Jake Quickenden #97 Pervy Quickenden, the Scunthorpe Schofield.

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A huge congratulations to @Philimena cunk for our new thread title. You win a new travel pillow as advertised by Flapz! Hoorah!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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On the 10th February he posted a photo of himself on the floor and saying he felt ill. ๐Ÿ™„ We've seen yet more cooking from him leading us to speculate whether he's on Masterchef and he was on Lorraine all week with a ยฃ40,000 Grand Giveaway! ๐Ÿคก He even filmed himself watching himself on TV ffs! What an utter prick! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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We had an overload of supposedly 'funny videos' of hiim and Gail with a make-up filter on and plenty of burnt pancakes and Hello Fresh ads. Valentine's Day was a non-event as he was in Manchester but a young 16yr old lad caught his attention but the post was quickly deleted.

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Flapz and the boys have gone to the US and Glasgow were bracing themselves for the syrup-wearing Superstar!
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Glasgow are still waiting as Sicknote is living up to his name and has thrown a sickie! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Radio silence so far from Fakey apart from the odd quote and Zelda is also quiet. Is he at mummy's?

A full recap can be found in Wiki 9.

Keep on grinding Fakeys! ๐ŸŒˆ

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Sophie* please buy the kid some clothes that fit and cut his hair
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*I didn't even call you Flaps this time
(Was just typing this post as the previous thread closed ๐Ÿ˜)

I feel so sorry for that child. They refuse to see that he needs help, and constantly expose that fact to all and sundry.

'The pose' - the poor kid doesn't have a clue what's going on.
 
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Thank you Guyyyyyyyssss...
I'm so honoured to have my second thread title on my favourite cunts page...
As you were, fakeys ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
 
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I am utterly disgusted at the state of that child. He looks utterly horrendous. WTF is the matter with that useless mother?

Why isn't anybody in the pool with that child and she's taking a photo of him ffs. I honestly can't believe what I'm seeing. ๐Ÿคฌ

That last photo though. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Boy does she look old there and her skin is shocking. Those treatments have done nothing for those potholes!

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๐Ÿ” Fantastic title Philli .Just realised it's got bleep in the title ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ x
 
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Why did flappy post that pic of Maris in black he looks awful, hasnโ€™t even got one of his shoes tied ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

Congrats on the new thread fakeys ๐Ÿ‘ get title, suits creepy Jake
 
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I am utterly disgusted at the state of that child. He looks utterly horrendous. WTF is the matter with that useless mother?

Why isn't anybody in the pool with that child and she's taking a photo of him ffs. I honestly can't believe what I'm seeing. ๐Ÿคฌ

That last photo though. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Boy does she look old there and her skin is shocking. Those treatments have done nothing for those potholes!

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Jesus, she looks like someone tarmacked her face.
And baked potato is gonna grow up to be a vain little posing shite, a vile hybrid of his parents.
 
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I am utterly disgusted at the state of that child. He looks utterly horrendous. WTF is the matter with that useless mother?

Why isn't anybody in the pool with that child and she's taking a photo of him ffs. I honestly can't believe what I'm seeing. ๐Ÿคฌ

That last photo though. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Boy does she look old there and her skin is shocking. Those treatments have done nothing for those potholes!

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๐Ÿ” Her receding hairline ๐Ÿ˜ฒ..She will need a wig soon perhaps she needs a fringe ๐Ÿ˜ฒ...
 
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Itโ€™s funny how people not on tattle know much much sick time he takes off ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Jesus, she looks like someone tarmacked her face.
And baked potato is gonna grow up to be a vain little posing shite, a vile hybrid of his parents.
Loving the thread title ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Baked potato ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Flap's Baboon arse lips๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ
Nothing but some shite quote from Fakey
Leo truly needs help๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
Where the duck is old Zelda๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
 
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(Was just typing this post as the previous thread closed ๐Ÿ˜)

I feel so sorry for that child. They refuse to see that he needs help, and constantly expose that fact to all and sundry.

'The pose' - the poor kid doesn't have a clue what's going on.
Shocked at the black sack Flapz put Spuds in. Shapeless shorts and T-Shirt. Horrendous. She is defo trying to showcase him as a model๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
 
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Does this mean he will be AWOL from TFM for 2 weeksโ€ฆ.?!? perhaps the ยฃ12k fee explains how flaps can pay for her hideous clothing hauls that all get sent back for a refund after she plays dress the skeleton
 

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It's not just the clothes that are to big look at the size of those trainers on him, always trainers never a proper fitted pair of shoes that might help him walk properly.
Like cutting his hair might help him see properly

What I want to know If he did get masterchef...... who dropped out ?

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