Jessontheplussize #37 Sweaty meat all over the table, won't be long til the sofa's unstable
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Her showing those photos from when she first started working with brands just demonstrates how much worse she looks now. The photo in a red/ orange dress she looked great. She's aged 15+ years in less than 5 years.
I always feel like she writes the questions herself, she always manages to include a sneaky aff link here and there. She’s so thick
Yeah I'll never understand when she says the belt is years old bit here's a link to a similar one!!!
What on earth is this ‘true to size if you’re leaving it open’ bollocks? They quite plainly would never fasten on Jess so how can they be true to size?? She talks shite. And the fact that they are size 24 and wouldn’t meet in the middle in a month of Sundays tells us that she’s a bit old liar about her size. I got to 16 stone and wore a size 20, and I’m 5’5 (for reference 
) so I struggle to accept that she can possibly be a size 24.
) so I struggle to accept that she can possibly be a size 24.
So not only is this jacket an oversized fit, it’s a size 24 that’s true to size as long as you don’t want to actually fasten it up 
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Great mindsWhat on earth is this ‘true to size if you’re leaving it open’ bollocks? They quite plainly would never fasten on Jess so how can they be true to size?? She talks shite. And the fact that they are size 24 and wouldn’t meet in the middle in a month of Sundays tells us that she’s a bit old liar about her size. I got to 16 stone and wore a size 20, and I’m 5’5 (for reference
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Literally came to say the same as above. True to size if you don't want it to fit or be worn as intended 
That "oversized" jacket is just awful 
I don’t comment on her threads often. But who the duck buys a jacket that doesn’t do up? Is that not the point of a jacket, or have I been doing it wrong?
Come on, you’re on BMo2 threads - if she’s taught us anything it’s that coats and jackets absolutely DONT do up!! Clearly you’re doing it wrongI don’t comment on her threads often. But who the duck buys a jacket that doesn’t do up? Is that not the point of a jacket, or have I been doing it wrong?
Is her life that devoid of anything of substance thst she is still going on about a small fly buzzing in the car yesterday? bleeping hell.
It makes me feel demented just listening to that!
Ah yes, I thought of Babs as I was typingCome on, you’re on BMo2 threads - if she’s taught us anything it’s that coats and jackets absolutely DONT do up!! Clearly you’re doing it wrong
I thought it was just me who just watched her stories thinking what the duck is this drivel! Seems there's more than a few of us think the same
In fairness wtf she gonna talk about? She’s done literally nothing in the last week. Oh sorry, she took the dog to the vets and drove to a shootI thought it was just me who just watched her stories thinking what the duck is this drivel! Seems there's more than a few of us think the same
More sofa drivel, this time a spider was on it. She is the most boring lump on Instagram.
And yet her followers count keeps going up. Maybe new followers have lower expectations as they have only ever known iced coffee, me kollekshuns and sofa gate
She’s riveting lately isn’t she. Recent highlights from her include:
- The sofa
- The weather
- Her washing
- The deaf dog
- The sofa
- The weather
- Her washing
- The deaf dog
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