limit, fab, if not, rearrange. It isnā€™t difficult or taxing letā€™s be honest.

Shes probably packing for Milli the Manchild as well because she clearly doesnā€™t trust him to do it.
 
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Sheā€™s pathetic. Stressed over packing a case. I work full time and manage to pack for multiple holidays a year without needing beta blockers. Grow up, Make a list, stick to it and then weigh your case. If itā€™s within the limit, fab, if not, rearrange. It isnā€™t difficult or taxing letā€™s be honest.

Shes probably packing for Milli the Manchild as well because she clearly doesnā€™t trust him to do it.
& If she thinks one make up brush is going to make a difference shes needs to give her bleeping shake
 
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ā€œStressed outā€ over having to pack a case. Jesus Christ.

God help her when she really has something to get stressed about.
 
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There she is with the seat belt extender post - it's the same content every time she goes away šŸ¤Æ
 
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Iā€™m amazed she posted that she used the extender. She doesnā€™t usually. She usually only posts when she doesnā€™t need it. Thankfully no shots of them looking gormless outside the airport. My bingo card has failed miserably so far.
 
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She posted last time she went away about the extender. Tbf it made me ask for one when we went away earlier in the month and I didnā€™t feel a dck for doing it.
 
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She always posts about there being no shame in asking for an extender, which of course there isnā€™t, but I donā€™t ever recall her posting a picture of her actually using one. She usually posts the seatbelt fitting her bit saying about no shame in asking for an extender.
 
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Same old tit. The seat belt extender story we get every time. I mean anyone with a working eye can see no belts going round that gunt without one. However no one cares.
 

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