Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

[monga]

Are they painting

 

[Sweatybetty]

They stayed in the barn and cooked loads of dinners

 

[monga]

She said they’ve been away they went for a walk and had dinner’s

 

[Sweatybetty]

This was soooooooo expensive she’s changing her Xmas theme

 

[monga]

She’s starting Crissmiss tomorrow
Said she could do these wholesale for cheaper she paid a fortune

 

[Sweatybetty]

It was £10 lol way she was talking you would think it was £100

 

[monga]

 

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I bet he sneakily cranks one off to a very VERY slim pornstar on pornhub while the the fat bleep is snoring away on her sleep apnea journey dreaming about cake and pork pies.

 

[Sweatybetty]

Rubber Matt

 

[monga]

Talking about candles and how they’re not worth making, but her wax melts are unique

 

[Sweatybetty]

Said her dinner is all down her

 

[monga]

Saw her birthday in on Beachy head

 

[Sweatybetty]

They went beachy head in the camper on her birthday

she had a lay in on her birthday and felt guilty

They have half left of the cake they have hardly eaten any

 

[monga]

Looking for birthday cake they’ve got half left, greedy bastards

 

[Sweatybetty]

She won’t say what presents she got

 

[monga]

Tin man

 

[Sweatybetty]

Her feet are too fat for these need next size up

 

[monga]

They’re too tight

 

[Sweatybetty]

She asked for this

 

[monga]