Maybe we could club together and buy the head a tshirt. He’s constantly without a shirt at home 
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Are they doing a zeleb drag race? Maybe that's what his going for
Obviously hasn't been watching the rugby again. And there's him pretending to be such a fan!
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There's a HUGE difference in prices the nearer into London you go. My friend has just bought a four bed house for nearly £1m nr Billericay. Where they live is full of ordinary new build estates and shared ownership.
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You know how he only ever shows reviews of the fm when his named it amazing and obviously by a totally delusional individual,well how many of them have thre been I I think 2 maybe 3 
that's actually pretty pathetic when you think how many people have seen the show
Also bet she's filled that waterbutt with bleach if she's let him touch her this weekend
that's actually pretty pathetic when you think how many people have seen the show Also bet she's filled that waterbutt with bleach if she's let him touch her this weekend
I really wished he'd burnt his rancid chest cooking that. He'd never have done it again that's for sure. That food looks like dogshit. 
Anyway, they've got brandy in the house - thought he'd given up drinking? He must be pissed as that sentence doesn't make sense.
Anyway, they've got brandy in the house - thought he'd given up drinking? He must be pissed as that sentence doesn't make sense.
Flappy must have sold all his shirts on Vinted.
Pretty off-putting to sit opposite the top hat nipple while eating your tea
Pretty off-putting to sit opposite the top hat nipple while eating your tea
What a bleeping cringe photo.
it is too bloody cold walk round in summer like that.He thinks he looks goodso does she but she looks like an anorexic boy, which she would take as a compliment
I have me wangy on
We’ll have to agree to disagree on that
. I know exactly where they live and I wouldn’t say the new build estate they live on is pretty expensive. I know to buy a house like that in somewhere like the places I mentioned (I wouldn’t refer to any of them as villages though) would cost them a considerable amount extra than they paid for theirs. My cousin paid the same for a 2 bed semi detached house in Billericay as they paid for their 4/5 bedroom detached in Colchester. I’m not slating the area where they live, just saying it’s a lot cheaper there than other places in Essex closer to London.
Could he make it any more obvious he's doing MasterchefI really wished he'd burnt his rancid chest cooking that. He'd never have done it again that's for sure. That food looks like dogshit.
Anyway, they've got brandy in the house - thought he'd given up drinking? He must be pissed as that sentence doesn't make sense.
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what a bellend he is, I was kinda wishing he would set fire to his syrup doing that flambe, when has he ever done anything like that before, obvious Fakey is obvious, his cooking looks tit, that looks like dogshit like you said CrazyWhich poor passer by had to take that
I'm glad you corrected this 'new poster' who doesn't seem to have a clue about house prices nearer London. As for their part being full of 'old money', that made me chuckle too!We’ll have to agree to disagree on that
Their builder Linden Homes, as we uncovered in Flapz's thread, is a well-known housebuilder who offers shared-ownership and has a very poor reputation overall.
Murray looks like a bleeping ventriloquists dummy, with a right bleeping dummy behind....
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Wonder who's bigging the pauper family up????I'm glad you corrected this 'new poster' who doesn't seem to have a clue about house prices nearer London. As for their part being full of 'old money', that made me chuckle too!
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Flaps would sell it on vinted for holiday spends ...Maybe we could club together and buy the head a tshirt. He’s constantly without a shirt at home
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Farm families and old money seems oddHmmm, curioser and curioser!
How the hell did they let this slip through!
£40,000 GRAND......?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. NOBODY HAS EVER SAID THAT, EVER!
HE IS USELESS.
Ah the lines that made me proper belly laugh today
@Philimena cunk calling Spud a ‘fat 40 year old stunted midget’
@CrazyBaldhead describing Squidward as ‘stretching out her tentacles’ reaching for Spud in the hot tub
They are such lazy filthy minging bastards! That nappy
@Philimena cunk calling Spud a ‘fat 40 year old stunted midget’
@CrazyBaldhead describing Squidward as ‘stretching out her tentacles’ reaching for Spud in the hot tub
They are such lazy filthy minging bastards! That nappy
Why is he telling everyone he’s going to be on Lorraine/GMB every day this week but has to do it wearing a girls cardigan with nothing on underneath it He really thinks he’s gods gift He’s so smug you’d think he was hosting the shows, not just doing a comp giveaway that so many other z listers are also doing now and they are being sent to much more exotic places than Wales I wonder if he’ll start the narrative of buying a camper van again? Another one of his made up stories that resulted into nothing as usual.
He really thinks he’s gods gift He’s so smug you’d think he was hosting the shows, not just doing a comp giveaway that so many other z listers are also doing now and they are being sent to much more exotic places than Wales I wonder if he’ll start the narrative of buying a camper van again? Another one of his made up stories that resulted into nothing as usual.
head was just on GMB - pre record not live
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