She said he had a surprise arranged for this weekend, that bed will see as much action as their one at home .
Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty
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A hoseasons lodge with hot tub I bet!!
Cue the two of them live cooking spag bol….
Cue the two of them live cooking spag bol….
The excitement a different TV and different sofa what an amazing 30th birthday treat
That bed does not look the most supportive holding them sleep will be a stretch let alone anything else
…doing EXACTLY what they do at home, sitting in front of the tv, bet they’re not even going out for dinner, she’ll have taken everything but the kitchen sink with her.
A Busmans holiday
When they talk about their ‘little life’ they don’t half mean it!! A life half lived…
It's shocking really , they've been living like OAP's since before the wedding , life passes so quickly they'll have nothing to look back on ,only the same mundane things they'll still be doing when they're passed it .
but the burning question is......did she take her chopping board? like last time
Chopping board, drawerful of choclit, big shop….
Did they follow the food delivery van to their chalet ? and will she ruin another hob ? ...the mystery continuesbut the burning question is......did she take her chopping board? like last time
first she photographs him looking like he's devoured harold shipman. now she's showing him in tight rolled up jeans with crocs. I feel like I'm speaking for most women here when I say those photo's of him make my clit shrivel up and drop off in disgust.
Crocs and jeans with the bottoms rolled up 
Sad fuckers gonna sit in that room eating mince and yellow sticker cakes
Prob only gone away so they can put heating on
Sad fuckers gonna sit in that room eating mince and yellow sticker cakes
Prob only gone away so they can put heating on
Why is there stairs when the bedroom and living room is on the ground floor ? hope she don't have to climb too far for aCrocs and jeans with the bottoms rolled up
Sad fuckers gonna sit in that room eating mince and yellow sticker cakes
Prob only gone away so they can put heating on
Where's the logic in not putting your oven on for fear of what it ill cost yet paying for a couple of days away to do nothing but sit there and be the dull boring bastards they always are? now that's a waste of money!
I suppose they’ve done their sumz and realised on a night away they can crank up someone else’s heating and oven full pelt so they’re making a saving ackshullly xxxx
Maybe that’s Jane’s legs we’re seeing? She might be wearing her new birthday jeans!
Why on earth would you take the balloons
Not aware that they’ve even seen Helen and Gav since before lockdown. I’m sure we would have known if they had!Asda pasta salads all round
Nope, those are legs not tree trunks!
Is that the hotel they stayed at before?
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