What are the shoes about and that dress?
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She’s so out of breath it’s actually so bad
alsoall outfits so far have been tight because she’s in denial about her size. Asos curve dresses are known to be more generous in sizing, so if a 26 is tight for her it shows she isn’t a 24/26 she’s actually a 28/30! You can wear stretchy shirred tit all you like and claim you’re a 24 but you know that’s not the case jess! Oh when will she wake up and realise how stupid she looks
alsoall outfits so far have been tight because she’s in denial about her size. Asos curve dresses are known to be more generous in sizing, so if a 26 is tight for her it shows she isn’t a 24/26 she’s actually a 28/30! You can wear stretchy shirred tit all you like and claim you’re a 24 but you know that’s not the case jess! Oh when will she wake up and realise how stupid she looks
Ok first thing in the haul and she’s got to be taking the piss. As if she’d ever ever wear them - even if they fitted properly.
I haven’t seen anything else so I might be wrong but I have a feeling she’s just ordered a load of crap for a “funny” haul.
I haven’t seen anything else so I might be wrong but I have a feeling she’s just ordered a load of crap for a “funny” haul.
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I just saw the cowboy boot/underwear combo and nearly broke myself in half RUNNING over here 
I just realised she's got the same dress I've seen Becki Jones (on TikTok if anyone doesn't follow her) wear and nope it's absolutely horrendous
I just realised she's got the same dress I've seen Becki Jones (on TikTok if anyone doesn't follow her) wear and nope it's absolutely horrendous
“If YoUr In BeTwEeN sIzEs, Go FoR yOuR bIgGeR bEcAuSe ItS a BiT sNuG!”
No Jess, you’re just at least 1 size bigger than you think you are, that’s why it’s snug!
No Jess, you’re just at least 1 size bigger than you think you are, that’s why it’s snug!
I showed my boyfriend that photo of Becky wearing that dress and he said she looked like a prawnI just saw the cowboy boot/underwear combo and nearly broke myself in half RUNNING over here
I just realised she's got the same dress I've seen Becki Jones (on TikTok if anyone doesn't follow her) wear and nope it's absolutely horrendous View attachment 1468887View attachment 1468888
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This is Jess clinging onto the idea of her being a size 24/26
I don’t think that dress would flatter anyone. And those shoes - she’ll be stomping around like Herman Munster in those things.I just saw the cowboy boot/underwear combo and nearly broke myself in half RUNNING over here
I just realised she's got the same dress I've seen Becki Jones (on TikTok if anyone doesn't follow her) wear and nope it's absolutely horrendous View attachment 1468887View attachment 1468888
So the gold disco open toe platforms she purely ordered for an experiment?
ASOS should refuse her refund. What a piss take. No one wants them after her sweatbox cankles have been in them, stretching the fuckers out.
ASOS should refuse her refund. What a piss take. No one wants them after her sweatbox cankles have been in them, stretching the fuckers out.
Mrs Doubtfire called, she said oh deary that dress was what I wore decades ago, you’re welcome to keep it…………
I have a soft spot for Jess but she is absolutely taking the piss here. I know you all say it all time RE buying stuff just for the affliate links but it's just so blatant I can't unsee it now
Those pleated dresses very similar to what she and a few others have released with In The Style. Should she not be directing people to those ranges as an employee/collaborator with them.
I actually thought the dress was niceI just saw the cowboy boot/underwear combo and nearly broke myself in half RUNNING over here
I just realised she's got the same dress I've seen Becki Jones (on TikTok if anyone doesn't follow her) wear and nope it's absolutely horrendous View attachment 1468887View attachment 1468888
🫣 Fashion isn’t my strong suit! I thought ASOS had stopped their affiliate programme?
Well, I'll give it to Jess that out of the two of them she looks better in whatever the duck this dress is, but it's a low bar.I just saw the cowboy boot/underwear combo and nearly broke myself in half RUNNING over here
I just realised she's got the same dress I've seen Becki Jones (on TikTok if anyone doesn't follow her) wear and nope it's absolutely horrendous View attachment 1468887View attachment 1468888
All I could think of was Sumo ah no everyone is different of course! I think the dress actually looks lovely on the model on the website but now I've seen it on two people I just don't think it's nice but yeah, everyone has different tastesI actually thought the dress was nice
I thought ASOS had stopped their affiliate programme?
I can't laugh react this photo enough!
She stopped the haul because her aff links weren’t working? We can’t have that can we - the greedy bleep needs to make some cash from her followers.
She only started it this afternoon as she'd heard there was an ASOS discount code valid today and knew her followers would be more likely to place an order while it's valid. Her greed is off the scale.
The model on Asos is wearing them with that dress so she's copied her.
Could it be the links aren't working because the affiliate link scheme has been stopped?
And just picked up on something she said ...does she do these hauls for the people watching and its never her intention to keep the items? The reason I say this because of what she said about the black dress...she doesn't need one because she has one in her collection which is now sold out so she bought the asos one to show people? A bit odd ...surely she's buying the clothes for herself and not with the intention of using everything purely to make money?
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