The toilet situation wouldn’t help either
Jane Gammons #47 She's like the (pukka) pied piper of simpletons and delusional folk
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Outside the van? Good luck with that in the pissing rainShe’s not sure what sink to get for the van as the kitchen will be small , she wants to cook outside of the van
It’s not as expensive as you think buying a van
she will never cook anyway it will be takeaways galore!
Said she hates making whipped soap but all bizness owners have to do things they don’t like 
Going to do a super sale as she does not want these scents
Reckons she pays £10 to £15 a bottle for the oils
Cleaning out moulds again with just a wipe before a new scent goes in
Them crocs
Going to do a super sale as she does not want these scents
Reckons she pays £10 to £15 a bottle for the oils
Cleaning out moulds again with just a wipe before a new scent goes in
Them crocs
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They certainly aren’t going to be able to cook in the van!!!!!She’s not sure what sink to get for the van as the kitchen will be small , she wants to cook outside of the van
It’s not as expensive as you think buying a van
Her gardens in full bloom anywaySaid she hates making whipped soap but all bizness owners have to do things they don’t like
Going to do a super sale as she does not want these scents View attachment 1506084
Reckons she pays £10 to £15 a bottle for the oils
Cleaning out moulds again with just a wipe before a new scent goes in View attachment 1506128
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Them crocs
I’ll tell what kind of sink you need Jane (
Hellloooo) one that is thimble sized. By the time you and daft boy are in the back of that van, you’ll be lucky if there’s room for a green pea never mind sinks, bed, cooking facilities. And you want to cook outside?? In the wind, rain….you’re an idiot.
Hellloooo) one that is thimble sized. By the time you and daft boy are in the back of that van, you’ll be lucky if there’s room for a green pea never mind sinks, bed, cooking facilities. And you want to cook outside?? In the wind, rain….you’re an idiot.They’ll be no room to breathe never mind cookI’ll tell what kind of sink you need Jane (
She said her brother has a van so I’m guessing that’s why they wanted one 
She’s talking as if they can live in it like the flat
She’s talking as if they can live in it like the flat
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Might not be too expensive to buy an old wreck off the internet, it’s when you start insuring, filling and MOT’ing the fecker that the costs add up Jane you dimwit!
And don’t forget the loo! Is she having a shower built in? lol.I’ll tell what kind of sink you need Jane (
The only van I can see Jane in is a burger van
I'd forgotten all about Greedy Gammons until this thread popped up on the homepage!
Is she honestly trying to reinvent herself as a #vanlifer along with soft lad? Vanlife is about actually living full time in a van which I presume they have no intention of doing. I hate it when people adopt the hashtag but don't adopt the lifestyle.
Is she still working in Tesco? I use the word 'working' very loosely there (a bit like Jane's bowels)? Is soft lad still working in some DIY type of shop/warehouse? Are they still living in a rented flat in God's Waiting Room?
So many questions (and chins) when it comes to Jane.
Is she honestly trying to reinvent herself as a #vanlifer along with soft lad? Vanlife is about actually living full time in a van which I presume they have no intention of doing. I hate it when people adopt the hashtag but don't adopt the lifestyle.
Is she still working in Tesco? I use the word 'working' very loosely there (a bit like Jane's bowels)? Is soft lad still working in some DIY type of shop/warehouse? Are they still living in a rented flat in God's Waiting Room?
So many questions (and chins) when it comes to Jane.
I bet her brothers van is a decent one probably a newer VW and not a rusty old transit
When we went down to Silverstone got the GP there was a couple who had a vw van, wasn’t a camper they had chucked a mattress in originally and then everything else was piled on top !! They used to have a little cooking area in there she said but you couldn’t swing a cat so they decided to buy everything so they could cook outside, lovely idea and they probably do it a bit where they lived in Cornwall but the weather was shite on the Saturday and all I can remember was me n Mr Tooco sat in our swanky MH necking Prosecco and g&t howling at those 2 getting battered by the wind and rain as she tried to cook. I did invite them in actually , couldn’t be that much of a cruel bastard but the gear they had with them was unbelievable and they had an awning that they now slept in as the van was packed to the roof every time they went away ! Good luck hogbeast you are gonna need it
She won't use the big industrial mixer this late at night but has the music blaring and the hand mixer at full throttle 
You've some catching up to do. On a break from Tesco - they're praying she doesn't go back. Reinvented herself as a wax melt boss babe cos absolutely nobody has jumped on that bandwagon. Lazier and fatter than ever. Attitude turned up a few notches. No house, happy festering in their cosy nana flat.
Would feckin ,deafin you
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