Haha! I forgot all about that. Cue her making the most basic and incorrect iced coffee. Shoving milk and ice in a beaker and pouring over instant coffee she has stuck a milk frother into. The clue is in the name Jess. It's not the coffee you froth with it.
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And don’t forget the half a gallon of flavoured syrup in the glass too! So basically making a sugary milkshake with the slightest hint of coffee!
Lesson for the day
Learning mule is pronounced as ‘meww’ like the Pokémon
Learning mule is pronounced as ‘meww’ like the Pokémon
And earrings are yuerrings
I have genuinely not seen another ‘influencer’ do a try on haul and ‘model’ a pair of shoes with the elastic that ties them together still on 
Make it obvious you’re doing it for the aff links with no intention of keeping them. It’s actually disgusting that she’s trying them on and putting her bare feet all over them, when she’s knows she is returning them 
Make it obvious you’re doing it for the aff links with no intention of keeping them. It’s actually disgusting that she’s trying them on and putting her bare feet all over them, when she’s knows she is returning them Attachments
She also changes her D's to J's.
Social Me-ja.
Imme-jit-ly.
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In other words she's an illiterate duck.
She's just so not funny anymore - what on earth was the "hello" performance just now
I know. She wasted a whole story just flapping her arms about. Just re-record it. Its getting tiresome this whole “scatty” thing she likes to portray.
When she comes on and starts off doin the ‘I’m so scatty I’ll repeat words in a different voice because I’m just so hilarious and relatable’ I can’t FF quick enough. I despise it at this stage.
However I listened just long enough to hear her say, she had about 20 mins to get ready to do a meeting, then some hauls and then she was going out.
I mean that was about 2.30pm.
What in God’s name is she doing all morning that she can never get ready without having just minutes to spare.
I get she is sitting on her arse and festering but can she not wrap up the festering half an hour early so she has time to do these things.
However I listened just long enough to hear her say, she had about 20 mins to get ready to do a meeting, then some hauls and then she was going out.
I mean that was about 2.30pm.
What in God’s name is she doing all morning that she can never get ready without having just minutes to spare.
I get she is sitting on her arse and festering but can she not wrap up the festering half an hour early so she has time to do these things.
Would it shock you tho?That would be one long-arse food funeral!
Im howling at the caption. The dress has no stretch and comes up small
Maybe, just maybe Jess, you’re not actually a size 26 when it’s not stretchy/oversized/floaty fabric?
the long dresses yesterday, she said they were 3xl so 28-30, they fitted her perfectly!
Maybe, just maybe Jess, you’re not actually a size 26 when it’s not stretchy/oversized/floaty fabric?
the long dresses yesterday, she said they were 3xl so 28-30, they fitted her perfectly!
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Absolutely this - she is in denial! That's 2 dresses in recent weeks that haven't been plisse or stretchy that she can't bleeping breathe in. She even complained about the length of the belt on the H&M dress yesterdayIm howling at the caption. The dress has no stretch and comes up small
Maybe, just maybe Jess, you’re not actually a size 26 when it’s not stretchy/oversized/floaty fabric?
the long dresses yesterday, she said they were 3xl so 28-30, they fitted her perfectly!
Not in the slightest
Watched today’s GRWM reel and thought why oh why does she have to show everyone her sticking and using the anti chaff stick up her skirt 
and then it became clear. So she could do yet another aff link on it 
and then it became clear. So she could do yet another aff link on it Do we really need to see her reaching up her skirt like that. It makes me queasy. I did know that the aff link was coming though. She only ever shows that stick thing when she’s linking it.Watched today’s GRWM reel and thought why oh why does she have to show everyone her sticking and using the anti chaff stick up her skirt
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