Fakey was saying why haven’t you been on and she began to say and he cut her off
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Sounded like she started to say she hasn't been well.Fakey was saying why haven’t you been on and she began to say and he cut her off
Fakey sounded v bunged up and the videoes were all over the place
Just goes to show they don’t buy him any decent birthday presents cos he’s showed about a hundred stories now of the bike Zelda bought him.
It’s very strange that he hasn’t proved us wrong yet by showing that flaps is playing happy families with them.
It’s very strange that he hasn’t proved us wrong yet by showing that flaps is playing happy families with them.
This honestly must have been that kid's only decent birthday present obviously from Zelda and Matt. He looks like he's on his own so I wonder if they've gone home?
Matts in one of the videos he’s posted this morning so still there. Question is where are Flappy and Fred? Zelda was MIA now it’s Flappy & Fred’s turn
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And look at the hair all over his face as well
he’s bleeping useless 
bleeping hell! Get him a proper fitting helmet, he’s tilting his head so far back. Get his hair cut, put some decent clothes on this raga muffin boy! His dysfunctional parents are failing him so badly!
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FLAPS WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Had Freddie seen his brother at all for his birthday? Very odd. I'm in the blocked club, is Flaps posting anything much besides Bambi & Boil clothes since she's been back? Think Matt & Zelda still there as could see Matt in the background further up the path when NikNak out on the bike. Notice how Fakey becomes so OTT & his laugh so nauseating when he has lots of content chances filming his son.
No sign of Fred since America. Poor sod is probably struggling having to go to school with jet lag. How lucky for his mother that she doesn’t have to get up and go to work
No thought given to Freddie at all. I’m sure she’ll be back with her incessant GRWM, aff links and made up ads soon.
Where the hell is Flaps, literally not been seen since getting back from seeing her sister
Fakey really gets on my nerves so bad, is that what we'll be getting, non stop Leo content this week until he fucks off, if they've grifted a stay anywhere
If they're not going anywhere cos they've not grifted a hotel then has Zelda turned up to see Leo and give him his present, as Fakey's got the week off. Bit of a long shot I know since she didn't last year. Still waiting for this dancing reel with Zelda Fakey
Fakey really gets on my nerves so bad, is that what we'll be getting, non stop Leo content this week until he fucks off, if they've grifted a stay anywhere
If they're not going anywhere cos they've not grifted a hotel then has Zelda turned up to see Leo and give him his present, as Fakey's got the week off. Bit of a long shot I know since she didn't last year. Still waiting for this dancing reel with Zelda Fakey
That child would thrive with Zelda and doormatt. He'd be straight down to the hairdresser, and probably docs too
Is Fakey there? Anyone watching This Morning, you’ll know why I’m asking 
Can't have anyone competing with him in the sympathy stakesFakey was saying why haven’t you been on and she began to say and he cut her off
Selfish little bleep.
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These two boring cunts haven't split up. Both game playing for sympathy.
He'd be vomiting his ring all over the tabloids if they had, he can't hold his own piss ...
Apparently another known ‘influencer’ trick is go quiet for a few days and then when you come back, even if only for a short time, it helps your engagement. Plus whilst you’re not posting, you’ll get these sad cunts message to see if you are ok, which also helps the engagement rate. They’ll be a reason for her being quiet. Like on the odd occasion he’s done it for more than a day. Personally like Phili, I don’t believe for one moment they’ve split up. Remember last time they did, the tabloids knew all about it. He’d use anything to get press attention which he’s proven on many occasion. Whenever she reappears, I’m sure she’ll give us a riveting explanation why she’s been absent
And the need to film this is? Urggh, his voice is jusf so fake. It cuts right through me. So, did he pick up Zelda and DoorMatt and now going to drop them back?
Is Flapz even there?
Is Flapz even there?
I’m sure Matt’s van/car was in their driveway yesterday. Maybe he’s already left today and Zelda is stopping on a couple more days for babysitting duties and they’re just out running errands now. I can’t believe he’d be taking her home and he’s not getting anything from her for it. I’d be stunned if him and Flappy haven’t got something on this week that doesn’t include the kid/kids.
If we mention something, he'll normally address it 
Fakey, bro, where is Flappy?
Fakey, bro, where is Flappy?
Pushing the boat out with a trip to Clacton! Glad I moved away haha… bet they’ll do sod all child friendly! Go on Wiggy, prove me wrong and do something nice with your son!
He still can't do it on his own though can he
useless bleeping Dad3 years old and not once has he looked after him alone for the day or God forbid overnight!
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