Have you seen Russell kanes beyonce vid he posted yesterday, its hilarious. Im guessing that's what jake was going for!!
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He failed miserably then. There’s no comparison
RK taking the piss, Fakey trying to look sexy 
Oh god he's at the Village Hotel. It used to be nice there but it's where all the chavs go for the weekend when their UC drops in.
Yes years ago it was lovely and had separate bar and restaurant now it’s one big sports bar. The day we went in and saw jägerbomb offers was when we realised it was aimed at the stag and hens staying for the weekend. Fakey usually gets free stays at the Village doesn’t he? It’s nowhere near the centre of town though it would have been ok if he’d stayed with Flaps and Dusty. There’s a pool there and when kids can swim they get the pool inflatables/toys out. Opposite there’s a lovely sundial and walk and that links to a country park. The beaches are only a few miles away too.
Giving serial rapist vibes in that photo the utter creep!!!
I've just seen something saying Christopher Eccleston is going in!? He's not mentioned on that list and seems too famous lol.. although I found another list and he wasn't on it but Louis Walsh and james Haskell, joey Essex and Sarah Dunn were. I've heard of them! Lol. I'd love Fakey to go in and get thumped by HaskellDoesn’t look like he made the list then
I was just about to type the exact same words, Jazz. I honestly wouldn't put it past him. Perhaps he thinks when all the guests are at the fire assemby point someone will shout "Hey, is that Jake Quickenden?" and there'll be a stampede of fans asking for his autograph. It's wild to even consider that a man in his thirties would do this for attention and content but here we are.Does he set the fire alarm off for some content?
Doesn't he look really old in that photo outside the hotel where the Aqua tenna ladies go 
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I wouldn’t put it past him you know.Does he set the fire alarm off for some content?
Stood at the back like the bleeping grim reaper...
and a glass bottomed boatI mean he sat on a jet ski for content
Sorry got to share them again The poses 
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Utterly pathetic cunts. Totally embarrassed for them. They both think they look so good.and a glass bottomed boat
Ugly, gormless cunts.
Just read the OK event that F&F went to last year, you know the one where they said they had an important meeting in London before they went 
and then got changed into their eveningwear in public toilets, is taking place on 4 March in London. Do we think they’ve managed to get invited this year or after him pestering Simon Cowell and putting on his Instagram stories, has SC had him blacklisted
and then got changed into their eveningwear in public toilets, is taking place on 4 March in London. Do we think they’ve managed to get invited this year or after him pestering Simon Cowell and putting on his Instagram stories, has SC had him blacklisted I'm going to go for a drink and try and get a selfie with him ! X
Oh and he’s got a million views now on that ‘dancing’ reel so get ready for him to mention it and share it again a few times
You just know he's viewed it again and again and again!Oh and he’s got a million views now on that ‘dancing’ reel so get ready for him to mention it and share it again a few times
Is he taking the piss out of fakey? LolHe failed miserably then. There’s no comparison
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