Jessontheplussize #37 Sweaty meat all over the table, won't be long til the sofa's unstable

[LittleMissOnions]

That beige buffet is foul, particularly for a girlie weekend. Surely you want pampering food, fresh fruit, MnS salads, nice cakes,not things that you see at a 6yr olds party

 

[JSquared]

That beige buffet is foul, particularly for a girlie weekend. Surely you want pampering food, fresh fruit, MnS salads, nice cakes,not things that you see at a 6yr olds party

I agree. We all love a bit of beige now and then but I would not be serving this on a weekend away!

 

[Chip1984]

Why does everything have to be "...of champions" with these Instatwats?
Breakfast of champions, buffet of champions, iced coffee of champions....
I bet none of them know where the original reference comes from.

 

[Hypnotizedchicken]

Beige buffet and not one veg on her roast dinner and she wonders why she's constipated?

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

That beige buffet looked like it had been out for a week

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Not a single vegetable on her plate!

 

[Laine33]

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Not a single vegetable on her plate!

Is that just meat and a piece of stuffing?

 

[instamumsaredaft]

Is that just meat and a piece of stuffing?

Yes it is but I'm assuming the veg are coming out separately and she's not put them on her plate yet

 

[Diddikins]

Yes it is but I'm assuming the veg are coming out separately and she's not put them on her plate yet

You never know with Jess. She has been known to make a giant roast but still have minimal veg on it.

 

[Tiny-T]

bleeping hell her diet at the minute makes me feel ill. If I ate like she has recently with the constant buffets and processed foods I’d feel hungover, like really groggy and run down. I know she posted the opposite recently but I’m general she must never be away from the toilet. What a friggin waste of time the treadmill has been.

 

[Diddikins]

I genuinely thought this was her mum at first glance.

 

[Elmoo]

Been away with no signal. This is how she froze

 

[Retro80s]

You never know with Jess. She has been known to make a giant roast but still have minimal veg on it.

I have loads of different veg on a roast, wouldn’t be a roast without a load of it!

 

[Chip1984]

bleeping hell her diet at the minute makes me feel ill. If I ate like she has recently with the constant buffets and processed foods I’d feel hungover, like really groggy and run down. I know she posted the opposite recently but I’m general she must never be away from the toilet. What a friggin waste of time the treadmill has been.

I think it's likely she'll be the opposite with the lack of fibre, she'll likely be constipated.

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Been away with no signal. This is how she froze

What Wee Paul sees when she goes in for a

 

[Whateverrr]

This face makes me want to punch something.

 

[GossBoss]

Where is she ? I've been away & thought I'd missed loads but nothing since Sunday on here

 

[Tiny-T]

She been away, after 3 days of doing nothing she needed yesterday to recover

 

[GiftedNotFree]

She been away, after 3 days of doing nothing she needed yesterday to recover

And it look like she just got out of bed

 

[traceymrsd]

Another "favourite" kollekshum coming out this week