Jane Gammons #48 Verging on 30, too big to squeeze into Berty

[unfinishedsentenc]

I think it would be more of a foot bath as I think that’s all they would be able to squeeze in and as for the shitter, we have a big motorhome and I think that’s tight enough sometimes, the bogs on what she had are more like potties, she wouldn’t be able to balance an arse cheek on it never mind fire her load down the hole in the pot ! Now there’s a thought , wonder if they remembered to move the handle across before they shat to open the cassette to let the dump in

I really wish she vloged it for YouTube, would of been comedy gold!

Anyway, how have you been lately pet?

 

[monga]

I would imagine it was tighter then a nuns bleep with shreks love child and 22st Harold Shipman trying to get in and out

 

[GimmieSauceage]

I wonder what big plans they have for her 30th?

She was planning Charlie a surprise party for his (until Covid put a stop to it) I doubt she’s enough friends to fill a stamp let alone a venue so can’t be that

 

[monga]

I wonder what big plans they have for her 30th?

She was planning Charlie a surprise party for his (until Covid put a stop to it) I doubt she’s enough friends to fill a stamp let alone a venue so can’t be that

Her birthday week

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Her birthday week

Swap week for month or quarter!!!!

I hope I don't look as old as she does when I turn 50 in 13 years time!

 

[GimmieSauceage]

Her birthday week

Oh yes I forgot the Birthday Week I bet he takes the week off as well I reckon he has been signed off this year for stress / grief she probably demanded he took the time off (to look after her) look after yourself Charrrrrrleeeeeeee. He has an awful lot of time off.

 

[monga]

Oh yes I forgot the Birthday Week I bet he takes the week off as well I reckon he has been signed off this year for stress / grief she probably demanded he took the time off (to look after her) look after yourself Charrrrrrleeeeeeee. He has an awful lot of time off.

He does seem to have a lot of holidays, his mum must’ve left a good insurance policy, remember he couldn’t afford to go on furlough.

 

[Sweatybetty]

Bet she will have 30 cupcakes all to herself made by the baker who made the wedding cake ( that no one got to see or taste ) and a sloppy crap cake made by the bean , followed by a beautiful Thai takeaway then a quick drive up to the cliffs of death for a quick ice cream and a hope of finding horny couples in cars parked up in a hope to see bit of dogging

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I bet she will be a size 30, come her 30th birthday hip hip hooray hippopotamus

 

[monga]

Jeez she hasn’t naired the tashe in a while

She’s live trick or treat bags and Halloween scents ready to go tomorrow

Charlie’s nans in hospital, dislocated hip

 

[Emperortooco]

I really wish she vloged it for YouTube, would of been comedy gold!

Anyway, how have you been lately pet?

I’m ok thx for asking, am kind of in a limbo, no progression which is fab just don’t know how long I will be like that, could be 5 weeks, 5 months or 5 fecking years. There is a trial that I’m considering trying, may not help me but there again might give me more time but guess it will help others after me. Coming home from Turkey at the end of the month as my liver can’t handle much more ( I am naughty !) but got a couple of f1 races planned before it finishes for the season and I’m starting to look like a land of leather sofa with the sun !

 

[Sweatybetty]

Saying you can buy wax cheap in Asda but that’s only because they mass produce
Saying it takes her a long time to make her things

She’s lost 5lb apparently

 

[Emperortooco]

Saying you can buy wax cheap in Asda but that’s only because they mass produce
Saying it takes her a long time to make her things View attachment 1571878

She’s lost 5lb apparently

5lb !!! She’s obviously took those tombstone slab nails off then !!

 

[Sweatybetty]

She’s lost weight because she has been busy and ate out of small bowls so she’s purchased one for home

 

[monga]

She weighed herself lastnight and she’s lost 5lbs she went and bought herself some bowls she’s only going to have one bowl instead of two

 

[Sweatybetty]

Wtf they have gone black

 

[Emperortooco]

Just caught the end of her live there she says she is going to eat smaller portions and see how she goes as her mammoth weight loss might be a fluke and she might’ve put it all back on !! The smaller portions must have gone out the window already then !

She weighed herself lastnight and she’s lost 5lbs she went and bought herself some bowls she’s only going to have one bowl instead of two View attachment 1571891View attachment 1571892

At a time !

 

[Jo-nos]

I wonder what big plans they have for her 30th?

She was planning Charlie a surprise party for his (until Covid put a stop to it) I doubt she’s enough friends to fill a stamp let alone a venue so can’t be that

Whatever it is it’ll be tit

 

[inchhighprivateeye84]

So Charlie’s nan is in hospital. Wonder if he will be allowed to visit her?

 

[Jo-nos]

So Charlie’s nan is in hospital. Wonder if he will be allowed to visit her?

Yeah she’ll be wanting that inheritance