She's invisible. She was there but you couldn't see her.Gotta avoid that family life in any way possible
Anyone know if Zelda’s sister went to the tragic wedding that was fakey and flappy?
Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting
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What's the difference between Jake and a KitKat??Two fingered Kit Kat more like
You only get 4 fingers in a KitKat.....
Of course he had to smart mouth back to the waiters at Karen’s Diner, couldn’t just take it for the laugh that it is like everyone else. Fucks sake man, I really despise him.
Even going to Karen’s Diner can’t get him the insta engagement he’s so desperate for . As usual can’t just do the experience like you’re meant to, has to make it about him 
Even sadder is, he has started following the waiter from there who makes no mention of his profession on his insta, so Fakey must have actually asked him for his insta name so he could follow him
. As usual can’t just do the experience like you’re meant to, has to make it about him Even sadder is, he has started following the waiter from there who makes no mention of his profession on his insta, so Fakey must have actually asked him for his insta name so he could follow him
I’m so embarrassed for himEven sadder is, he has started following the waiter from there who makes no mention of his profession on his insta, so Fakey must have actually asked him for his insta name so he could follow him
who does that
That’s why he follows over 7,300 accounts. He’ll follow anybody he comes acrossI’m so embarrassed for him
Imagine spouting on how ‘busy’ you are all the time but you have the time to keep up with over 7,000 insta accounts Who seriously follows that many 
no wonder he’s never off his phone.So his wife thought that there were intruders in their house the other night, and he keeps posting the fact that he is away from home. He would rather overshare than consider his families safety.
Do they not have a house alarm? I thought that was pretty standard now. I wouldn't go to bed without my alarm on and I don't brag online about my business.
Do they not have a house alarm? I thought that was pretty standard now. I wouldn't go to bed without my alarm on and I don't brag online about my business.
Dad of the year obviously didn’t get up with the goblin then or he would be filming him by now useless lazy prick but he misses him sooooo much yeah right!
Wowww love it! Fakey won’t like that but he will do that fake laugh of his and pretend it’s all bantz.That waiter has just commented on his Instagram post saying 'I still don't know who you are, but glad you enjoyed it!'
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Bingo! Going to spend the day with the family but currently still in bed because he is just sooooo hard working useless piece of tit
They are starting stuff with Big Brother next week, I assume he’s gonna get a bit of filming to do with that. Doesn’t deserve it. I can’t see what else it would be. Although we know he’s very economical with the truth so could be a load of crap as usual.
So nice to let Tattle know his every minute routine for last week. 3 days filming (only showed us twice so think he’s lying) is still not a week worth of presenting. Prick.
So nice to let Tattle know his every minute routine for last week. 3 days filming (only showed us twice so think he’s lying) is still not a week worth of presenting. Prick.
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Honestly - does he want a bleeping medal??? When we were kids my Dad did this mileage every week. Difference being he did 6 full days a week labouring on a building site! Never heard him banging on about it. He just accepted that he had to work to provide for his family.
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Honestly she’s thick as tit.. a burglar Wudnt be hiding in the bathroom then she runs in terrorising Fred as well. Silly cow.
Notice how she keeps looking up sideways, anyways whilst talking like the fool she is. She’s been practising in the mirror. Her voice grates on me it’s so put on.
Notice how she keeps looking up sideways, anyways whilst talking like the fool she is. She’s been practising in the mirror. Her voice grates on me it’s so put on.
So if he can't talk about it, why mention it? Such an idiot
Poor lovey had the grubby job for ITV win by filming in Wales in super cold January. I will be impressed when they send him to the prestigious locations they send everyone else to, but him.
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