lovethatformeh
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Pretty sure her surprise will just be Philth dressed as Santa
she mentioned a bunch of times in the early stages of planning/selling the Xmas party that Santa “may” make an appearance. She’s fucking 12
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she mentioned a bunch of times in the early stages of planning/selling the Xmas party that Santa “may” make an appearance. She’s fucking 12shelookscute
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Guys she pretty much has 2022 mapped out and it’s only the end of August 2022. Wow Jessi!! I think most businesses map out their year in advance of said year. Saying she’s got products dropping every month except December so that’s 3 months left in the year - such a busy business woman! Gosh we’ll be mistaking her for Cachia the second soon!
fakefriendsonthegram
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Imagine if taking your kids to school ONE day made you flex as a parent 
bare minimum stuff.
bare minimum stuff.
emmygluewho
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She has such high hopes for this shit tip of a house. WHY is she not doing The Kitchen or The Bathroom?! And why the fuck is she getting a FIREPLACE?!?!?!?!?!Today she said she wants to get a pool in the next few years, lets all manifest she doesn't, coz guarantee one of kids will have a accident, coz swimming lesson is too expensive
She really is the dumbest fuck.
But Why????
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I had to sign up because I had to vent! I blocked her months ago as following her and her sad life was making me so depressed. Recently followed again after reading here and she is honestly the worst of the worst. You think she'd at least read up on what she's meant to be promoting. She kept calling it Tangalooma Island but it's Moreton Island. Tangalooma is the resort. It just makes me seeth that they get this stuff for free and can't even get it right!!!
makeitstop
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Mummy gets a MECCA haul, Goldie gets a gift, the boys get nothing and the friend gets her shitty album.
SmallDickEnergy
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Yeah Jess, parenting is taking your kids to school. Not just for a book week parade, but every fucking day - not shipping them off on the bus because you can’t be fucked.
The one time she drives them to school and she’s having a fucking whinge about it?! The selfishness on this one, seriously
The one time she drives them to school and she’s having a fucking whinge about it?! The selfishness on this one, seriously
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Snaggletooth
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As an ED nurse please do not show up at the ED for that. That is not an emergency as highlighted in the name emergency department
we don't wanna see you if your kid is breathing loudly and clearly needs an ENT that's your GPs job that why they get paid 120+k a year hahah.Also I had to laugh her latest stories say that her Xmas bloom event is almost at the required numbers..... What 5 people???!
Tickets are only available until 5th October so I don't see how she plans on selling them all
itstoomuch
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The order of how she is doing this reno is KILLING ME.
Putting in the window before framing out the gap. That’s going to be a nightmare to close that gap, cut the cornice and match in new, and not damage the window.
The framing for the fireplace/shelving/window seat running over the existing floorboards. Especially as she wants to put new flooring in anyway, why on earth didn’t they remove the floors under the framing. And I bet she’s going to square set it, which will look so strange with all the existing cornice in the living room
Painting now when she still wants to make so many changes, so will need to repaint.
She has no idea what she’s doing or the order to do it in. Or how much it costs. Or who to hire even really. This house is going to be a money pit of poor planning and impulse/trend styling. I can see them over capitalising here for sure.
Putting in the window before framing out the gap. That’s going to be a nightmare to close that gap, cut the cornice and match in new, and not damage the window.
The framing for the fireplace/shelving/window seat running over the existing floorboards. Especially as she wants to put new flooring in anyway, why on earth didn’t they remove the floors under the framing. And I bet she’s going to square set it, which will look so strange with all the existing cornice in the living room
Painting now when she still wants to make so many changes, so will need to repaint.
She has no idea what she’s doing or the order to do it in. Or how much it costs. Or who to hire even really. This house is going to be a money pit of poor planning and impulse/trend styling. I can see them over capitalising here for sure.
shelookscute
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Can confirm he’s only 6 and looks small. Since we know jessi reads here I’ll add in some info about being ready to exit a booster. There is no way he is 145cm.
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KrystalB
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She is absolutely struggling for content. Every story this morning could’ve been left in her tiny brain along with the juggling elephants riding mini bikes to circus tunes.
Listening to her talk about how she’s a psycho driver like it’s something to be proud of
‘I will cut throat’
Hahahahahaha. Ok gangsta.
Take off Phil’s backwards cap and calm down.
Listening to her talk about how she’s a psycho driver like it’s something to be proud of
‘I will cut throat’
Hahahahahaha. Ok gangsta.
Take off Phil’s backwards cap and calm down.
NotYourAverageHater
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Jesus Christ that chin!!! You’d think with the amount of botox and fillers this chick has that surely she’s considering shaving some chunks of this huge beast???
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Watermeloncracker
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‘I don’t use filters’
Tell your lips that, love.
Tell your lips that, love.
princesspeach1234
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My daughter is exactly same age as Goldie, and she doesn’t stop talking. There’s definitely something developmentally wrong with her, she needs to get her assessed so she can be helped.
i also can’t believe How filthy she lets her get and then doesn’t get her changed before going out, she has plenty of clothes for her to wear!
i also can’t believe How filthy she lets her get and then doesn’t get her changed before going out, she has plenty of clothes for her to wear!
dontmesswithmycandles
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Swimming lessons? Nahhhh too expensive
Drops several hundred dollars on a bag of face creams..
Drops several hundred dollars on a bag of face creams..
influencemehow
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First of all.. gross. No one wanted that mental image of the two of them
And second, stop saying things like “tmi is my middle name”, like seriously stop. You have to light a fucking candle to indicate you are in the mood for sex. Here’s an idea, when you’re lying in bed with him, climb on top of your husband and go to town. There’s a free sex tip for you. Now go share it with your followers and pretend you’re so raunchy lol
(But of course that’s too much effort for her. It’s more realistic to light a candle so she can just starfish it LOL)
And second, stop saying things like “tmi is my middle name”, like seriously stop. You have to light a fucking candle to indicate you are in the mood for sex. Here’s an idea, when you’re lying in bed with him, climb on top of your husband and go to town. There’s a free sex tip for you. Now go share it with your followers and pretend you’re so raunchy lol
(But of course that’s too much effort for her. It’s more realistic to light a candle so she can just starfish it LOL)
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lovethatformeh
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The fireplace is doing my head in. As everyone’s been saying, what’s the point in Queensland? How often is she really going to use it? Especially when just a few slides after she showed the progress she’s banging on about her ventilated seats in the new car and how amazing they are with the weather they get! She’s seriously fucking stupid surely?Exactly, if they were a family or friend wouldn't they have already supported her business by buying one? Like all those friends who supported her by purchasing their own Xmas party ticket... oh wait, they were pressured into that.
Also, I might be reading into this way too much because everything she does annoys me but the story this morning sitting in front of her half finished fireplace seemed really passive aggressive with the music choice. Lyrics saying "waste my time, waste my time, y'all bout to make me lose my mind" like as if she was pissed it wasn't finished fast enough. She will turn that fireplace on once to get Fill make an over-produced reel then it will never be used again... also the reading bench for what? She doesn't read, can't see netflix from there and she sure as shit won't read her kids a book.
shelookscute
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I have often thought the same. It’s the shorter chubbier fingers that first caught my eye. This photo from their cruise in particular reminds me of a DS profile.I don’t like to talk shit about peoples kids so I hate myself for saying this. However she puts the kids out there for the sake of money so. But I’ve always felt like Goldie looks like she has Down syndrome. I am not very well informed like others here and it has been mentioned before so I’m good for someone to chime in with the condition that been mentioned here before that is similar to ds
Some things like her mouth and appearance of a larger tongue can be attributed to low muscle tone as a result of her not speaking and not using her mouth to chew food etc at a younger age. It’s frustrating to watch as a parent knowing these kinds of things can be improved with the help of the correct specialist like speech and ot.
No one wants to admit something could be wrong or different but It’s time Jess swallowed her pride and accepts Goldie needs help and not just from an ENT! Makes you a better mother acknowledging and seeking help than ignoring it and pretending she’s golden!
