Jane Gammons #27 Jane and Charlie, bigger than ever, when will they diet? probably never

[monga]

 

[lexiloo]

Is that his new job ? scarecrow. Charlie Gummidge .

he'd only have to open his gob and he'd bore the birds off! erm yeah, erm well yeah, erm it as alright yeah erm

 

[Motherofpigs]

Charlie has the world's most boring voice. He reminds me of Fr Stone in Fr Ted. "Yeah, fine"

Listening to him tell a story is like listening to the uncle (the grandad’s brother) from derry girls haha.

 

[foofoo]

 

[ChubClubThug]

Can’t wait 🥱 bet it’s the garage shelving she’s set up in her junk room filled with cats piss View attachment 476696View attachment 476698View attachment 476701

It's a typo It's meant to say lunch ... 4 egg bagel coming soon!

 

[ChubClubThug]

I wonder will the new product be revealed during her live

She's expecting a bigger fuss than the Harry & Meghan interview

 

[MUZICAL_THEATRE]

She classes this as a snack View attachment 473857

A tidy 400cals there. I wonder if she dunked a waffle or two in her tea as well for good measure! We had some fresh pineapple.

We had fresh pineapple for the simple reason that we WANT to lose weight, and that’s the difference between us and Chins. She obviously does all this “dieting” for attention, and nothing more, if she wanted to lose weight she would!

 

[lexiloo]

she looks like she belongs on mount rushmore with that huge face it's actually scary

 

[ChubClubThug]

She was laughing away like a jealous lump. She absolutely hates the prospect of him losing weight being fit and running off and leaving her. So she keeps him fattened up and hen pecked so he won't leave.

I think that's exactly what it is. The pair of them just look grey!

 

[Sweatybetty]

The Bean looks like a gigantic bean bag I can't get over the size of his gut. She looks like a fat old bulldog. What was that woman on Corrie years ago? Edna Sharples or someone?

I’ve said before she looks like my bulldog same large head and mismatched teeth

 

[Peppa123]

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compare that to the pictures she uses as profile pictures and thumbnails lol

 

[Superduper25]

She should make toilet freshner sprays... I bet it would save the beast £100s

Wonder if it will mask the smell of bull$hit?

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Jane Gammons #28 FM queen and Charlie Bean, their combined weight must be obscene

 

[Sweetcheeks28]

I’m convinced it’s bath bombs too no way she could make a profit doing treat boxes the way they 2 gannets eat. Do you think she will offer Tan a bath bomb to try

 

[Disneylover]

I wasn't sure but the set up looked familiar .

What’s all this about I wonder will the bean be so generous with his mum tomorrow View attachment 480794View attachment 480795View attachment 480796

If he’s bought his Mum flowers for Mother’s Day he must have felt like he had to buy chins some too in case he got told off

 

[Emperortooco]

The thing about a folding exercise bike is that people tend to fold it, put it in a cupboard and never use it!!

It will be on eBay next week !

It irritates me so much how she calls everything a "gadget"... an exercise bike is not a gadget!

She is a gadget and Charlie is a tool !

 

[bananasplit88]

Charlie has the world's most boring voice. He reminds me of Fr Stone in Fr Ted. "Yeah, fine"

 

[doctordoctor]

The mortgage adviser probably just said, I’m sorry you’re not eligible for a mortgage and that would’ve been enough for him to be labelled rude...

 

[monga]

She classes this as a snack

 

[Firebug]

It's sellers like Jane flogging her cat piss on Etsy that have ruined it. Etsy used to be a place to buy unique gifts, handcrafted and art, now it's full of shite like this, it's still possible to buy nice things but so much stuff is mass-produced that it has taken away from the whole ethos of Etsy. Rant over.

 

[Motherofpigs]

Why does she actively make such a fool of herself and him!

She is trying to be all ‘omg what am i like, i’m so silly/funny/relatable!’ but really she just looks like a pure cockwomble.

The thing about a folding exercise bike is that people tend to fold it, put it in a cupboard and never use it!!

It will be shoved in the spare room/office/junk room/damp washing room within the week!