Yes, and the poor kid is still in nappies and seems to have very poor speech.It's not just the clothes that are to big look at the size of those trainers on him, always trainers never a proper fitted pair of shoes that might help him walk properly.
Like cutting his hair might help him see properly
What I want to know If he did get masterchef...... who dropped out ?
Outstanding @CrazyBaldheadA huge congratulations to @Philimena cunk for our new thread title. You win a new travel pillow as advertised by Flapz! Hoorah!!
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On the 10th February he posted a photo of himself on the floor and saying he felt ill.We've seen yet more cooking from him leading us to speculate whether he's on Masterchef and he was on Lorraine all week with a Β£40,000 Grand Giveaway!
He even filmed himself watching himself on TV ffs! What an utter prick!
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We had an overload of supposedly 'funny videos' of hiim and Gail with a make-up filter on and plenty of burnt pancakes and Hello Fresh ads. Valentine's Day was a non-event as he was in Manchester but a young 16yr old lad caught his attention but the post was quickly deleted.
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Flapz and the boys have gone to the US and Glasgow were bracing themselves for the syrup-wearing Superstar!
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Glasgow are still waiting as Sicknote is living up to his name and has thrown a sickie!
Radio silence so far from Fakey apart from the odd quote and Zelda is also quiet. Is he at mummy's?
A full recap can be found in Wiki 9.
Keep on grinding Fakeys!
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Jake Quickenden #96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please. My husband is a gayboi cock tease! π
A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a stick of Sarfend's finest cock, I mean rock!! π It was a belter that previous thread - full of π, made-up stories that never happened and much speculation about Celebrity Masterchef! A homeless Ian Beale even made...tattle.life
I think they are both so dim and so up their own backsides, that they don't see him as anything but a means to getting likes.
I skip her stories unless I read she's said something she shouldn't have which is quite often. I do enjoy her que cardsI think they are both so dim and so up their own backsides, that they don't see him as anything but a means to getting likes.
Zelda kinda bores me, I gloss over posts about her tbh.
But she and the husband do seem to care more for the child than his parents do.
EA huge congratulations to @Philimena cunk for our new thread title. You win a new travel pillow as advertised by Flapz! Hoorah!!
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On the 10th February he posted a photo of himself on the floor and saying he felt ill.
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We had an overload of supposedly 'funny videos' of hiim and Gail with a make-up filter on and plenty of burnt pancakes and Hello Fresh ads. Valentine's Day was a non-event as he was in Manchester but a young 16yr old lad caught his attention but the post was quickly deleted.
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Flapz and the boys have gone to the US and Glasgow were bracing themselves for the syrup-wearing Superstar!
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Glasgow are still waiting as Sicknote is living up to his name and has thrown a sickie!
Radio silence so far from Fakey apart from the odd quote and Zelda is also quiet. Is he at mummy's?
A full recap can be found in Wiki 9.
Keep on grinding Fakeys!
Previous thread:
Jake Quickenden #96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please. My husband is a gayboi cock tease! π
A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a stick of Sarfend's finest cock, I mean rock!! π It was a belter that previous thread - full of π, made-up stories that never happened and much speculation about Celebrity Masterchef! A homeless Ian Beale even made...tattle.life
Absolutely perfect thread title our Philimena and excellent recap as always QueenCrazy..bravo to you both!A huge congratulations to @Philimena cunk for our new thread title. You win a new travel pillow as advertised by Flapz! Hoorah!!
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On the 10th February he posted a photo of himself on the floor and saying he felt ill.
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We had an overload of supposedly 'funny videos' of hiim and Gail with a make-up filter on and plenty of burnt pancakes and Hello Fresh ads. Valentine's Day was a non-event as he was in Manchester but a young 16yr old lad caught his attention but the post was quickly deleted.
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Flapz and the boys have gone to the US and Glasgow were bracing themselves for the syrup-wearing Superstar!
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Glasgow are still waiting as Sicknote is living up to his name and has thrown a sickie!
Radio silence so far from Fakey apart from the odd quote and Zelda is also quiet. Is he at mummy's?
A full recap can be found in Wiki 9.
Keep on grinding Fakeys!
Previous thread:
Jake Quickenden #96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please. My husband is a gayboi cock tease! π
A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a stick of Sarfend's finest cock, I mean rock!! π It was a belter that previous thread - full of π, made-up stories that never happened and much speculation about Celebrity Masterchef! A homeless Ian Beale even made...tattle.life
I'm almost sure I know who FakePotato is, I'm sure they tried to let us know a good while back now! Got to love them 
What an absolute embarrassment posting him looking like heβs been handpicked from the cast of Annie! Ill fitting clothes hanging off him, snotty face, birds nest hair, laces undone. Poor Spud has no hope with a twit of a mother like old Flaps.
I missed some clues at that time but fair play Fake Potato you are playing a blinderE
Absolutely perfect thread title our Philimena and excellent recap as always QueenCrazy..bravo to you both!
Comments still coming in on the Full Monty insta page and theyβre not good 
The desperation from her really is real. Talking about desperation. Why does Fakey have to start following every single person he comes across in the zlist world? For example all these people rumoured for Masterchef. Theyβre not all following him but he is them. Does he do it to try and get more blue tick followers or maybe another reason? Itβs stalkerish imo. Like when he starts following brands cos another z lister he follows has done an ad for them. Imagine being 35 years old and following over 7400 instagram accounts 
If this is true I hope heβs got his Hello fresh ingredients and leaflet with him cuz thatβs all heβs good for. Masterchef scrapping the barrel nowadays. That programme had had its day.. from no one being able to boil an egg, to cordon bleu #cobblers
Also regarding Flappys dire engagement. Imagine if she also wasnβt replying to every comment on her posts
Billy No Mates comes to mind, even if a few answer him he will be over the moon to get a response 
.Those skin companies she promotes need to bin her off.. that skin peel has done nothing for her.I am utterly disgusted at the state of that child. He looks utterly horrendous. WTF is the matter with that useless mother?
Why isn't anybody in the pool with that child and she's taking a photo of him ffs. I honestly can't believe what I'm seeing.
That last photo though.
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They really have no shame dressing him like they do
Celebrity MasterChef is one of my guilty pleasures. Some contestants are pretty good, most are dire. But the key thing is - nobody remembers who was on - it's difficult enough to remember who wins it. And he's got duck all chance of progressing anywhere near to the final. So he will be a 5 minute wonder like the rest of them. And I'm here for the sidebar of shame, the twitter thread and our beloved Fake PotatoI don't watch Masterchef but I would have to watch if he was on, to see how awful he would be. And I'm not talking about anything he might attempt to cook.
The jabbering and awkwardness would be off the charts. The father and brother would definitely get a mention. And possibly, Leo.
.April coming and him and the plank going to have a bumpy year ahead.No talk of any fights so all that begging did nothing 
She is just so annoying lately as surely she can see no one cares about her beige ordinary family.
