I laughed when she said she was making a buffet, what happened to all the food left over from Saturday?It feels a bit Groundhog Day cos we had thia discussion recently but how much food is she making for her two visitors tomorrow
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I reckon they never materialised and thatās why the people who ordered the costume had their orders cancelled. Basically anything in the leopard print wasnāt available.
Oh they both gobbled that all up on Sunday!
Christ that corned beef pie looks like a heart attack waiting to happen 
surely the corned beef is salty enough without adding a stock cube to it as well? plus sheās doing quiche which means even more pastry, cheese, etcā¦. Sheāll lose her collab with ITS soon cos sheāll be too big to get in any of their clothes if sheās not careful.
surely the corned beef is salty enough without adding a stock cube to it as well? plus sheās doing quiche which means even more pastry, cheese, etcā¦. Sheāll lose her collab with ITS soon cos sheāll be too big to get in any of their clothes if sheās not careful.
I wish they had a bigger dog, every time I see poor Darcy near them on the floor I want to pick her up so she doesnāt get squished
The leopard shorts and shirt cover up was delayed. The costume and bikini launched as normal.
Really. There was a number of people commented that their orders for the swimming costume were cancelled by ITS because of stock issues?
How can she not see that a massive corned beef pie (It feels a bit Groundhog Day cos we had thia discussion recently but how much food is she making for her two visitors tomorrow
), a large quiche AND a cornflake tart thing is a ridiculous amount of food just to feed three people. Throw in a salad and few bags of crisps and it would have been enough for the party on Saturday.Seriously though, why does she go so over the top. I get that sheād rather have too much than not enough but itās not hard to see that just that one pie will feed at least four people.
Why didnāt she just bake a load of tit instead of prattling about with a pizza oven she will never use again and spending too much money on pizza and a untouched grazing table. Or just use things from that.
I think she just loves a excuse to eat loads of tit.
I think she just loves a excuse to eat loads of tit.
Is it normal to use crunchy nut cornflakes in a cornflake tart???
Milli acts mentally a bit slow, donāt mean that rudely but itās like heās a penny short! He reminds me of my autistic cousin who acts almost exactly like him!!! Autism is very often undiagnosed so I wouldnāt be surprised if he is on the spectrum.
Is it normal to use a whole box of crunchy nut when the recipe says 100grams? When she said Iāll add a little bit more. When she was putting it into the dish I thought bleeping hell thereās literally 3/4 times the amount that was in there before.
Would you not just make that pie in the morning and pop it in the oven about an hour before your family get there.... oh and also lose the other two pastry dishes!!!
No you sweaty fat fucks save it for tomorrow!
What is this obsession with eating stuff before the event. It ruins it! Leave it alone! Fgs!
What is this obsession with eating stuff before the event. It ruins it! Leave it alone! Fgs!
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We see short bursts of him and I think heās just awkward AF rather than anything else. She slags him off and then parades him for content so Iād give little as possible as well!
This food sheās making today is just for her, her mum and a friend for tomorrow. Oh and maybe Milli may get someI refuse to click on her stories at the moment because sheās just making me feel irritated
Is this for her family housewarming?
(Iām convinced something went wrong with the party/it didnāt happen. The grazing table deffo looked untouched)
Nothing to do with the family housewarming.Absolutely crazy. Maybe sheāll give her Mum some to take home for her partner? Doubtful though!This food sheās making today is just for her, her mum and a friend for tomorrow. Oh and maybe Milli may get some
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Will there be much left after this pair of fat greedy cunts have finished ātryingā it?
Why does she always have to taste it first. Last time she made two quiches for three of them she took two massive chunks out of the quiche.
Also, we now find out that Milli doesnāt even like quiche so greedy guts Jess scoffs the leftovers to herself. But itās ok, because she puts it in a salad.
Note the recipes are to serve 8-10 people.
All baked out, she didnāt actually do anything other than put a couple of things together to make a filling. Everything else came in a bloody tin/jar or ready made.
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Just looked back at the recipes. There is 4000 calories in the quiche and 3050 in the tart. Thatās if you used the recommended amounts (which she didnāt) plus the corned beef pie on top.
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