Ugh they’re that annoying couple who check in and are like ‘ooh it’s my amazing wife’s birthday’ as if the receptionist gives a f*ck 
Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty
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I thought that as well, I'm sure they moaned about it too
It’s the little green van made me think it was the deserted hotel where she ordered the fish supper , they looked totally out of place ,it was more suited to an Agatha Christie “who dunnit “ than daft boys skinny jeans and her fake uggsI thought that as well, I'm sure they moaned about it too
Oh yes! Remember! they must’ve been the only two there! Didn’t they have room service?
they must’ve been the only two there! Didn’t they have room service?Yeah I thought the same! Maybe bean had a 10% off voucherIt’s the little green van made me think it was the deserted hotel where she ordered the fish supper , they looked totally out of place ,it was more suited to an Agatha Christie “who dunnit “ than daft boys skinny jeans and her fake uggs
. Didn’t they go in the middle of January or something last time and there wasn’t a soul around 
Looks a bit like the warners hotels my parents go to, no children allowed,but my mum and dad are nearly 70 so they fit in better than Jane and bean will
I had the joy of this hotel in a members vid him swimming on his own and sitting outside with a cup of tea 
The hotel was empty and all they did was moan , looked absolutely tit and she had about 6 nan style bags with her 
Moaned about the price of the food too , tight bastards
They was both sitting outside not a soul about with masks on looked like a couple of right plonkers
him swimming on his own and sitting outside with a cup of tea The hotel was empty and all they did was moan , looked absolutely tit and she had about 6 nan style bags with her Moaned about the price of the food too , tight bastards
They was both sitting outside not a soul about with masks on
looked like a couple of right plonkers
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Oh and the only time they got a bit excited was when they passed a Tesco van doing food delivery 🫣
She took the balloons
Just for the insta shot. She really thinks she is some flash influencer doesn’t she but she even makes the “highlight” reel of life look absolutely tit
Just for the insta shot. She really thinks she is some flash influencer doesn’t she but she even makes the “highlight” reel of life look absolutely tit
"ackshully xxxx" -
leaving the xxxx's with the mispronunciation of the word actually is Jane to a tee.
Deffo a warners hotel for the older generation.
I could understand taking away the balloons if it was for a child’s birthday but a grown women of 30 the cringe factor is so strong with these two 🫣
the cringe factor is so strong with these two 🫣
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They can barely squeeze into the car never mind adding two giant balloons to two giant balloons
Ffs it's a good job they aren't away in Bertie can you imagine the outside being plastered in birthday banners, despite the fact that the birthday was over before going away.
Next she'll be making him spray the van pink
I think she will do something different but if I put it on here she will do it and I want commission if she is got to do that hahaNext she'll be making him spray the van pink
She said on the live once she was pricing pink porta loos for hire but they were too expensive
Wotton House Hotel, Surrey.
They must be staying in a lodge nearby ? the rooms are £149 per night
I bet the first thing chins thought of when bean told her about the hotel was the cost, he‘ll be punished for this
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