Don’t think she’d stretch to the postageI think it got to that point and Charlie seemed very fond of Helenwonder if Jane still sends Jared a 10p colouring book at Christmas
Jane Gammons #47 She's like the (pukka) pied piper of simpletons and delusional folk
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I’ve truly never read such guff! The pair of them turn my stomach.
Charge Helen £4.99Don’t think she’d stretch to the postage
Hell she would charge Jared the postageDon’t think she’d stretch to the postage
And say it’s beyond her control she doesn’t make up the postage costs
She’ll be coming back looking like this to plug her Halloween scents 
How she looks when you ask her to spell ‘it’
It took me a moment to work out whose nose that was, was it Charlies nose or was it one of those comedy noses attatched to her glasses.
Groucho Marx
more like...
Jane Gammons "my husband has seen me fail at every single thing in life. He watched me tit my knickers (twice) in the space of 20 minutes after a mukbang on beachy head"
I,m sorry but she looks like a bit of a simpleton, like she’s not all there on this picture. Well we know she isn’t all there so guess I’m stating the obvious !
That's quite a bad omen if she's having to resort to Facebook. I think she's sick of it all
Hey mr Tooco has seen me tit myself, am brave enough to admit it, not once but twice so me and fat flaps have something in common, except with me it was due to meds from cancer treatment. Never forget it was like treacle running down my legs and smelt like a bad school dinner
I started to cry and he thought I was crying out of embarrassment, I wasn’t I’d wrecked a brand new pair of very expensive trousers Chrissey !
Pair of cunts !Mustn’t apply to her Charwee bean 🫘
They’re the cringiest couple I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch
Not forgetting she will say she needs a 4 day lead time before she can post, because, well, she’s not amazon and she has to keep reminding herself that. She also warns it might not arrive for Christmas because of postage strikesAnd say it’s beyond her control she doesn’t make up the postage costs
I've worked out why she thinks she is a luxury brand... because she chooses the expensive postage option of using royal mail... it's certainly not for the quality of the products she doesn't even disclose the ingredients properly.Not forgetting she will say she needs a 4 day lead time before she can post, because, well, she’s not amazon and she has to keep reminding herself that. She also warns it might not arrive for Christmas because of postage strikes
New thread guys, if someone wants to do a re cap on it that'd be great as im about to leave the house, mucho thanks
Jane Gammons #48 Verging on 30, too big to squeeze into Berty
Thanks to @monga for the title suggestion with the most likes, it made me chuckle typing it, cannot wait for Jane and Charlie to start their van life journey 🤠Tattle on folks.........
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