Jake Quickenden #96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please. My husband is a gayboi cock tease! 🌈

[Justdee]

His shared that again ? Just incase some one missed him asking his son who's still drinking out of a bottle if his still hung over from the prosecco
First time I saw it I thought his going for drag race,
But it's just dropped I think that character is a bit Denise welch,just imahlgine if it had a blonde wig on...he does love loose women even if his not been invited back

Also hurry please flaps I need to know how to dress my jeans before I do the shopping tonight they fit me and I need them to look like they hang of me and I have no idea how to make my really nice jeans look like you've influenced me but I've made a start by not ironing them

 

[Philimena cunk]

*runs to add comedian to bio*
Tumeric123
Author, comedian, Tattle Ambassador, fashionista, travel blogger #visitothertattlethreads


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Change of title...

@PhiliminaCunk.
Author. comedian.Tattle ambassador Allroundshitcunt.all enquiries to.#Idontgiveafuck.com

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Oh Squidward, have you finally seen the light and are now listening to the great, spiritual songs produced by the Marley family?

I can see it now:

Squidward is sitting on her own under the silver veil of the moonlight in her basic, bare garden in Colchester whilst her gay husband is in his hobbit bedroom in the loft watching gay porn. The light breeze is tickling her box-dyed tresses, the moonlight kissing her sore, cratered skin. She lifts up her massive trotters then places them up on the seat in front of her. She starts to skin up with her long, boney twig-like fingers and rolls a big, fat blunt of Colchester's finest 'sunshine in a bag'.

Waiting with much anticipation, she lights it up and pulls on it with her huge inflated sausage lips. She inhales so deeply that her bolt-ons quiver with pleasure. All her worries melt away as she ponders the meaning of life. Tears start falling down her cheeks like small, glistening diamonds as her brain cell starts to work.

Maybe her awakening has started?

"Maybe there is more to life than being a beard, begging like a woman, living a complete lie and doing everything for shallow Instagram content?"

Or maybe she's just another Instacunt who's jumping on the Bob Marley bandwagon because of the movie?

Jah Love Protect Us.

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Oh Squidward, have you finally seen the light and are now listening to the great, spiritual songs produced by the Marley family?

I can see it now:

Squidward is sitting on her own under the silver veil of the moonlight in her basic, bare garden in Colchester whilst her gay husband is in his hobbit bedroom in the loft watching gay porn. The light breeze is tickling her box-dyed tresses, the moonlight kissing her sore, cratered skin. She lifts up her massive trotters then places them up on the seat in front of her. She starts to skin up with her long, boney twig-like fingers and rolls a big, fat blunt of Colchester's finest 'sunshine in a bag'.

Waiting with much anticipation, she lights it up and pulls on it with her huge inflated sausage lips. She inhales so deeply that her bolt-ons quiver with pleasure. All her worries melt away as she ponders the meaning of life. Tears start falling down her cheeks like small, glistening diamonds as her brain cell starts to work.

Maybe her awakening has started?

"Maybe there is more to life than being a beard, begging like a woman, living a complete lie and doing everything for shallow Instagram content?"

Or maybe she's just another Instacunt who's jumping on the Bob Marley bandwagon because of the movie?

Jah Love Protect Us.



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This is brilliant omg im dead!
How dare she jump on the Marley bandwagon!!!!! duck off Squidward you are not a Bob Marley fan just like youre bandwagon jumping gay husband is not a rugby fan

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Now she’s sharing her post from 2 days ago on her stories I think they both delude themselves that their engagement is so low because for some reason people are not seeing their posts, so they need to share them again. When in reality, they both need to accept people are bored with the same tit all the time. If they only posted once a week they’d probably get better engagement from it

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

They honestly look like homeless people. All they need is a cup!

 

[cazellie]

Now she’s sharing her post from 2 days ago on her stories I think they both delude themselves that their engagement is so low because for some reason people are not seeing their posts, so they need to share them again. When in reality, they both need to accept people are bored with the same tit all the time. If they only posted once a week they’d probably get better engagement from it

Yes sometimes too much is too much! I get annoyed when I see pity-me posts or "is everybody seeing my post' and, even worse, 'sorry for the silence' so it makes me unfollow. How anybody wants to follow Fakey and Flaps is a mystery!

 

[Philimena cunk]

I see Faye Winter has been announced for "Celeb" MasterChef.
Isn't she managed my off limits????

 

[intheindustry]

Where I live they only do shared ownership on 2/3 bed starter homes not on 4/5 bed detached houses.

Theirs was a 3 bed

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I see Faye Winter has been announced for "Celeb" MasterChef.
Isn't she managed my off limits????

She was but she left and was taking them to court for a substantial amount of money they owed her. Not sure if it’s ongoing or been settled. I’ll have a Google and see if I can find anything out

Don’t want to derail thread but this is all I can find. Maybe there’s some sort of injunction so it can’t be reported on? Off Limits aren’t the most reputable agency out there

 

[mollyann]

I see Faye Winter has been announced for "Celeb" MasterChef.
Isn't she managed my off limits????

I saw a post once she was taking them to court for non payment? Is she still with them
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I saw a post once she was taking them to court for non payment? Is she still with them

Snap Jeanie lol

 

[PrincessJeanie]

@Philimena cunk Faye Winter has already done Masterchef. It’s Chloe Burrows that’s doing it this year apparently they really are going for the dregs of the z list this year Apparently she’s turned CBB down to star on it. Bet Fakey wishes he’d had that choice

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

@Philimena cunk Faye Winter has already done Masterchef. It’s Chloe Burrows that’s doing it this year apparently they really are going for the dregs of the z list this year Apparently she’s turned CBB down to star on it. Bet Fakey wishes he’d had that choice

We all know he never has a choice. Poor lamb.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

@Philimena cunk Faye Winter has already done Masterchef. It’s Chloe Burrows that’s doing it this year apparently they really are going for the dregs of the z list this year Apparently she’s turned CBB down to star on it. Bet Fakey wishes he’d had that choice

Is that the Chloe Burrows from TOWIE who attacked that other girl in a restaurant. She's a right vicious piece of tit.

 

[JazzFan]

On pancake day of all days no flappy pancakes hang your hed in shame woman

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Is that the Chloe Burrows from TOWIE who attacked that other girl in a restaurant. She's a right vicious piece of tit.

No that’s Chloe Brockett. She is managed by Off Limits . She’s just been announced for ‘Celeb’ ex on the beach. Now that is a show for the desperate fame hungry bottom feeder z listers. Chloe Burrows was on Love Island a couple or so years ago

 

[DeniseRoyle]

I can't believe Flappy is making us wait this long to tell us how to style jeans, shame on you Flappy, shame on you!!

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

No that’s Chloe Brockett. She is managed by Off Limits . She’s just been announced for ‘Celeb’ ex on the beach. Now that is a show for the desperate fame hungry bottom feeder z listers. Chloe Burrows was on Love Island a couple or so years ago

Chloe Burrows is a Love Island fame hungry z lister wannabe head? She was a dick on Love Island (the only ever Love Island I watched) she was with that other fame hungry head Toby! She literally is the dregs of z list and also not in the z list world long but id say she’s in the sidebar more than Fakey and now she’s on masterchef, they are really scraping the barrel! Why are not announcing Prick, saving the oldest and most reality show fame hungry irrelevant hole for last! I’ll piss myself if he’s not on it after him trying to hint he is in it! sad bastard!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’ve just cringed through Olivia & Alex Bowen doing an ad for that Coffee Machine that Fakey started following after Sam, Pete & Zara advertised it. Their relationship is almost as fake as F&F and that’s saying something.

 

[mollyann]

God zeldaDoes she not speak to humans the entire week.Her notes are so bleeping funny and the make upI’m no spring chicken but a bit of lipstick and mascara is as good as it gets with me.Cmon flaps we are all desperate for your jean reel as whatever you wear we make sure we never purchase