Please don’t tell me Maris is still in nappies. Is this normal for a kid that’s almost 3. His parents would rather grift than potty train.
More than a mention, a dry arsed faded photo will be slipped out!The jabbering and awkwardness would be off the charts. The father and brother would definitely get a mention. And possibly, Leo.
That would all be on the first night because he wouldn't last any longer.
Both mine were our of nappies by 16 months but then I didn’t lead the busy life of a grifter I was just working 40 plus hour weeks
I think he could definitely be stopping at mummys and that’s why she’s not on her stories because he doesn’t want people knowing. Depending on what excuse he’s given for sacking the FM off again, he also may need to be careful what he posts. I know a few don’t think so but I’m 99.99999% he’s on Masterchef. All the signs are there
Omggggg so they have failed the poor lamb. Plus the fact they keep filming him when it’s obvious they haven’t changed his nappy!Both mine were our of nappies by 16 months but then I didn’t lead the busy life of a grifter I was just working 40 plus hour weeks
Hopefully The Full Monty has sacked him? I really want to know about his backstage kiss with another male. The suspense is killing me!I think he could definitely be stopping at mummys and that’s why she’s not on her stories because he doesn’t want people knowing. Depending on what excuse he’s given for sacking the FM off again, he also may need to be careful what he posts. I know a few don’t think so but I’m 99.99999% he’s on Masterchef. All the signs are there
Hate to stick up for them but both my boys had just turned 3 before they were ready to potty train. My girl was 18m though. Wee ones are ready when they’re ready.
She has no imagination or flair whatsoever, little Miss Bland
If they’d sacked him, surely they would not still be using him to promote it? More fool them using him as their ‘poster boy’ when it’s been pretty obvious from the start, the tour was and has never been a priority to him. Whatever he’s doing, he’s never ever going to get the notoriety he’s so desperate for and that makes me happyHopefully The Full Monty has sacked him? I really want to know about his backstage kiss with another male. The suspense is killing me!
when will the media learn? You can't rely upon him turning up for work for only a few days let alone a longer stint?
Maris , away with the fairies, as per
if he’s filming Masterchef this week how does that help him find future work? It’s not normally televised until August which is still 6 months away so how is that’s going to help him get the TV work he desperately wants in the meantime? He’s such a clout chaser it’s beyond embarrassing. Imagine being nearly forty years of age and you are still so obsessed with social media and appearing on reality TV shows? What a bleeping deluded bleep he isThe rugby thing was a waste of time. It wasn’t shown on mainstream TV which is what he’s desperate for. I bet he is still hoping for his own reality show after that online channel 4 MMA thingie (although he pretended it was shown on TVIt’s so obvious, he bins theatre work off whenever he’s got the chance of being in front of a camera. Look at the rugby thing he did. No interest in rugby whatsoever, before since or after but he knew it was being filmed so sacked his main job off. More fool TFM for tolerating his unprofessional behaviour
) he and Flapz were showing off on!
Maby Bitty and Wiggy are on Celebrity Gogglebox together, either way who gives a duck, both are horrible human beings...
